over 40 yr old flirts

[_sideways_]

So I'm at work, this in shape lady is playful with me for the past month. She gave me smooches..which is she places her hand over my mouth and kisses the back of her hand...instead of my lips. I was like wtf lol
then later she rubs my back and I'm all "oh yea baby lower". She says she does it to everyone...im all like, that's an easy way to spread germs you sicko lol
she says but at least she doesn't wrap her legs around just anybody.

so girls never grow up. My mom exhibits girlish behavior too. Yuck.
I guess I'm sharing this to say...dont take them seriously. We all like the vagina, but they like the penis and attention.
I don't want to be jaded so I'm thinking about asking this lady out and start to build something deeper besides her just rubbing on me.
how would you guys play this out because I need ideas.

 

[ArcBound]

So I'm at work, this in shape lady is playful with me for the past month. She gave me smooches..which is she places her hand over my mouth and kisses the back of her hand...instead of my lips. I was like wtf lol
then later she rubs my back and I'm all "oh yea baby lower". She says she does it to everyone...im all like, that's an easy way to spread germs you sicko lol
she says but at least she doesn't wrap her legs around just anybody.

so girls never grow up. My mom exhibits girlish behavior too. Yuck.
I guess I'm sharing this to say...dont take them seriously. We all like the vagina, but they like the penis and attention.
I don't want to be jaded so I'm thinking about asking this lady out and start to build something deeper besides her just rubbing on me.
how would you guys play this out because I need ideas.

1) How old are you?
2) Next time she does the smooch thing just show her how a real kiss is done.

 

[_sideways_]

1...why does my age matter...im an adult any way you slice it..say im 25
2...i can't kiss her at work

 

[ArcBound]

1...why does my age matter...im an adult any way you slice it..say im 25
2...i can't kiss her at work

I asked your age because you said:

"I don't want to be jaded so I'm thinking about asking this lady out and start to build something deeper besides her just rubbing on me."

I don't think a women of 40+ is trying to build a deeper relationship with a young guy like you. She is looking for a physical and more shallow experience.

You can't kiss her at work, but she can keep smooching you and rubbing your lower back? She's already kissing you with just an inch of hand in between lol

You can do what I said, or if you too afraid of doing it at work, stare her in the eyes and in your lowest voice tell her "give me your number and i will show you how a real kiss looks like" anything to that effect.

There is no point in playing super coy, she's already openly sexual

 

[_sideways_]

Ok.. I see what you're saying. Thanks bro.

my jaded statement stems from females always pinching my ass and rubbing up on me. Its like that's all they want, yet continue to talk all this b.s. About other shyt they want.

so is she pretty much asking for it?

I'll ask her for dinner and her number and reply back with the details

 

[gravityeyelids]

Next time she does that... Grab the back of her hair near her head(not lightly) and pull her hair while you shove your tongue down her throat. Pause for a second after whille still pulling her hair and look her dead in the eyes and say something bada$$ like "i've had about enough of you" and then slap her a$$ as hard as you can manage and walk away like fvcking Clint Eastwood.

 

[jurry]

Next time she does that... Grab the back of her hair near her head(not lightly) and pull her hair while you shove your tongue down her throat. Pause for a second after whille still pulling her hair and look her dead in the eyes and say something bada$$ like "i've had about enough of you" and then slap her a$$ as hard as you can manage and walk away like fvcking Clint Eastwood.

Ahahah im glad im not the only one who thinks this way. That the kind of move that either makes her worship your c0ck or go to HR and get u fired.

 

[gravityeyelids]

Ahahah im glad im not the only one who thinks this way. That the kind of move that either makes her worship your c0ck or go to HR and get u fired.

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