I’m regularly on this other website posting stuff, and I came across this and thought it was funny n interesting to see what non-SoSuave people think about this question.
I have to say beforehand though, this is from possibly the most politically incorrect forum on the internet. And is basically a place for jokes and random stuff. Cookie for first correct guess at which board it is.
Everything written in italics is my comments.
“>>…” means referring to post.
I put “---“ to break up separate discussions.
Enjoy.
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No.21043730
Hey /b/, why is it that women like jerks?
No.21043894
Jerks have bigger ****s then you
No.21043956
all women have an inferiority complex that needs to be fed.
so just show the **** who's boss, maybe throw a flower or some **** her way once in a while just to shut her ****ing face, and then stick your **** in her mouth.
No.21043965
because all women are *****s and like to be treated badly
No.21043970
because they want security
I thought that was what nice guys were for? You learn everyday.
No.21043984
It's not that they like jerks. It's that you're ugly.
No.21044073
jerks are ****ing sexy. i love being pushed around. Mmmm
No.21044711
because women enjoy entertaining the notion that they can tame someone. It makes them feel good to believe that only THEY can control the wild ride.
Also because jerks **** better.
No.21044932
i ****ing love jerks, /b/. i like when they don't ASK to ****, they TELL you they're gonna **** you. i like when they don't care about getting you off, just themselves (between you and me, that gets me off). jerks that don't even know your name when their massive **** is plunged 10 inches deep into your *******, no lube and no mercy. jerks are always a better ****. i ****ing love jerks, they're ALWAYS a better ride. being treated like garbage is HOT.
Couldn’t care if she is a woman, advice needs testing.
No.21045824
control? Maybe mean girls like pussies because they can boss them the hell around, and nice girls like jerks because they need someone to boss them around. Or something. Alls I know is I'm sick of dating pussies.
No.21047776
When you think you are being nice, you are coming off as creepy.
No.21047800
Just to let you know, if chicks wanted a guy who was sweet, would buy you flowers, cook you meals, etc. Then we'd all be lesbians and marry other chicks. Men are men when they're ****s.
It makes them manly, and that's sexy.
She’s a woman… don’t trust her…I am being sarcastic here.
No.21047928
Really, girls dumping guys because they aren't really confident/manly/dominant is NO. DIFFERENT. to guys dumping girls because their ass isn't tight or their tits are too small. It's no different. Both basically equate to sexual attraction. It is exactly the same animal.
At least guys are honest about it, and at least guys don't dump girls based on that premise alone.
Girls might complain about being judged entirely on looks but imagine being judged on your character, personality and social standing. Things are just as hard if not harder for men.
No.21048743
Because they feel protected by them
No.21049057
Uuuuh ha ha ha
"WHY won't she chose a nice guy like ME?"... Guess what. You're not a nice guy. Would a nice guy post on /b/ and complain about women being *****es and such? The truth is, you're a ****ing post-agressive sissy that is whining about not getting whatever you want. You are the epitome of unsexy. You are afraid to talk anything around women so instead you smile boringly at them and agree to everything they say. This is not "nice", it's called "spineless". It's part of female nature to look for a strong, capable partner, so what the hell would a girl want with you, huh? Hell, you're probably not even good-looking.
Ah man, I think I'm going to turn this into copy-pasta and post it in every thread on the subject that pops up until the message has sunk in. Goddamnit.
Nice guys… Women really don’t like you.
No.21049190
Umm I like half and half... I dont like a whiny lets share all our feeling tipe of guy, but I dont like a super misogynistic ******* either.
All things in moderation. Since yes, an assertive guy with a mean streak is sexy... but for me that alure ends when he feels the need to treat women badly to make himself feel superior.
No.21049870
PROTIP: IT'S NOT THAT WOMEN LIKE JERKS, THEY JUST DONT LIKE /YOU/
No.21050265
I'm a woman and I hate jerks. I think insecure, needy guys are so much hotter.
lol
No.21050938
Oh I am so sick of listening to self-professed "nice guys" ***** about how the girls like ****s. We like confidence and the fun times that more outgoing, assertive males provide.
