Older Women

[AmsterdamAssassin]

I don't know how you are meant to escalate in a busy restaurant during the lunch time?

With subtlety and innuendo.

 

[BillyPilgrim]

So, we met for lunch today. Conversation flowed freely for the full hour of her lunch break.

It didn't work out.

Third time I've struck out in a matter of weeks. Not having much luck. I'm not going to give up.

Ya man, don't meet these older broads for lunch. Drinks only, unless there's a strong sexual vibe and then you can do coffee. No food. Lunch is waaay to business-like. What's business-like about good/hot sex? That's their primary purpose.

 

[Scaramouche]

Hi Darwin,
I lived in Darwin for 3+years it is no place for a Playboy....available unnattached Females were like Rocking Horse doo-dahs....Paradoxically when I was up there,it was rumored that a large nest of Lesbians in the Australian Armed Forces was broken up,transferred or sacked....always wondered about that.

 

[SW15]

don't meet these older broads for lunch.

Lunch is an even worse than a dinner date in a restaurant. No lunch dates!

 

[Gamisch]

Gamish you forgot to call him a Bish during your thread. Thats a copyrighted trademark of yours.

back to our funny ways i see?

When "men " go through the storm and the dust settles they're thanking me for telling them the harsh truth ..


OP a good dude. He needs to man the F up tho...less goofy bf vibes ,no restaurants untill she deserves it . Its a numbers game. Gotta keep it going.

 

[AmsterdamAssassin]

Lunch is for (female) friends. If you want to fvck her, take her to the pub, put a few pints in her and bang her in the toilets before you put her to rest behind a dumpster.

 

[BillyPilgrim]

Lunch is for (female) friends. If you want to fvck her, take her to the pub, put a few pints in her and bang her in the toilets before you put her to rest behind a dumpster.

Floating on the canals on her way to the dikes?

 

[AmsterdamAssassin]

Floating on the canals on her way to the dikes?

Dykes, Billy. Dykes.