Physicaly Disformed / Handycapped + women = ??

[nachos]

Heyo,

I'm a 18 year old male, and i clubbing alot and **** with my mates but i dont really want to start dacning with girls, why, because when i was young i lost some fingers off my hand ( at the first nuckle up, two, the pinky and the one next to it..,) now the thing is, im pretty aware of this most of the time... esp. when a girl starts touchin me ( not that it happens to often ) anyway...

some girls will like not want to see or touch it like the ****in plauge... that hurts.. but there probably shlt heads anyway...

could i use this in my favour, like say i lost them in a knife fight to sound manly... ?

who knows...

what should i do about this, avoid contact all together and go with conversation only ( im not a fag, im cool and can maintain a good conversation, hardly a chump )... or do they even CARE about it deep down inside ? i know it sounds ****ed but i wouldnt really go with a deformed girl...


anyway opinions welcome, thanks.

 

[So Many Ways]

I have a minor disability as well. I don't have your disability specifically but things like that become an issue only if you make it an issue. Also, if some woman rejects you because of it, don't worry about it, it's out of your hands and it's nothing to get upset about. You just need the attitude that it doesn't matter. You can make up a humorous story to explain what happened, just to show that it's not a big deal to you. If your disability is not a big deal to you, it won't be a big deal to the women you talk to.

 

[Centaurion]

lol

Actually, there was this dude at my HS that had really short stubs (10cm long, birth defect) for arms and legs, and he made out/fooled around with THE hottest chick in our class. How the **** he managed that, I do not know, but he deserved some major kudos.

 

[nachos]

thanks bro

also... what is your minor disablility ?

 

[nachos]

Originally posted by Centaurion
lol

Actually, there was this dude at my HS that had really short stubs (10cm long, birth defect) for arms and legs, and he made out/fooled around with THE hottest chick in our class. How the **** he managed that, I do not know, but he deserved some major kudos.

haha what a legend!!!

 

[So Many Ways]

Originally posted by nachos
thanks bro

also... what is your minor disablility ?

I have arthritis. I've had two complete joint replacement surgeries on my hips, the first one at age 19 and I had to get one of them redone when it failed. I walk with a slight limp and one leg is about a 1/2 inch shorter than the other. I also gut a couple of nasty looking scars on each side of my hips due to the surgery. I also have shoulder problems as well, I'll probably have to get my right shoulder operated on at some point in time.

I walk pretty much normally, just with a light limp. I do use a handicapped permit, and I use it when I go out on dates. I don't make it an issue and they don't either.

 

[Julian]

it's out of your hands and it's nothing to get upset about.

Lol am i the only one who caught this?

 

[nachos]

haha yeah i did too...

LOLZMKAYO

 

[DJLegion]

Hey man, remember there could be worse things in life. You could actually make them want to touch it if you can find the right way of showing it to them.

I remember when I was young there was a kid in school whose fingers on his right hand did not develop. They were small as hell, but he got all the girls to want to touch it.

 

[duke007]

I knew a guy who blew his arm off in a dodgy chemistry experiment.

He just brushed it off as if it's not even a problem and is pretty popular with the ladies.

Open wounds are bad....stubs are nothing. Be confident

 

[nachos]

haha "open wounds", just got into a knife fight... lets hit the clubs!!

 

[squirrels]

You can joke about knife-fights if you want. BUt the truth is you have to be SECURE with your "handicap". As long as you don't allow yourself to become a victim of your condition, then it really doesn't matter. I've seen people with one arm who were more alpha-male than all the able-bodied people I know.

Don't worry about it. Just enjoy yourself. If she's got THAT much of a hang-up about it, she's probably not worth your time anyway. Don't go making a big deal out of it or anything, but be comfortable with who you are.

Besides, if she's so loose she needs more than two fingers to get off....

 

[nachos]

Originally posted by squirrels
You can joke about knife-fights if you want. BUt the truth is you have to be SECURE with your "handicap". As long as you don't allow yourself to become a victim of your condition, then it really doesn't matter. I've seen people with one arm who were more alpha-male than all the able-bodied people I know.

Don't worry about it. Just enjoy yourself. If she's got THAT much of a hang-up about it, she's probably not worth your time anyway. Don't go making a big deal out of it or anything, but be comfortable with who you are.

Besides, if she's so loose she needs more than two fingers to get off....

haha you legend!!

awsome post thanks mate!!

AND ON THAT NOTE... DUM DEE DUM DEE DUM NACHOS AWAY....

 

[Mack Bishop]

Originally posted by nachos

could i use this in my favour, like say i lost them in a knife fight to sound manly... ?

hahahaa

 

[NewMan]

I've got a handicap to....

My Huge C@ck drags on the floor as I walk down the street....

seriously though...

You have to be confident. If people pick up that you have an issue or are concerned about it, they will to.

