Penkitten and I Are Getting Married

Gio and Penkitten Are Getting Married!

  • Dude, that rocks.

    Votes: 31 36.9%
  • That's so effing awesome.

    Votes: 21 25.0%
  • Penkitten, you are one lucky chick.

    Votes: 26 31.0%
  • Gio, you are one lucky dude.

    Votes: 6 7.1%

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Teen Spirit

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Is penkitten a milf? If so, I'm jealous. :woo:
 

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Penkitten and Gio

Post marriage will we ever see you guys on here?

I certainly hope so!
 

Giovanni Casanova

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Originally posted by Ricky
Penkitten and Gio

Post marriage will we ever see you guys on here?

I certainly hope so!
We will be here.

What will happen is like in the Power Rangers where the robots come together to make a super robot. We will be more powerful than before.
 

What happens, IN HER MIND, is that she comes to see you as WORTHLESS simply because she hasn't had to INVEST anything in you in order to get you or to keep you.

You were an interesting diversion while she had nothing else to do. But now that someone a little more valuable has come along, someone who expects her to treat him very well, she'll have no problem at all dropping you or demoting you to lowly "friendship" status.

Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.

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Originally posted by Ricky
Penkitten and Gio

Post marriage will we ever see you guys on here?

I certainly hope so!
of course we will be here....
especially if we ever have a first fight hahaha just kidding
 

DJDamage

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especially if we ever have a first fight hahaha just kidding
I can picture it now...........

Penkitten: Gio Sweetie, what time are we going out today?

Giovanni Casanova: I told you we are going to that place tomorow, tonight its my Michigan State and they are in the playoffs I have to watch that, you know I love them.

Penkitten: wait, you said TODAY....

Giovanni Casanaova: I did? well you are putting words into my mouth because I said sunday, but don't sweat it I forgive you.

Penkitten: Are you using C&F you learned at sosuave to try and disarm me?! you know I am not a fool, I read the DJ BIBLE!!!

Giovanni Casanaova: Good then you must have missed something important, go look it up while the game about to start.

Penkitten: Don't try to be smart with me.........

Giovanni Casanova: raises his voice "This Conversation is Over"

Penkitten: oh oh now what is this , are you "Putting your foot down" like it says so in the DJ BIBLE!!!???

Giovanni Casanova completley ignores her while maintaining his aloofness and yells at the T.V: MICHIGAN SCORES!!!!!!

Penkitten storms out of the room.

GOOD TIMES!!
 

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Penkitten says that she will be making my nacho dip while the game is on.

However, she says that when "Whose Line" is on, it will not be missed.

:yes:
 

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Penkitten says that she will be making my nacho dip while the game is on.

However, she says that when "Whose Line" is on, it will not be missed.
Then in that case, I have a present for Penkitten, I hope she will apperciate that.

http://newsfly.org/humormedia/richardsimmons1.htm

*warning to all other male members - you are about to watch a video containing a guest apperance by the most pathetic man in America, watching this will make you laugh but also make you want to vomit in disgust.
 

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wrong thread:cuss:
 

Tell her a little about yourself, but not too much. Maintain some mystery. Give her something to think about and wonder about when she's at home.

Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.

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This appears to be true

Haven't been around in a ***LONG*** time. But, penkitten (known to me by a psuedonym, and also by her REAL name.... muuuwaaahhaaahaaa), did IM me and say that she is indeed getting married.

I think she needs to come down (or up, depending on how you look at it) to Indy, and I will throw her a helluva bachelorette party.

Oh, and just for those old-timers who remember me...... I no longer date any American women.

Later all.

Sir_Chancealot.
 

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Re: This appears to be true

Originally posted by Sir_Chancealot
Haven't been around in a ***LONG*** time. But, penkitten (known to me by a psuedonym, and also by her REAL name.... muuuwaaahhaaahaaa), did IM me and say that she is indeed getting married.

I think she needs to come down (or up, depending on how you look at it) to Indy, and I will throw her a helluva bachelorette party.

Oh, and just for those old-timers who remember me...... I no longer date any American women.

Later all.

Sir_Chancealot.
Hey Chance... How's that boy of yours doing? I hope all is well with you.
 

penkitten

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Re: This appears to be true

Originally posted by Sir_Chancealot
Haven't been around in a ***LONG*** time. But, penkitten (known to me by a psuedonym, and also by her REAL name.... muuuwaaahhaaahaaa), did IM me and say that she is indeed getting married.

I think she needs to come down (or up, depending on how you look at it) to Indy, and I will throw her a helluva bachelorette party.

Oh, and just for those old-timers who remember me...... I no longer date any American women.

Later all.

Sir_Chancealot.

hey there sir chancealot , how the heck have you been??
and yay! for parties :)
:wave:
 
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:cheer: yay for parties

:flowers: for gio

:rockon: for all djs
 

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No bachelorette parties thrown by dudes.

:trouble:

:whistle:
 

Peace and Quiet

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Just read my free ebook 22 Rules for Massive Success With Women and do the opposite of what I recommend.

This will quickly drive all women away from you.

And you will be able to relax and to live your life in peace and quiet.

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Holy Fvck

Sir Chance its great to have you back. Are you sticking around? or are you here for a driveby posting?
 

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So, Gio

Have you picked out a good twist tie for the lucky gal yet?
 

Giovanni Casanova

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Re: So, Gio

Originally posted by Bonhomme
Have you picked out a good twist tie for the lucky gal yet?
Her twist tie is being sized down to her size 4.5 finger as we speak.

:rockon:
 

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Re: So, Gio

Originally posted by Bonhomme
Have you picked out a good twist tie for the lucky gal yet?

hey dont i get any credit for picking out a good twist tie for him too?
 

Giovanni Casanova

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Re: Re: So, Gio

Originally posted by penkitten
hey dont i get any credit for picking out a good twist tie for him too?
We have matching twist ties now.

:rock:
 

You essentially upped your VALUE in her eyes by showing her that, if she wants you, she has to at times do things that you like to do. You are SOMETHING after all. You are NOT FREE. If she wants to hang with you, it's going to cost her something — time, effort, money.

Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.

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