The "nice guys" love to pull that emotional blackmail **** too--"I like you SOOO much and it hurts me SOOO much that you don't like me back and you went out with that other guy, SEE it didn't work out you were meant for me and god why don't you just hold me like I know you would if you understood me?" Jesus Christ get over yourself. Maybe I'm attracted to someone else because they're at the gym while you're playing Warcraft. Maybe I like that when I hang out with them they make me laugh and entertain me instead of trying to get into my pants by WHINING AND CRYING, the least sexy things in all of the universe. And guess what? I like that these "jerks" don't need my essence to survive, because it means I won't get smothered in a relationship, whereas if I were with some ***** "nice guy" I would have to be the man and comfort him and initiate sex all the time and try to tell him he's getting fat without hurting his feelings.
How do I know all this? I GAVE NICE GUYS A CHANCE AND EVERY ONE OF THEM WAS A ****ING LOSER MAKING UP FOR THEIR LACK OF STRENGTH AND BACKBONE WITH SHEER WHINING AND INSECURITY.
Ouch.
And how do guys provide confidence?
No.21049812
Treat 'em like dirt, they'll stick to you like mud. Most women are predictable, whiny, hypocritical little ****s who take it up the ass, ***** about it afterwards, but say, 'oh he is just a nice guy, rly'. ****ing can't stand women.
God, don’t say that to Wyldfire. Actually do. Ha.
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No.21045286
The only women that AREN'T attracted to jerks are usually the morbidly obese.
No.21045543
it's depressing how true that is.
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No.21045188
Hey /b/, why is it that women like jerks?
Not quite the way it should be said.
"Hay /b/, why is it that wimmenz like men with a spine?"
Women like men with backbone. Ever since feminism existed those women brought up their sons to be pussies with no spine. Spineless wimps. Servants. No one respects a guy with no nerve. The only other stereotype available are the jerks. They grew up in dysfunctional families and were not tainted by feminism. They DO have a backbone, but don't respect women. Women end up settling for less. At least the jerk has a backbone. "Jerks" have much more sexual experience so they have more confidence at ****ing women as well. It's a domino effect and the FIRST STEP is always the HARDEST. Virgin "nice guys" have it REALLY tough because they shoot themselves in the foot with their rationale.
First steps are really hard, but once that ***** is flowing, it’s good sailing.
People tend to be emotional. She won't mention the times when she got a gift from the "*******" or when they had fun together. She would rather just pigeonhole him as a jerk to ease the pain. "Why can't I find a nice guy" is a cry for someone better. She isn't looking for a guy that is nice. Just like a gentleman is not a man who is gentle. Whenever a woman says that she is really saying "Why did I fall for that guy!" or "Why can't I find a REAL man!".
Would you, a male /b/tard, date a woman that was indecisive, a coward that never stood for her own values, so sexually insecure that sex is boring if it EVER happens, and generally exudes lack of confidence? Of course not. Now you understand why women don't date "nice guys".
Sounds cool, as long as she tags along.
No.21045706
Last two points to point out.
Women aren't afraid to call a man a jerk. It's just like men who call a woman that won't **** him a slut. IT IS NOT TO BE TAKEN LITERALLY NOR SERIOUSLY. In reality there are FEW REAL JERKS. I'm talking cold blooded killer that can't keep himself out of the prison system. So don't delude yourself with the statement "women love jerks" because it's not the correct statement. Women love men with a backbone and willingness to say NO.
Men whom complain that they are nice are beggars. No one respects a beggar. "Nice guys" are the equivalent of a 2 year old baby crying. Women find it ANNOYING. It is NOT A TURN ON. Don't you get annoyed when a woman complains about random **** at your face? THAT IS THE SAME FEELING THEY GET FROM YOU!
FFS guys quit stressing yourself about sex and just hang out with women as if they were your male friends. You will be surprised at the results. (and if you never had any male friends then you have some homework to do fella)
“cold blooded killer that can't keep himself out of the prison system” I know a bodybuilder guy like that. When he goes clubbing, it’s like he has run a marathon and is sweating women, it’s an absolute spectacle. He’s quite a nice guy despite his appearance, you just know he would cut you and your family into pieces without breaking the caveman stare those guys have. Guy’s a freak.
No.21045821
See, the problem with that is they think you're a friend and will never think of you as nothing more, ever.
No.21045854
Because you are a ***** that doesn't realize that you ALSO have to MAKE A MOVE.
