penis enlargement?

ValleyDJing

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Mr.Positive said:
No penises or vaginas are perfect. The question is, whether your penis and her vagina are perfect together.

That was cute. :p
 

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Your pretty much stuck with what you got. Did you sleep with her before she told you her Size Preference?
 

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Just hope to christ you don't date a girl who plays warhammer (they're pretty rare, I know because I work for that company.. yeah yeah, i'm a nerd, bite me)

They'll know 7 inches when they see it. I actually mentally imagine my penis on the table while playing because it helps me estimate distances. (yeah, strange, but quite effective.)

Anyway, now that i've effectively alienated myself.. i'm gonna shut up and go away.
 

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jackofasses said:
Just hope to christ you don't date a girl who plays warhammer (they're pretty rare, I know because I work for that company.. yeah yeah, i'm a nerd, bite me)

They'll know 7 inches when they see it.
ummm...what are you talking about?
 

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Kev07 said:
theres an african tribal thing to enlarge your penis.

they get some type of bug to sting your penis and it swells up

seriously i read it in a book while browsing throughthe campus bookstore
lol, something like rubbing wasp stings into your penis and whilst it's swollen you do something and it stays that way... :p
 
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