ONEITIS from HELL

[Thugo]

I suggest a poultice of crushed garlic and ground ginseng.

Take two cloves of garlic, a tablespoon of ground ginseng, and a 1/2 teaspoon of warm water. Mash them all together into a paste. If the paste is a little too runny, add a sprinkle of corn starch to stiffen it up. Take the paste and spread it onto a piece of gauze or cheese cloth.

For three nights, sleep with this poultice on your forhead. After the third night, wake up and scrape the paste off of the cheesecloth then eat it.

You will never think about this woman afterwards.

I'm going to try this.

 

[Vulpine]

Garlic 'n sang'l cure purt'nary anyting what ails ya. You's jess gotta know hows to use it.

Now if'ns you's squeamish bout jess a eatin' the paste plain, well, I reckon y'all can jess mix it in with yer grits 'n eggs fer breakfast.

 

[Thugo]

Garlic 'n sang'l cure purt'nary anyting what ails ya. You's jess gotta know hows to use it.

Now if'ns you's squeamish bout jess a eatin' the paste plain, well, I reckon y'all can jess mix it in with yer grits 'n eggs fer breakfast.

I've gotten a few "uknown" calls on my cell the last half hour but didn't answer them. Wonder if it could be her. I'm not suire I even want to talk to her at this point. Time to let go. Going upstairs to watch TV w/ my g/f I have no feelings for.

 

[Vulpine]

I've gotten a few "uknown" calls on my cell the last half hour but didn't answer them. Wonder if it could be her. I'm not suire I even want to talk to her at this point. Time to let go. Going upstairs to watch TV w/ my g/f I have no feelings for.

Now say you gets yerself a bad case of the trolls, why, alls you do is schmear some o 'dat paste right der on yer mousy, see? Den er'time yall goes ta click on this here website, you gets a li'l more o dat medcine.

 

[speedo_meme]

BWAAAAAAA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

Thugo you kill me. You are the biggest trolling Homer baffoon on this site (second biggest, flippinfreak is the worst)......DrBeard is a pimp compared to you......I am pointing through my screen laughing at you right now.....

5 fukkin years dude? I don't even remember girls' names that I was with 5 years ago.

 

[MacAvoy]

I've gotten a few "uknown" calls on my cell the last half hour but didn't answer them. Wonder if it could be her.

and you wonder why your not with this women. :box: You leave her a message to call you back and you don't even have the balls to answer her call.

You deserve to be miserable if have no balls to answer a call from a girl.

 

[Thugo]

BWAAAAAAA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

Thugo you kill me. You are the biggest trolling Homer baffoon on this site (second biggest, flippinfreak is the worst)......DrBeard is a pimp compared to you......I am pointing through my screen laughing at you right now.....

5 fukkin years dude? I don't even remember girls' names that I was with 5 years ago.

LOL that's because you didn't have girls 5 years ago.

 

[Thugo]

I don't answer unknown calls. Plus my girlfriend was here. Why would she dial unkown?

 

[MacAvoy]

I don't answer unknown calls.

Still scared of the boogie man?


HAA HAAA HAAA

Plus my girlfriend was here.

Are you going to let some skank stand in the way of you and your soulmate?

 

[Rollo Tomassi]

I'm going to smoke some weed.

Noted without comment.

 

[Desdinova]

I'm going to smoke some weed.

Yeah, no wonder you can't learn anything.

 

[Thugo]

Still scared of the boogie man?


HAA HAAA HAAA






Are you going to let some skank stand in the way of you and your soulmate?

Nope. There are those that I don't want to talk to, and it could be them, so if they choose to do that *67 before the call, it's doesn't get answered.

Trust me here guys. I'm not just sitiing home on my ass crying about my ex. I just miss that girl for some reason. I'm getting BJ's every night from one of those girls that loves doing it, and get laid whenever I want. This latina i'm dating is pretty hot, but I haven't really developed feeling for her. Maybe cause she acts slutty and gives me 8 BJ's a day.

Is it just me or do LAtina girls love giving head more than anyone else? I've dated 2. One gave me BJ on the first date, and one gave it up the first date. Ok, back to the topic.

Now, as for Speedo_meme comment, bullsh!t. Everyone remember the name of a girl they were with esclusively for over a year. Maybe you don't have the IQ to remember.

 

[Thomas94305]

SEE A COUNSELOR.. you are mucking around with a marriage, and you may not like what you end up doing.. You have an attachment that goes beyond what can be handled at this website.

 

[Desdinova]

This topic has been worn out like a well fvcked hooker.

CLOSED.