No.21045904
By that stage, if you're considered a friend, making a move would just freak them out.
Continued in next post.
I have to say beforehand though, this is from possibly the most politically incorrect forum on the internet. And is basically a place for jokes and random stuff. Cookie for first correct guess at which board it is.
Everything written in italics is my comments.
“>>…” means referring to post.
I put “---“ to break up separate discussions.
Enjoy.
---
No.21043730
Hey /b/, why is it that women like jerks?
No.21043894
Jerks have bigger ****s then you
No.21043956
all women have an inferiority complex that needs to be fed.
so just show the **** who's boss, maybe throw a flower or some **** her way once in a while just to shut her ****ing face, and then stick your **** in her mouth.
No.21043965
because all women are *****s and like to be treated badly
No.21043970
because they want security
I thought that was what nice guys were for? You learn everyday.
No.21043984
It's not that they like jerks. It's that you're ugly.
No.21044073
jerks are ****ing sexy. i love being pushed around. Mmmm
No.21044711
because women enjoy entertaining the notion that they can tame someone. It makes them feel good to believe that only THEY can control the wild ride.
Also because jerks **** better.
No.21044932
i ****ing love jerks, /b/. i like when they don't ASK to ****, they TELL you they're gonna **** you. i like when they don't care about getting you off, just themselves (between you and me, that gets me off). jerks that don't even know your name when their massive **** is plunged 10 inches deep into your *******, no lube and no mercy. jerks are always a better ****. i ****ing love jerks, they're ALWAYS a better ride. being treated like garbage is HOT.
Couldn’t care if she is a woman, advice needs testing.
No.21045824
control? Maybe mean girls like pussies because they can boss them the hell around, and nice girls like jerks because they need someone to boss them around. Or something. Alls I know is I'm sick of dating pussies.
No.21047776
When you think you are being nice, you are coming off as creepy.
No.21047800
Just to let you know, if chicks wanted a guy who was sweet, would buy you flowers, cook you meals, etc. Then we'd all be lesbians and marry other chicks. Men are men when they're ****s.
It makes them manly, and that's sexy.
She’s a woman… don’t trust her…I am being sarcastic here.
No.21047928
Really, girls dumping guys because they aren't really confident/manly/dominant is NO. DIFFERENT. to guys dumping girls because their ass isn't tight or their tits are too small. It's no different. Both basically equate to sexual attraction. It is exactly the same animal.
At least guys are honest about it, and at least guys don't dump girls based on that premise alone.
Girls might complain about being judged entirely on looks but imagine being judged on your character, personality and social standing. Things are just as hard if not harder for men.
No.21048743
Because they feel protected by them
No.21049057
Uuuuh ha ha ha
"WHY won't she chose a nice guy like ME?"... Guess what. You're not a nice guy. Would a nice guy post on /b/ and complain about women being *****es and such? The truth is, you're a ****ing post-agressive sissy that is whining about not getting whatever you want. You are the epitome of unsexy. You are afraid to talk anything around women so instead you smile boringly at them and agree to everything they say. This is not "nice", it's called "spineless". It's part of female nature to look for a strong, capable partner, so what the hell would a girl want with you, huh? Hell, you're probably not even good-looking.
Ah man, I think I'm going to turn this into copy-pasta and post it in every thread on the subject that pops up until the message has sunk in. Goddamnit.
Nice guys… Women really don’t like you.
No.21049190
Umm I like half and half... I dont like a whiny lets share all our feeling tipe of guy, but I dont like a super misogynistic ******* either.
All things in moderation. Since yes, an assertive guy with a mean streak is sexy... but for me that alure ends when he feels the need to treat women badly to make himself feel superior.
No.21049870
PROTIP: IT'S NOT THAT WOMEN LIKE JERKS, THEY JUST DONT LIKE /YOU/
No.21050265
I'm a woman and I hate jerks. I think insecure, needy guys are so much hotter.
lol
No.21050938
Oh I am so sick of listening to self-professed "nice guys" ***** about how the girls like ****s. We like confidence and the fun times that more outgoing, assertive males provide.
The "nice guys" love to pull that emotional blackmail **** too--"I like you SOOO much and it hurts me SOOO much that you don't like me back and you went out with that other guy, SEE it didn't work out you were meant for me and god why don't you just hold me like I know you would if you understood me?" Jesus Christ get over yourself. Maybe I'm attracted to someone else because they're at the gym while you're playing Warcraft. Maybe I like that when I hang out with them they make me laugh and entertain me instead of trying to get into my pants by WHINING AND CRYING, the least sexy things in all of the universe. And guess what? I like that these "jerks" don't need my essence to survive, because it means I won't get smothered in a relationship, whereas if I were with some ***** "nice guy" I would have to be the man and comfort him and initiate sex all the time and try to tell him he's getting fat without hurting his feelings.
How do I know all this? I GAVE NICE GUYS A CHANCE AND EVERY ONE OF THEM WAS A ****ING LOSER MAKING UP FOR THEIR LACK OF STRENGTH AND BACKBONE WITH SHEER WHINING AND INSECURITY.
Ouch.
And how do guys provide confidence?
No.21049812
Treat 'em like dirt, they'll stick to you like mud. Most women are predictable, whiny, hypocritical little ****s who take it up the ass, ***** about it afterwards, but say, 'oh he is just a nice guy, rly'. ****ing can't stand women.
God, don’t say that to Wyldfire. Actually do. Ha.
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No.21045286
The only women that AREN'T attracted to jerks are usually the morbidly obese.
No.21045543
it's depressing how true that is.
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No.21045188
Hey /b/, why is it that women like jerks?
Not quite the way it should be said.
"Hay /b/, why is it that wimmenz like men with a spine?"
Women like men with backbone. Ever since feminism existed those women brought up their sons to be pussies with no spine. Spineless wimps. Servants. No one respects a guy with no nerve. The only other stereotype available are the jerks. They grew up in dysfunctional families and were not tainted by feminism. They DO have a backbone, but don't respect women. Women end up settling for less. At least the jerk has a backbone. "Jerks" have much more sexual experience so they have more confidence at ****ing women as well. It's a domino effect and the FIRST STEP is always the HARDEST. Virgin "nice guys" have it REALLY tough because they shoot themselves in the foot with their rationale.
First steps are really hard, but once that ***** is flowing, it’s good sailing.
People tend to be emotional. She won't mention the times when she got a gift from the "*******" or when they had fun together. She would rather just pigeonhole him as a jerk to ease the pain. "Why can't I find a nice guy" is a cry for someone better. She isn't looking for a guy that is nice. Just like a gentleman is not a man who is gentle. Whenever a woman says that she is really saying "Why did I fall for that guy!" or "Why can't I find a REAL man!".
Would you, a male /b/tard, date a woman that was indecisive, a coward that never stood for her own values, so sexually insecure that sex is boring if it EVER happens, and generally exudes lack of confidence? Of course not. Now you understand why women don't date "nice guys".
Sounds cool, as long as she tags along.
No.21045706
Last two points to point out.
Women aren't afraid to call a man a jerk. It's just like men who call a woman that won't **** him a slut. IT IS NOT TO BE TAKEN LITERALLY NOR SERIOUSLY. In reality there are FEW REAL JERKS. I'm talking cold blooded killer that can't keep himself out of the prison system. So don't delude yourself with the statement "women love jerks" because it's not the correct statement. Women love men with a backbone and willingness to say NO.
Men whom complain that they are nice are beggars. No one respects a beggar. "Nice guys" are the equivalent of a 2 year old baby crying. Women find it ANNOYING. It is NOT A TURN ON. Don't you get annoyed when a woman complains about random **** at your face? THAT IS THE SAME FEELING THEY GET FROM YOU!
FFS guys quit stressing yourself about sex and just hang out with women as if they were your male friends. You will be surprised at the results. (and if you never had any male friends then you have some homework to do fella)
“cold blooded killer that can't keep himself out of the prison system” I know a bodybuilder guy like that. When he goes clubbing, it’s like he has run a marathon and is sweating women, it’s an absolute spectacle. He’s quite a nice guy despite his appearance, you just know he would cut you and your family into pieces without breaking the caveman stare those guys have. Guy’s a freak.
No.21045821
See, the problem with that is they think you're a friend and will never think of you as nothing more, ever.
No.21045854
Because you are a ***** that doesn't realize that you ALSO have to MAKE A MOVE.
No.21045904
By that stage, if you're considered a friend, making a move would just freak them out.
Continued in next post.
