ouch!

[wvpimp00]

last night i went out with this girl who i really liked.. we were together form 6 to 1:30 am..

we went to see a movie and then we just drove around then we went back to her house..

she was acting a little weird i noticed but i kept playing it cool..and i just kept talking and making her laugh then all of a suddden she said, "i want you to come up to my room, but i dont want my parents to get pissed at you", so we stood there for a second and she grabbed my hand and led me to her room
and she showed me some pictures and i was looking at them and i glance back at her and shes says, im going ot lay down.. you can lay wiht me if you want.. of course being the gentleman i am.. i jump into bed next to her..lol.. and we lay there for liek 5 minutes watching a movie and she starts kissing me.. and we are kissing and her legs(mid section) are going back and forth rubbing up against my body.. well what in the heck was her body language trying to tell me?
and she stated to me at 1, that she didnt want me to go home..
so she started kissing me agian and making little moaning noises..

im now 100% positive she likes me, but at the end of the night i went home and noticed my balls were hurting like crazy-- is this blue balls?

i still need a little help with some of this stuff, but im getting better..

 

[LikRetsam]

What was she trying to tell you? Something along the lines of:
**** ME NOWWWWWWWWW. Yeah it's blue balls. it's okay.

"Now I'm almost sure she likes me" . You are a retard and need to have some sense knocked into you. I get enough crap from girls fishing for compliments but now guys too!?

You've got pvssy. Claim it.

 

[pulchritudinous chum]

lol

Perfect reply made me giggle like retard. Yeah man most guys don't believe in blue balls- BUT IT'S REAL AND IT HURTS. I hate hate hate damn girls that give head and don't finish the job. Makes me want to slap them.

I got them going into Wal mart once and everyone was giving me weird looks cause I was walking bow legged and my face was scrunched up. Throw some ice on them doggies and learn from your mistakes!!

 

[Player_Supreme]

Originally posted by wvpimp00

and she stated to me at 1, that she didnt want me to go home..
so she started kissing me agian and making little moaning noises..

im now 100% positive she likes me, but at the end of the night i went home and noticed my balls were hurting like crazy-- is this blue balls?

i still need a little help with some of this stuff, but im getting better..

Yeah you got blue balls and you deserved it. This one was practically begging to have bone in her ham...and you whimped out. I've been there before.

When I was in 8th grade myself and 2 other girls cut science class at the river and went to this girls house. We sat on the couch and started making out...with both of them.

back then I was a major AFC...I didn't know how to take it any further so I suggested we get back to school....oh one of the girls was considered one of the hotest ones in school of 7th & 8th Graders.

And of course word got around about how inexperienced I was!!! **haters don't bother**

If you get a 2nd chance atleast eat her out or something for her time kid. Dayum!

 

[PuertoRican_Lover]

What is 'blue balls' - not familiar with this? Are you guys joking?

 

[Porky]

blue balls is when a guy gets really, really excited but doesn't ejaculate. I've never had them.

 

[Kineti[C]harm]

I get them almost everyday.

 

[PuertoRican_Lover]

is it because you are holding back or is this a medical condition ---

and k c how can you get this everyday? Can't you explode, internally speaking, and mess up your insides? I thinks its called an implosion.

 

[Kineti[C]harm]

Because i tend to be horny all the time... It takes NOTHING for me to get a hardon.... I've had sex outdoors when it's been below -20 degrees celsius without any problems getting it up (and I was drunk as a bird too...)...

My worst time was when I tried to sleep next to a girl I was sharing a bed with.. Hardon for 8 hours, my balls hurt like fvckn hell until she jacked me off.

 

[PuertoRican_Lover]

a hard-on for eight hours is impossible - is it not ---- you can damage your organ (i'm not talking about a pipe organ either - damn let me clarify that further - the piano type.

I'm talking biologically speaking! It gets damaged if it is erect for extended periods -- you may wantto see a doctor!

 

[Kineti[C]harm]

Doubt it... I've had sex where I've done continous fvcking for 2-3-4-5 hours without problems... Actually when I've had sex and been fortunate enough to come I normally don't lose my errection so I can normally just continue.

 

[FreeStyleZ]

hey kineti, do you have a problem busting during sex as well? The 5 times ive had sex in my life (im still kinda young and just recently working on my AFC ways), i was unable to get off. The girls liked it ofcourse.. im pumping really fast for 45mins straight, literally non stop and fast trying to bust. Couldnt though. Only time i was able to was when i jacked myself to that point, then went back inside her... and obviously that doesnt count.

 

[PuertoRican_Lover]

pfizer - viagra - warns of erections lasting for four hours -- this is not normal you know and you could slowly be damaging yourself -- look into it!

 

[Kineti[C]harm]

Originally posted by FreeStyleZ
hey kineti, do you have a problem busting during sex as well? The 5 times ive had sex in my life (im still kinda young and just recently working on my AFC ways), i was unable to get off. The girls liked it ofcourse.. im pumping really fast for 45mins straight, literally non stop and fast trying to bust. Couldnt though. Only time i was able to was when i jacked myself to that point, then went back inside her... and obviously that doesnt count.

Yes I've gone on pumping continously for 2+ hours without coming. It was really great for my abs though They hurt like hell the day afterwards, best workout sessions I get

 

[quest]

whats the go with sleeping? every single time i wake up, i have an erection. surely my body isn't saying, OH! he's about to wake up, lets get him horny! surely its up all night?

i have the same prob with not blowing.
i've ****ed 9 girls. about 20 times in total and blown only from doggy style and it only took a couple of minutes doggy (i said all this in a post a few days back)

its ****en gay! i wish i was a 1 minute man. **** pleasing the *****.

 

[Charisma]

Holy **** man, most obvious thing ever ... I was reading the thread and thinking 'Why ouch ?!' and then 'I think she was tryiong to say she likes me' aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah !!!!!!!!!!!!

WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH YOU DUDE ! If girls were as ignorent as you I would have to whip out my ****, swing it against their forehead a couple of times, and then MAYBE they would understand that I would like them to blow me .. and decide to go home thinking 'I think he likes me !'

Oh man, this is just **** lol, this can't be true nononoooooooo You did play VERY hard to get by doing this lol, but still .. this can't be good

 

[TesuqueRed]

Originally posted by wvpimp00
last night i went out with this girl who i really liked.. we were together form 6 to 1:30 am..

we went to see a movie and then we just drove around then we went back to her house..

she was acting a little weird i noticed but i kept playing it cool..and i just kept talking and making her laugh then all of a suddden she said, "i want you to come up to my room, but i dont want my parents to get pissed at you", so we stood there for a second and she grabbed my hand and led me to her room
and she showed me some pictures and i was looking at them and i glance back at her and shes says, im going ot lay down.. you can lay wiht me if you want.. of course being the gentleman i am.. i jump into bed next to her..lol.. and we lay there for liek 5 minutes watching a movie and she starts kissing me.. and we are kissing and her legs(mid section) are going back and forth rubbing up against my body.. well what in the heck was her body language trying to tell me?
and she stated to me at 1, that she didnt want me to go home..
so she started kissing me agian and making little moaning noises..

im now 100% positive she likes me, but at the end of the night i went home and noticed my balls were hurting like crazy-- is this blue balls?

i still need a little help with some of this stuff, but im getting better..

I am stunned.

No. Worse.

I would be ROTFLMFAO, but I am too too stunned. The level of basic reality-disconnect is something I've encountered from W-dub's posts before, but this is out of bounds.

It kinda reminds me of the person in Camus' "The Stranger"--just disonnected.

And guys are reponding to the blue-balls phenomenon! I can see why--addressing the fundamental issue in this post and working it out probably can't be done.

Lik and Player nailed it directly, IMO--but, to WM's credit, he has made progress from his posts a year ago, but, then I read this post and...

well, let us all pause a moment and pray. Honestly, that is all I can think of offering here.

WM---everything she did said--no! no--it screamed! "MOUNT ME NOW!"

You've got blue balls? Imagine what she's got.

Fvck--now my balls hurt re-reading this post.

 

[Charisma]

Originally posted by Porky
blue balls is when a guy gets really, really excited but doesn't ejaculate. I've never had them.

huh ? Wtf ? I thought by blue balls everybody hear meant something like 'missed opportunity, back to wacking yourself off = blue balls'. Blue balls ??? FOR REAL ? Man I don't ever want that to happen to me