Perhaps we need a Council of Elders

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I would like to have an assembled council of knowledgeable elders that we could turn to for seasoned advice.

I wanna see guys on the council with names like

Old Jaun, AJuanTimeAgo, and BORNIN1920Juan.

Any Ideas for recruiting some old timers? :D
 

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I can see it now the DJ Jedi Council...

Obi Wan Tomassi, Dongfu Skywalker and Str8up Windu.
 
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30 is not old! The only ones that should be in the club is those who were born 1964 or or earlier - before the hor matrix was introduced!! The Baby Boomers - hell we created the hor matrix!!
 

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KontrollerX said:
I can see it now the DJ Jedi Council...

Obi Wan Tomassi, Dongfu Skywalker and Str8up Windu.
Dont forget about Jaun Solo, Luke VaginaWalker, and Darth Weener. :D
 

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Last Man Standing said:
30 is not old! The only ones that should be in the club is those who were born 1964 or or earlier - before the hor matrix was introduced!! The Baby Boomers - hell we created the hor matrix!!
Yes, Last Juan Standing, I agree, us 30 yr olds are still Pad Juans. At 20,000 posts, you should elevated to Vagina Jedi :D
 

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There is a council, but to go to them, you have to go thru their posts. You can usually find what you need without a direct question to them. The most responsive is Fingers, as long as it is a question in a post he started.

The one that sometimes comes to you is Tesuquered. He was like god to me when he'd appear in my post questions.

Just look up and read the "wisdoms" of Pook, Fingers, and Tesuquered (his responses to ppl). There you have it.
 

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iqqi said:
There is a council, but to go to them, you have to go thru their posts. You can usually find what you need without a direct question to them. The most responsive is Fingers, as long as it is a question in a post he started.

The one that sometimes comes to you is Tesuquered. He was like god to me when he'd appear in my post questions.

Just look up and read the "wisdoms" of Pook, Fingers, and Tesuquered (his responses to ppl). There you have it.
Oh, I see. A secret council lurking in shadows, shrouded in mystery, available to only the sincerest seekers. Cool. :up: :cuss: :flowers: :kick: :trouble: :eek: :whistle: :p :D
 

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I received a special message from my master Dong Tzu. In the process of decrypting.
 

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Real juan
 

Tell her a little about yourself, but not too much. Maintain some mystery. Give her something to think about and wonder about when she's at home.

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The problems would be, who should we put up there? How would we decide it? I'm sure everyone would have a different opinion after the first 3 or 4 obvious choices. Then another problem would be, the most obvious choices, i.e. Pook.... they don't post anymore.

Yet another issue: Once this so called council was created, the members would be prime targets for trolls and people who just disagree with everything. They'd challenge anything the council says, and constantly bash them.




The whole point is to have a group of people who would be the final word on any issue, right? Don't we have the DJ Bible for that?
 

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Yet another issue: Once this so called council was created, the members would be prime targets for trolls and people who just disagree with everything. They'd challenge anything the council says, and constantly bash them.
How about we have a rule that you're only allowed to speak while holding the conch shell?
 

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Are you guys sitting around making ‘Star Wars’ Jokes? Yea… yea you are.:rolleyes:
 

Peace and Quiet

If you currently have too many women chasing you, calling you, harassing you, knocking on your door at 2 o'clock in the morning... then I have the simple solution for you.

Just read my free ebook 22 Rules for Massive Success With Women and do the opposite of what I recommend.

This will quickly drive all women away from you.

And you will be able to relax and to live your life in peace and quiet.

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