physical anatomy question for older guys

[MacAvoy]

When I was younger than 25, this was never an issue but now that I'm over 30 it is. Your all gonna laugh at the stupidity of this but I was wondering about it the other day, and I thought screw it, I'll ask.

I find in the past couple of years that when I go for a bowel movement, I get some movement kinda near my balls. Not only do I have to wipe my anus but I also have to give a wipe or two, towards my sack. I've got no clue how movement ends up there, is it because I've put on weight, it is because I'm older?

Does this happen to anyone else or am I just a messy sh1tter?

Feel free to laugh away, I'm bored but serious.

 

[Victory Unlimited]

Yo Mac,

I cant' be sure, but I don't think it's an age thing.

It could be because of weight (how much lower your ass may be hanging and/or HOW fat the cheeks have gotten...lol), or it could be hemmorhoids (the kind that DON'T hurt or sting/asymptomatic), or it could simply be your diet.

Sometimes, depending on WHAT you eat, I would imagine that the texture of your bowel movements could ALSO change from solid to more "runny"...!

Regardless, I wanna thank you because you have unknowingly just gave me an idea for the name of my "next" epic-length thread:

Objective: The STOOL Consistency Scenario! :rockon: :crackup:



Crap on!!!

 

[Francisco d'Anconia]

...Regardless, I wanna thank you because you have unknowingly just gave me an idea for the name of my "next" epic-length thread:

Objective: The STOOL Consistency Scenario! :rockon: :crackup:



Crap on!!!

:crackup::crackup::crackup: That was fvckin' "CRAPTACULAR!!!" :crackup::crackup::crackup:

 

[MacAvoy]

speaking of stool, I remember watching a movie, can't remember what it was, but it was a chance it might have been staring Matt Damon but the point is, the actor said he didn't look at the color of his stools, and a bunch of other things, which apparantly were all signs of insanity.

anyone have any idea what movie that is?

 

[aliasguy]

When I was younger than 25, this was never an issue but now that I'm over 30 it is. Your all gonna laugh at the stupidity of this but I was wondering about it the other day, and I thought screw it, I'll ask.

I find in the past couple of years that when I go for a bowel movement, I get some movement kinda near my balls. Not only do I have to wipe my anus but I also have to give a wipe or two, towards my sack. I've got no clue how movement ends up there, is it because I've put on weight, it is because I'm older?

Does this happen to anyone else or am I just a messy sh1tter?

Feel free to laugh away, I'm bored but serious.

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Sounds like an anal fistula.
Did you ever have a perianal abcess?

You need to get this looked at.

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[Phyzzle]

^^That's what doctors test for, when it's "hold the balls and cough". So, yeah, it's not uncommon, and it can be serious.

 

[MacAvoy]

Alias, thanks alot, even though i've got no idea what perianal abcess is, it looks like it might be a possibility.

I'll definately get it checked out and am glad I posted it.

I also know my balls sweat quite a bit which could be related.

 

[aliasguy]

^^That's what doctors test for, when it's "hold the balls and cough". So, yeah, it's not uncommon, and it can be serious.

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Not really. The "cough" thing is testing for a hernia (which is much more common than a fistula.)

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[st_99]

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Sounds like an anal fistula.
Did you ever have a perianal abcess?

You need to get this looked at.

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if in fact it is an anal fistula, no need to worry.

from wiki....

"Anal fistulas cannot harm and they often do not hurt, but they can be irritating because of the pus-drain. Surgery is not necessary, but many find fistula to be a source of discomfort"

 

[aliasguy]

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Don't trust wiki for medical stuff

Get seen

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[joekerr31]

unless your standing on your head when you take a sh*t i dont see how you are managing to sh*t on yoru balls.

if i had to guess i suppose it could be the result of your balls getting saggier as you get older. perhaps then during a more wet BM you might splash the back of them more than when you were 25.

other than that, im not sure who you'd be getting sh*t on or behind your balls.

physically sh*t is going to go downward when it comes out your anoos. im not sure how it can come out your anoos and then take a right hand turn, slide down the neck of your anoos and then hit your ballsac.

 

[joekerr31]

oh, fyi, the only thing i notice thats different at the age of 33 compared to when i was 25 or even 20 is my hair is thinner and i have a few aches and pains in various joints (nothing bad, just minor stiffness that wasnt there when i was younger).

oh and I think my balls hang about a 1/2 inch lower than they use to.

otherwise your body should work the same as it did when you were younger.

getting older doesn't mean you fall apart, it just means you tend to slow down. you shouldn't start falling apart until you are at least 60.