 

[Cloud-uk]

Have you seen Scarface?

I only ask because you seem to understand that if people judge you buy your lack of a few fingers they are obviously wastes of air, but you can't ever use it as an excuse. If you were in a wheelchair, sure then you may have to make certain arangements, but a few fingers? Shrug it off!

****, I sound like such a **** but it's the truth.

Oh yeah, and Al pachino in Scarface has some quality answers to how he got his aformentioned Scar. Don't say the knife fight thing to be manly, if you're not a knifefighter it'll just sound silly if you are serious when you say it. Have a joke around, but never say how you actually got it- gives you an air of mystery!

To get you started...: "How did you lose your fingers?"

"I lost a fight. With a blender."
"An overenthusiastic ex-girlfriend"
"I didn't feed my cat for a few days. Little *****..."
"10 is my unlucky number"
"I'm a very curious guy, and the pencil sharpener was just sitting there"
"A shark took them. When I used to be a Pirate. Ooo Argh!"
"Where did I lose what? OH ****!"
"I pawned them for a set of gold rings. Didn't quite think that one through..."
"A bet. A very stupid bet."
"I lost them in the divorce."
"An exceptional pickpocket"
"I laughed at a gypsy woman and she cursed my fingers. Go figure."
"Oh these? Yeah, I used to bite my nails a lot."
"I'm a super hero, the invisible man actually. I'm just having an off day"
"Lost a game of poker. Badly"
"I lost the custody battle, they live with their mum now. Still see them on the weekends though."
"Knife juggling"
"Lets just say the chainsaw wasn't as unplugged as it should have been."
"The first had to get taken off after I got it trapped in a keyhole. The fact I did it another two times is what bugs me..."


And my favorite!

"They fell off writing really a terrible reply on an internet message board, which isvlsdgjklfjlll...

crap.

Edit: "finger fishing" Right now I'm done

 

[Diaoz]

Originally posted by Cloud-uk
Have you seen Scarface?

I only ask because you seem to understand that if people judge you buy your lack of a few fingers they are obviously wastes of air, but you can't ever use it as an excuse. If you were in a wheelchair, sure then you may have to make certain arangements, but a few fingers? Shrug it off!

****, I sound like such a **** but it's the truth.

Oh yeah, and Al pachino in Scarface has some quality answers to how he got his aformentioned Scar. Don't say the knife fight thing to be manly, if you're not a knifefighter it'll just sound silly if you are serious when you say it. Have a joke around, but never say how you actually got it- gives you an air of mystery!

To get you started...: "How did you lose your fingers?"

"I lost a fight. With a blender."
"An overenthusiastic ex-girlfriend"
"I didn't feed my cat for a few days. Little *****..."
"10 is my unlucky number"
"I'm a very curious guy, and the pencil sharpener was just sitting there"
"A shark took them. When I used to be a Pirate. Ooo Argh!"
"Where did I lose what? OH ****!"
"I pawned them for a set of gold rings. Didn't quite think that one through..."
"A bet. A very stupid bet."
"I lost them in the divorce."
"An exceptional pickpocket"
"I laughed at a gypsy woman and she cursed my fingers. Go figure."
"Oh these? Yeah, I used to bite my nails a lot."
"I'm a super hero, the invisible man actually. I'm just having an off day"
"Lost a game of poker. Badly"
"I lost the custody battle, they live with their mum now. Still see them on the weekends though."
"Knife juggling"
"Lets just say the chainsaw wasn't as unplugged as it should have been."
"The first had to get taken off after I got it trapped in a keyhole. The fact I did it another two times is what bugs me..."


And my favorite!

"They fell off writing really a terrible reply on an internet message board, which isvlsdgjklfjlll...

crap.

Edit: "finger fishing" Right now I'm done

cool list mate.

how long did you take to come up with all that and any tips to come up with them.

I simply love coming up with such comments and used to be able to with ease, however these days I get pretty much a 'brain-freeze' kindda thing where the thought's there, but just can't materialize.

Any suggestions, thks.

 

[ego]

Joke about it, just like the examples above. Confidence is the key.

Haha. damn! I have a friend who's blind on one of his eyes. He've been blind from the birth, and you can't see that he's one-eyed if you don't look close.

We joke about it all the time, and always make up small stories at parties, to make freak people out.

"Oh... You know... I never liked my big sister. I stole some candy from her, and ... yeah, at the dinner table when I threw food at her since she started an argue about it she didn't have any food to throw back. She did, anyhow, hold a fork in her hand..."



Then Someone breaks the ice and starts to laugh, and I fill in with:

"... Since then he never had an argue with his sister, nor dinner..."



"... Now seriously..." someone says.

And he countinues...

"Yeah... if you had a big sister you'd understand! Haha, Nah, seriously, cancer. From birth... I've always been blind on my left eye, and will always be. Not a big deal really "