Penis Size

[dietzcoi]

LMS is resting, as fighting the hor mentality is strenuous work, what with all the Capt-Sav-A-Hoes on this site.

I will answer for him, if I may take the liberty:

WTF are you doing with a woman who would disrespect you like this!?!?

Does she think by telling you that your d1ck is too small that you can do ANYTHING to change it, anything at all?

She is a b1tch of the first magnitude, you are a jackass if you stay with her for one more second...

If you kill her and I am on the jury, you are walking!

Dietzcoi

 

[Sandow]

Tell her if she wasnt such a ***** it wouldn't be a problem. Oh and her tits are way too small compared to your other girlfriends, which is a big problem.

 

[Last Man Standing]

Earlier last week she said that I would be perfect if it was not for penis size. She said I was bigger than most of her boyfriends in the past, until her last two, both have been in excess of 8.5in she has a thing to be filled up, it gives her a "powerless" feeling.

Ram your penis in the hor's mouth and if she still doesn't feel "filled" then stick "IT" in her ear and fvck her brains out!!!!

Say "No" to hos!!

 

[Master Bates]

Ram your penis in the hor's mouth and if she still doesn't feel "filled" then stick "IT" in her ear and fvck her brains out!!!!

Say "No" to hos!!

have you ever considered bathing with a toaster?

 

[Last Man Standing]

have you ever considered bathing with a toaster?

I tried it once but it didn't work as good as soap - it left me full of bruises and scrapes!

I thought I was the only one to consider bathing with a toaster instead of using soap - now I don't feel so weird after all - considering that you tried it as well.

 

[Ryan69]

She said I was bigger than most of her boyfriends in the past, until her last two, both have been in excess of 8.5in she has a thing to be filled up

She sounds like a slut who has slept with a crap load of guys. I don't think this is the kind of girl you get serious with and have kids.

That being said who gives a **** ? get as much sex from her as you can and hit the road LOL Thats what she's gonna do.

 

[Chaotixxx]

Why is she a ho because she prefers bigger penises? Just like most guy prefer bigger assets on women. Lots of guys with small ****s got offended by this thread lol.

 

[Latinoman]

I have been seeing a chick for about 3+ months now and things are going great. Except for one issue. Earlier last week she said that I would be perfect if it was not for penis size. She said I was bigger than most of her boyfriends in the past, until her last two, both have been in excess of 8.5in she has a thing to be filled up, it gives her a "powerless" feeling.

Now I don't know how to fully react to this, I am 6.2in and 5 in girth more or less average/slightly above. Never had there been a complaint in the past, and this woman herself has been able to orgasm. She is simply seeking out this feeling.

I tried to be as pragmatic as possible when she mentioned it saying well thats too bad, I never had an issue before, perhaps you should do some kegals if your prior two bedmates have streched you out. I went on to say if we ever did get serious serious and kegles/raw sex when we get there doesn't do it for her we could look into possible other options.

Do I just throw her to the side which is something I don't want to do, and I actually admire her honnesty with me, I just hope it wasn't a male neg hit on her part b/c she has some fixation that I am hotter than her in her opinon and might be trying to knock me down to size, no pun intended.....

Dude...listen to me and listen to me carefully.

This is what a DJ (a true DJ) would do.

You tell her: "Too bad. I am NOT going to compete with other men...real or imaginary. There are some things I cannot change and the size of my cuck is one of those. If you want something bigger...then go somewhere else and shop for it. In fact...as far as I'm concerned...we are not compartible and I have no desire to be with you."

Dump her. You size is more than appropriate as to satisfy ANY woman. She is just trying to create a level of insecurity in you...because she wants to get he upper hand. She wants to destroy your self esteem and tame you like a wimp dog.

Don't allow ANY woman to do that to you. Never.

 

[Sandman2000]

True Dat, Latinoman. She is just trying to manipulate you. Get rid of her. She will never change for the better.

 

[Cremasta]

One word...

Fisting!

 

[Socialreject]

Yeah well,

Some women like to blurt out whatever, without any kind of consideration about how you might feel about it...

And some women like to blurt out whatever that could make you feel insecure, just to see if you will get insecure...

I always handle it the same way... I either throw it back at them, or poke fun at it.

Either go, "you'd be perfect if you had bigger boobs", or "well next time, i'll shove my hand in along, hows that?".

The thing to remember is... It's not your problem if she needs to be 'filled up', but you're willing to solve the problem without feeling like it's yours.

 

[arqz4]

lol thats a lot crock of sh*t (her comments)

i would never tell a girl she needs boobs implants, vagina remade or something... if i don't like her body, i walk away because we are incompatible.. but not because its her fault, or mine... it's the ****ing nature..

(ps. personally i think its best to appreciate every women as they are, i mean, a women need to have gigantic breasts to be attractive? f/ck no... example:

http://eur.i1.yimg.com/eur.yimg.com/xp/premiere_photo/20051024/10/584843526.jpg

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/178/480127878_d26d253b97.jpg

i would marry this one based on looks alone.. i know guys who have more boobs then her )

 

[Play the Game]

I tried it once but it didn't work as good as soap - it left me full of bruises and scrapes!

I thought I was the only one to consider bathing with a toaster instead of using soap - now I don't feel so weird after all - considering that you tried it as well.

Of course it didn't work out, you forgot to plug it in! :crackup:

 

[Last Man Standing]

Of course it didn't work out, you forgot to plug it in! :crackup:

Good one kid - thx for the heads-up.

I'll have to try it plugged in - I need an extension cord - I'll go to Home Depot tomorrow and get one. I only bathe once a week so I'll have to wait until next Saturday - I'll let you know how it turns out, or should I say, on!

 

[Alkali]

damn... you must be really stupid!!! youre an idiot!!!! of course erected yah dumb ****... who has a limp 8 in penis?????

*raises eyebrow*

...Oh yeah.

 

[Luveno]

She is essentially saying that you will never be able to fulfill her sexual needs.

This is a GOOD THING. Now you know where you stand with this woman, which is "not very high".

She'll drop you when she finds a bigger penis.

My advice would be to sport-fuc her and right when you're done tell her you can't be with her anymore because she's too flat or something. Then leave her apartment and never go back.

 

[Sandow]

pork her butt then procced to sh!t all over her face. if she complains, tell that hoe to shut it and this has never been a problem with your ex's and you need to fill that desire of feeling relieved, just like how she needs to feel "filled up."

 

[VashStampede]

Oh a girl told me exactly the same thing once.. I told her 6 inches is standard and that i thought she had an abnormally loose vagina :crazy:

 

[wayword]

Uh, just tell that loose hor that you also enjoy filling a girl up and your last 2 girls were tighter than spandex, so you've never had any problem with loose holes until now.

 

[ShortyMac]

Girl love bigger penises. Why you think a lot of women be bangin black guys.

The "powerless" comment is so true...Girls love to submit to a well endowed muscular black man.

Since comming to college, i have been with 3x more white girls then all my previous girls beforehand