 

[KarmaSutra]

I think the question begs to be asked: What kind of wiper are you? Are you a reacharound wiper or a below the balls pull through wiper?

If the latter, that would explain getting shat on your sac. If the former, then either you have the lowest pendulum swinging balls on any man alive.

Freak.:crazy:

 

[KarmaSutra]

speaking of stool, I remember watching a movie, staring Matt Damon . . .

This is true.

 

[penkitten]

penkitten pooh rules:
1. always wipe front to back and wash your hands afterwards.
2. if you are constipated, drink a cup of strong coffee. coffee always walks the dogs!
3. if you have watery or diarrheas, eat some ruffage! salad can fix it.
4. if you spy gum, stop swallowing it.
5. the stronger the smell, the more need for fruit and veggies in your diet.
6. if you find yourself just not going pooh once a day, eat more fiber.
7. if you bleed when you pooh, first assume you just strained yourself, second assume it is a hemorrhoid and third think about seeing a dr as it may be something internal.

and this concludes my lesson for the day.

 

[Interceptor]

penny will you be my mommy?

 

[penkitten]

penny will you be my mommy?

sure, what's one more?

 

[aliasguy]

penkitten pooh rules:
1. always wipe front to back and wash your hands afterwards.
2. if you are constipated, drink a cup of strong coffee. coffee always walks the dogs!
3. if you have watery or diarrheas, eat some ruffage! salad can fix it.
4. if you spy gum, stop swallowing it.
5. the stronger the smell, the more need for fruit and veggies in your diet.
6. if you find yourself just not going pooh once a day, eat more fiber.
7. if you bleed when you pooh, first assume you just strained yourself, second assume it is a hemorrhoid and third think about seeing a dr as it may be something internal.

and this concludes my lesson for the day.

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All good, except the LAST. If you bleed when you pooh, SEE YOUR DOCTOR. Assume nothing.
Really.

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[joekerr31]

macvoy, please identify which type of poo you are experience this problem with.....

Ghost Poo:
You know you've pooed. There's poo on the toilet paper, but not in the
toilet. Where is it?

Teflon Poo:
So slick and easy you don't even feel it. No trace of poo on the
toilet paper. You have to look in the toilet to be sure you did it.

Goo Poo:
This has the consistency of hot tar. You wipe twelve times and you
still don't come clean. You end up putting toilet paper in your
underwear so you don't soil it. Permanent skid marks are left in the
toilet.

Second Thoughts Poo:
You're all done wiping and about to stand up when you realise...
there's more to come.

Pop a Vein in Your Forehead Poo:
This is the kind of poo that killed Elvis. It doesn't want to come out
until you're all sweaty, trembling, and purple from straining so hard.

Weight Watchers Poo:
You poo so much you lose several pounds.

Right Now Poo:
You'd better be within thirty seconds of a toilet. You burn rubber to
get there and it usually gets its head out before you can get your
pants down.

King Kong Poo:
This one is so big you think it won't go down the toilet unless you
break it into smaller chunks. A wire coat hanger usually works well.
This kind of poo usually happens when you're at someone else's house.

Cork Poo:
Also known as "floaters." Even after the third flush it's still there,
floating in the bowl. My God! How do I get rid of it?

Wet Cheeks Poo:
This poo hits the water sideways and makes a bigger splash than the
launching of the QE2, soaking your starfish.

Wish Poo:
You sit there all cramped up and fart a few times, but no poo.

Cement Block Poo:
You wish you'd got a spinal block before you pooed.

Snake Poo:
This poo is fairly soft, about as thick as your thumb and at least
three feet long.

Morning After Poo:
Happens the day after the night before. Normally your poo doesn't
smell that bad, but THIS one... Usually you're at someone else's house
(normally a girl you're trying to impress) and they're waiting outside
to use the bathroom.

Mexican Food Poo:
Also called "screamers." You know it's safe to eat again when your bum
stops burning.

Boo Hoo Poo:
Makes you cry with pain and wonder whether your should risk the
stitches or go for the fuller figure.

 

[Lunar Jim]

Mexican Food Poo:
Also called "screamers." You know it's safe to eat again when your bum
stops burning.

Yeah, I've had a few of those in my time. The last one was just after watching something on TV about volcanoes, the so called Ring Of Fire. I remember thinking, yep you got that one right. It was like sh1tting napalm.:nervous: