Pageant: The most AFC song on the planet and its 14 runner up miscreants *caped*

[Daydream Engineer]

Pageant: The most AFC song on the planet and its 21 runner up miscreants *updated*

Im gonna have fun with this! Man with too much AFCness in the airways, these 21 songs make me personally, yes personally, shocked at our teddy bear society.

Listen at your own risk... and just because you love the song, it doesn't make you an AFC, just realized that the lyrics are Afc


I removed Poison by Alice Cooper for number 12. [ thanks Harmonix, its actually a good song to guitar your ass to the temple of the guitar gods . Replaced it with Bye Bye Bye by Nsync.


21. Can't let Her Go- Boyz 2 Men
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DcTZH3ME9Fw

20. All I Have To Do Is Dream -Every Brothers
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=50dywtJ7csA

19. Ice Box - Omarion ( i like this song)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocif...48DF9E232&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=3

18. Heartless - Kayne West
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWzlD7Lc6w8

17. 112- It's Over Now
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7Zr74nM0uY

16. Can I Smell Your D1ck?- Riskay ( okay not an AFC song but still shocking)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJ8oWaTumOc&feature=related

15.Be My Lover- LaBouche
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kr2jlCyCJBI&feature=related

14. All I Ever wanted - Basshunter
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3Cx...2EB1A947&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=19

13.Bye Bye Bye - Nsync ( the girl literally controls tem like puppets)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8JoJqID-wJY

12. Never gonna give You up - Rick Ashley
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kr2jlCyCJBI&feature=related

11. Love Potion number 9- Clovers
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rXhXLsNJL8

10.Your Beautiful - James blunt
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4VJkWVlMx8&feature=related

9.True- Ryan Cabrera
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gzMKkF3C4g

8.Burining Up- Jonas Brothers
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ScXLHgPcZuc

7. You Give Love A Bad name- Bon Jovi
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GccfzxHIXaY

6.Carless Whisper - Seether
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQtlrBziyzI

5.My Love- Justin Timberlake
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2UNuMASn-Y

4.Umbrella - Rhianna
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T79dkJBCHyM

3. Beautiful soul - Jesse McCarthny
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=synhob08_eA

2. Numa Numa ( English Version) - Ozone
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMGWYd7lvQU

and...



the...


most...


afc...


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called...


Earth..


is...

*drumroll*


*estrogen levels rising*


* i dedicate it to caped *

1. Please Don't Go- No Mercy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uADgHFntj4I&feature=related

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Honorable mentions for #1:

X.Selfish- Nysnc
( thanks mtlwlu, most if not all Nysnc songs are AFC)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1c14Z0YUTU

X.Gayness - Dreamstreet
( "were the perfect dream come true.." watch this video with 12 year olds)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-UWZ...178614ABF&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=1

X. If You Were A Women, And If I Was The Man - Bonnie Tyler
( If you were a woman, and i was your man, would it be hard to understand)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6nJAP_mJsUI



Songs Trying too Hard to Sound Don Juan

x. Im not too old, im not too young - Aaron Carter
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btdH4TWz2_A&feature=PlayList&p=F013AFC178614ABF&index=12

X. The boys Are Back - High School Musical 3
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFEqHhE-_Ow&feature=related

X.Coco Jambo - Mr. President
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOrc37wNUqU

X.Lolliop ( Candyman) - AQUA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wM-Mk26N6wQ

Too much Testosterone and Confidence too be called AFC

X. Tainted Love - Marylin Manson
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTcPIAewhMg

X. Im Not Okay - My Chemical Romance
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHngQlPpVaE

x. Te quiero Puta! - Rammstein ( a very very Don Juan Band)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1sjBotn4qjQ

X.Thnks fr th Mmrs - Fall Out Boy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWHf_vYZzQ8

X. Way Away- Yellowcard
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xw0UrML-fg

*Lifetime AFC Award*
X.Womanizer- Britney Spears
( the girl controls the womanizer, and womanizers can't find companions, WTF?, she says guys who get the girls are the scums of society. Enemy of the Don Juan, nice beat thou, i have it on my Zune, and every time she says Womanizer i say yup yup say it again baby)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZSLIq6YiRY&feature=PlayList&p=C08B164AD73995C4&index=0&playnext=1


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[Hughman]

I like Basshunter
But yes, I do look at music and the media in a new light now, hehe.

 

[Daydream Engineer]

Pageant: The most AFC song in the planet and its 14 runner up miscreants *updated*

I like Basshunter
But yes, I do look at music and the media in a new light now, hehe.

I like Basshunter too. Shhhh.....don't tell the guys haha. kidding, if your secure about your masculinity, its all good to listen to it as a " dance song". did you click on #1? Its estrogen rising and it makes you fell like a loyal 1950's housewive!

12. Never gonna give you up - Rick Ashley
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kr2jlCyCJBI&feature=related

your not getting rick rolled. This is the funny literal version that makes fun of the song.
"In my creepy trenchcoat..."
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[MaradonaOfSeduction]

Air Supply - All Out Of Love!!!

 

[Daniel1099]

i like a few of those songs

My Love by timberlake is helllaa good song bro.

 

[Daydream Engineer]

This site has the largest collection of AFC songs. 95 % of them make the guy sound like a beta male. Some songs are romantic but only when a long term relationship has been established and your in a affectionate mood.
http://www.theromantic.com/lovesongs/main.htm

Honarable mention goes to:

Bye Bye Bye - Nsync
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8JoJqID-wJY

In there music video the girl is controlling the members like puppets!

 

[Damascus]

11 of the songs you mentioned i listen to them all the time on my ipod! Great minds think alike! they are not AFC, they all rock because you can't judge a song by its lyrics, judge it by how it makes yo fell, and they make me feel yippy split!

 

[GuyInNeed0902]

Oh yeah, nod the head, just like the night at the roxbury guys. But why are those songs afc? Don't those guys get chicks?

 

[Exhumed]

I saw the song title "Seduction" by Alesana on my OnDemand so, figured I'd check it out. Extreeemely AFC oddly enough

Also Mindless Self Indulgence's Never Wanted To Dance.
"Never wanted to dance with nobody but you, won't take no for an answer you fvcking B!TCH!"

 

[Harmonix]

Poison by Alice Cooper is SO NOT AFC! hahaha it's a cool song. Listen to it!

 

[mtlwlu]

Ummm easily the biggest AFC song of ALL TIME! Selfish by N'Sync

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBnqFM2enlA

Seriously listen to that and youll want to kick your own ass.

 

[Daydream Engineer]

Poison by Alice Cooper is SO NOT AFC! hahaha it's a cool song. Listen to it!

I Updated The Songlist. Check it out guys. Harmonix check the top of the original post. Special message for you in green

Ummm easily the biggest AFC song of ALL TIME! Selfish by N'Sync

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBnqFM2enlA

Seriously listen to that and youll want to kick your own ass.

It made honarable mention for number 1!

I saw the song title "Seduction" by Alesana on my OnDemand so, figured I'd check it out. Extreeemely AFC oddly enough

Also Mindless Self Indulgence's Never Wanted To Dance.
"Never wanted to dance with nobody but you, won't take no for an answer you fvcking B!TCH!"

Oh my budda! This is like a wannae kiddie gothic "Nightmare Before Christmas" rebellion towards the dancefloor. Can't wait for the Japanese home videos that make it 10 times even more chessier. For both songs. BRRRrr!!!

11 of the songs you mentioned i listen to them all the time on my ipod! Great minds think alike! they are not AFC, they all rock because you can't judge a song by its lyrics, judge it by how it makes yo fell, and they make me feel yippy split!

You make me want to make start a comedy show about you. Your are very perpendiculous my fellow sky drake. And no i know your not a Perpendiculous since that's not a creature, like a troll ( hint hint)

Oh yeah, nod the head, just like the night at the roxbury guys. But why are those songs afc? Don't those guys get chicks?

They do. Im talking about La Bouche. I see the security guard let you out of your cage again, according to her.

i like a few of those songs

My Love by timberlake is helllaa good song bro.

It is a hella good song, you can catch me clubbing to it

Air Supply - All Out Of Love!!!

All of Air Supply songs are AFC, no surprise there hahaha
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[Dust 2 Dust]

These songs are terrible, especially that last one. Listen to satanic death metal instead.

 

[Exhumed]

HRREEEEEE!!!!!!! RAWR RAWR RAWWWRRR HREEEE!!!! *satanic death metal*

I'm not sure if MSI is wannabe gothic...maybe the fat drummer chick. Alesana is definitely very emo. Not a fan. Well I like one song (Ambrosia).

 

[prairiedog24]

1. Please Don't Go- Mecy Me
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uADgHFntj4I&feature=related

Um... that's not MercyMe. This is MercyMe:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dpyKXcMYMS8

I think a king of AFC songs is "Art of Breaking" by TFK.
TFK is actually talented, but this song makes me LOL.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U83CEMhz7Hs

 

[Daydream Engineer]

Um... that's not MercyMe. This is MercyMe:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dpyKXcMYMS8

I think a king of AFC songs is "Art of Breaking" by TFK.
TFK is actually talented, but this song makes me LOL.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U83CEMhz7Hs

I corrected it. They are No Mercy, Not MercyMe. MecyMe sounds like cool i grab life by the horns band

X.Art of Breaking - Thousand foot Krutch
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U83CEMhz7Hs
This song breaks my heart, and not in a good way, one of worst combinations of wanabe rock and super emo. The beat doesnt fit this song at all, " When i feel numb, ill let you know" is the worst lyric in the song

Any others besides this phantom of a song below?

X. girlfriend - Avril Lavigne ( 118 million views, wow)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQ25-glGRzI

 

[prairiedog24]

MecyMe sounds like cool i grab life by the horns band

I've actually gone out to dinner with them before. You pretty much nailed exactly how they are in real life, at least Bart, the lead singer. I don't know the others as well.

 

[Damascus]

What about http Self Control by Laura Branigan?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5IyAGpooGko

AND

What What (in the butt) - samwell
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbGkxcY7YFU&feature=related

south Park version:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=napyhGiC00A

I said what what, in the butt?
I said what what, in the butt?
I said what what, in the butt?
I said what what, in the butt?

You wanna do it in my butt, in my butt?
You wanna do it in my butt, in my butt?
You wanna do it in my butt, in my butt?
Lets do it in the butt, okay...

I feel you watching me. Over there. Come to me, if you care. Don't sit and stare. It's just not fair. Make your move, if you dare.

I said what what, in the butt?
I said what what, in the butt?
I said what what, in the butt?
I said what what, in the butt?

You wanna do it in my butt, in my butt?
You wanna do it in my butt, in my butt?
You wanna do it in my butt, in my butt?
Lets do it in the butt, okay...

It's okay, if you have a little fight. Don't you worry: I won't bite (not that hard). If you want it, I'll give you power. Just be gentle, I'm delicate like a flower.

I said what what, in the butt?
I said what what, in the butt?
I said what what, in the butt?
I said what what, in the butt?

You wanna do it in my butt, in my butt?
You wanna do it in my butt, in my butt?
You wanna do it in my butt, in my butt?
Lets do it in the butt, okay...

I will give you what you need
All I want is your big fat seed
Give it to me if you please, give it to me, if you please.

I will give you what you need
All I want is your big fat seed
Give it to me if you please, give it to me, if you please.

I said what what, in the butt? I said what what in the butt? I said what what in the butt? I said what what in the butt?
You wanna do it in my butt, in my butt? You wanna do it in my butt, in my butt? You wanna do it in my butt, in my butt?
Let's do it in the butt. Okay...
(aaah, aaah, aaah, )
I will give you what you need. All I want is your big fat seed. Give it to me, if you please give it to me. I will give you what you need. All I want is your big fat seed. Give it to me, if you please give it to me.

I said what what? Okee... Okee!

 

[Alle_Gory]

Maroon 5 - She Will be Loved

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8IQlax-egE

 

[axxo]

Edwin McCain - I'll Be

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVTKq0kM2tI