Penis Problem

Rampage1

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Hey guys, I know this sounds strange but I think my **** is too big! I had sex with a girl last night and she complained it was too big... it is 10 inches! Any tips on how to reduce the size? I used to think it was cool but now its becoming a burden!
 

Cry For Love

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maybe a mini-lipo or something can be done to it? like a "****-tuck". ive heard of some guys injecting silicone in it to make it bigger so maybe it can be done vice versa too. less lower body exercises and more bench press to give it a more balanced feel perhaps? some chicks would pay big bucks to get a man like that too, have you thought about the gigolo profession?
 

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The easiest way to reduce the size of your problem is to do stuff that makes the women you sleep with as Angry as Lorena Bobbitt.
 

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Okay I've had a similar problem. What postition where you doing? I've noticed that when you do doggy you get a lot deeper and it hurts the girl a lot. Worse case is you have to find another girl who can take it lol. And what the heck is wrong with that? lmao
 

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Ladies and gentlemen. Let's give a big round of applause and welcome to the UFC Light Heavyweight champion Quinton "Rampage1" Jackson :nervous:

She'll get used to it buddy...with some novocaine.
 

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That sucks.
 

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Rampage1 said:
Hey guys, I know this sounds strange but I think my **** is too big! I had sex with a girl last night and she complained it was too big... it is 10 inches! Any tips on how to reduce the size? I used to think it was cool but now its becoming a burden!
Cut the head off.
 

Rampage1

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lol haha...needless to say I was bored there and had to do a bit of a troll job! hope I dont get banned! Needless to say its not the worst problem in the world
 

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once you cut it, give me a few inches yeah
 

romangod

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Rampage1 said:
Any tips on how to reduce the size?

Do what I do...... Fold it in half. Cheers!
 

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Become a porn star.
 
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