They say dating in middle age is like going to the grocery store at 2am. There is still some product left on the shelf but the melons are bruised, the buns are stale, and the boxes have all been opened. Below are the usual options when you are in the 35-55 bracket (which is actually the most virile for men):
1) Date a girl your age. She has 3 kids and is probably not nearly as good looking as she was in high school. If she is, she's likely either had lots of work done, has more tattoos than Kid Rock or rode on more motorcycles than Evel Knievel.
2) Be a sugar daddy. This is in style these days, you can find a girl who is 20-22 who is totally happy going out on (expensive) dates. They learned everything they know from porn and you can tell what genres they watch by the quotes they say during sex. They had their rent money stolen somehow and it's due tomorrow. Months later they will go from Venus to Chucky (and never back) in 2.0 seconds.
3) Date a single mom who is about 24-34. Women just getting out of their starter marriage and having learned a life lesson. They want to have another kid and swear it will be better this time. These are the greatest lovers because they are still super hot (see Sharon Stone in Basic Instinct), and also skilled in bed. Also highly dangerous and often in the "gold digger" category.
4) Date the professional lesbian type that might have military experience.
5) Find a Unicorn. This has never been done in my experience.
6) Be Celibate, dreaming of "the one" who "doesn't play these games".
7) (Be a woman who thinks she's a unicorn posing online as a man here and describing her idealized self, saying MGTOW and "beta bucks" Ad-nauseam).
8) Date a down to earth, great to talk to grandma who has foot treatment at 3pm Tuesdays.
(Add your types here)
1) Date a girl your age. She has 3 kids and is probably not nearly as good looking as she was in high school. If she is, she's likely either had lots of work done, has more tattoos than Kid Rock or rode on more motorcycles than Evel Knievel.
2) Be a sugar daddy. This is in style these days, you can find a girl who is 20-22 who is totally happy going out on (expensive) dates. They learned everything they know from porn and you can tell what genres they watch by the quotes they say during sex. They had their rent money stolen somehow and it's due tomorrow. Months later they will go from Venus to Chucky (and never back) in 2.0 seconds.
3) Date a single mom who is about 24-34. Women just getting out of their starter marriage and having learned a life lesson. They want to have another kid and swear it will be better this time. These are the greatest lovers because they are still super hot (see Sharon Stone in Basic Instinct), and also skilled in bed. Also highly dangerous and often in the "gold digger" category.
4) Date the professional lesbian type that might have military experience.
5) Find a Unicorn. This has never been done in my experience.
6) Be Celibate, dreaming of "the one" who "doesn't play these games".
7) (Be a woman who thinks she's a unicorn posing online as a man here and describing her idealized self, saying MGTOW and "beta bucks" Ad-nauseam).
8) Date a down to earth, great to talk to grandma who has foot treatment at 3pm Tuesdays.
(Add your types here)
