Maximus Rex
Banned
I was talking to my boy the other day about how the Net has revolutionized dating. At the click of a mouse you have literally thousands of available singles to hook up with. The downside is as with all aspects of life people embellish and straight up lie about things. The following is just a little advice on how to much sure the person in the pic is the person you will eventually meet.
WEBCAMS!!! HAVE THEM AND USE THEM. If you using online dating services. You shouldn't even give a chick the time of day unless they have a webcam. Webcams elimate all the guess work as old, and stolen pictures are concerned. There you have right in front of you, in living (grainy) color the chick in the picture. You can even have her stand up and do a 360 to make sure she's not fat.
Though some of us will still response to ad of the hot chick in the pic. Here's some ways to make sure there's no "bait and switch," being pulled.
You see an ad with a picture of this "off the dial" chick. She's easily a 9. She's in a two piece bathing suit. She's cute chesty, and appears to have a nice a$$. Here's the catch, the picture is two years old and she's since gained 35lbs. To remedy this problem, use what I call the "Kidnapper/Terroist" Method.
When a kidnapper or terrorist takes a hostage, the negotiators will want proof that the hostage is still alive. The aductors will then have the aductee take a picture with that day's paper. You should do the same. Have your potential date, go out to a newsstand or Barnes and Noble and take a picture with current periodical. That day's paper or the current issue of a magazine will do. Make sure when babygirl takes the picture she's standing up without a coat on.
Some will say "But Rex isn't that a little extreme." Maybe, but I think that trying to pass yourself off as someone else is more exetrme than that. As matter of fact saying your someone your not shows mental illness on your part.
Let's face facts. A big part of the reason you responsed to the ad is you found the person in the picture attractive. It's only right that you meet the person you wrote to. If looks weren't that important, you would've repsonded to the ad without the picture.
To recap, no recent picture, no chat, and definitely no date.
Here's a few code words to let you when a woman is fat:
Big Beautiful Woman (BBW) If a woman is using this term, not only is fat, she's probably obese.
Big girl=Very fat, probably obese
Big Bone=Fat
Pleasantly Plump=Fat
Chunky=Fat
Chubby=Fat
A little extra padding=Fat or she has a roll or two and could stand to drop about 15 to 30 lbs.
Thick in the right places. She probably does have big titties, and a big a$$, but probably has rolls, cellulite on her legs and a$$ and may have a pouch.
These next two, it saddens me to have to add them to the list. These were once legitimate terms to describe buxom, curvey, big a$$ havin women. These terms have since been hijacked by fat chicks.
Thick=Fat
Voluptuous=Fat.
Another tatic employed by fat chicks is she'll tell you her breast or hip size without telling you her height, weight, or waist size . For example, she'll say she has 38DD's. Being 5'4", 180lbs, with a size 38 waist , kinda negates having a 36 hip size and 38DD's.
Also be learly of pictures with just a "headshot," those baring clevage, or those where babygirl is photographed from the chest up. She may be hiding something. Ask for a picture of her standing up, with a form fitting top, or a dress or skirt on.
WEBCAMS!!! HAVE THEM AND USE THEM. If you using online dating services. You shouldn't even give a chick the time of day unless they have a webcam. Webcams elimate all the guess work as old, and stolen pictures are concerned. There you have right in front of you, in living (grainy) color the chick in the picture. You can even have her stand up and do a 360 to make sure she's not fat.
Though some of us will still response to ad of the hot chick in the pic. Here's some ways to make sure there's no "bait and switch," being pulled.
You see an ad with a picture of this "off the dial" chick. She's easily a 9. She's in a two piece bathing suit. She's cute chesty, and appears to have a nice a$$. Here's the catch, the picture is two years old and she's since gained 35lbs. To remedy this problem, use what I call the "Kidnapper/Terroist" Method.
When a kidnapper or terrorist takes a hostage, the negotiators will want proof that the hostage is still alive. The aductors will then have the aductee take a picture with that day's paper. You should do the same. Have your potential date, go out to a newsstand or Barnes and Noble and take a picture with current periodical. That day's paper or the current issue of a magazine will do. Make sure when babygirl takes the picture she's standing up without a coat on.
Some will say "But Rex isn't that a little extreme." Maybe, but I think that trying to pass yourself off as someone else is more exetrme than that. As matter of fact saying your someone your not shows mental illness on your part.
Let's face facts. A big part of the reason you responsed to the ad is you found the person in the picture attractive. It's only right that you meet the person you wrote to. If looks weren't that important, you would've repsonded to the ad without the picture.
To recap, no recent picture, no chat, and definitely no date.
Here's a few code words to let you when a woman is fat:
Big Beautiful Woman (BBW) If a woman is using this term, not only is fat, she's probably obese.
Big girl=Very fat, probably obese
Big Bone=Fat
Pleasantly Plump=Fat
Chunky=Fat
Chubby=Fat
A little extra padding=Fat or she has a roll or two and could stand to drop about 15 to 30 lbs.
Thick in the right places. She probably does have big titties, and a big a$$, but probably has rolls, cellulite on her legs and a$$ and may have a pouch.
These next two, it saddens me to have to add them to the list. These were once legitimate terms to describe buxom, curvey, big a$$ havin women. These terms have since been hijacked by fat chicks.
Thick=Fat
Voluptuous=Fat.
Another tatic employed by fat chicks is she'll tell you her breast or hip size without telling you her height, weight, or waist size . For example, she'll say she has 38DD's. Being 5'4", 180lbs, with a size 38 waist , kinda negates having a 36 hip size and 38DD's.
Also be learly of pictures with just a "headshot," those baring clevage, or those where babygirl is photographed from the chest up. She may be hiding something. Ask for a picture of her standing up, with a form fitting top, or a dress or skirt on.
