5string
Master Don Juan
I was talking to a buddy of mine the other day after work. We both know this woman.
Her....43 yrs old, blonde, blue and about a 7 for her age. Bi-polar. Takes valium 4 times a day. On social security disability for persistent migraines. Takes oxycontin for it. Divorced, 3 kids and drinks like a fish.
My buddy gets with her after he gets off work for drinks. She says "if you think I'm gonna sleep with you, it's not gonna happen. I adhere to the 6 month rule". He says "WTF is that"? She says, "I won't sleep with anyone until they have dated ME for 6 months!!!! So I ask him, "what did you say"?
He says he told her "first, I don't want to sleep with you tonight, and I'm not about to sit around digging splinters out of my arse, pining for you for the next 6 months"! :moon:
He also said that she said it would be well worth the wait!!! This gal places such a high value on her cooch, it's simply astounding!
Needless to say, my buddy told her to F off and left.
Crazy b!tch :crazy:
Her....43 yrs old, blonde, blue and about a 7 for her age. Bi-polar. Takes valium 4 times a day. On social security disability for persistent migraines. Takes oxycontin for it. Divorced, 3 kids and drinks like a fish.
My buddy gets with her after he gets off work for drinks. She says "if you think I'm gonna sleep with you, it's not gonna happen. I adhere to the 6 month rule". He says "WTF is that"? She says, "I won't sleep with anyone until they have dated ME for 6 months!!!! So I ask him, "what did you say"?
He says he told her "first, I don't want to sleep with you tonight, and I'm not about to sit around digging splinters out of my arse, pining for you for the next 6 months"! :moon:
He also said that she said it would be well worth the wait!!! This gal places such a high value on her cooch, it's simply astounding!
Needless to say, my buddy told her to F off and left.
Crazy b!tch :crazy: