Older women are getting more delusional

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MatureDJ said:
At 43, I find myself just about as horny as ever. This could be due to the androgenic effects of the alpha blocker medication I take for my prostate.
Nah, it ain't the meds, its you . I am 10 years older than you, no meds and I still wanna get a room with every hottie that I meet.

I laugh when I read that BS about males "peaking" at 18 years old. At that age we are just getting warmed up.

( Oh BTW have you read this book "Prostate Health in 90 days "? )
 

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Deep Dish said:
Angelina Jolie peaked 10 years ago and has been steadily declining, in my opinion. I used to want to hump her like wild bunnies but now my enthusiasm has been curbed.
Jolie is still sexy but the wall is getting closer by the day.....

But of course, our resident "expert" (who also happens to be a woman who is rapidly approaching her decline) has another opinion. And people on here "rep" her. Hahahahaha......beta ass kissers......
 

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iqqi said:
Anyone will tell you I am way sexier in my late 20's then I was in my early 20's or teens. But I am sure I only have a year left before I get old and ugly.
So by this logic then you must be buying clothing, accessories and beauty products that will make you look older, right? Where do they sell product to make a woman look older? Because whenever I flip open an issue of Marie Claire all I seem to see are advertisements for beauty product to make women look younger. Funny how that is,...



The commonly held misperception is that women reach their sexual peaks at 40 (or 30's now, to adjust the myth for frustrated "professional" women) and men reach their own at 18-20. This is a wildly perpetuated myth. The actual peak - or period of highest sexual frequency to fertility ratio - for women is (unsurprisingly) during their mid 20's. This period represents the time at which her physical attractiveness, sexual desire and fertility potential are all at their most viable for reproduction. This stage then gradually decays as she ages (i.e. a declining sexual marketability). Childbearing only accellerates this process as the benefits of oxytocin and estrogen replace testosterone in her bloodstream to forment nurturing in child-rearing rather than sexual priorities.

However, there is a significant and quantifiable spike in sexual desire and hormonal levels in women as they reach middle age. This increase is brought about by glandular and hormonal changes as the last of her eggs begin to drop in preparation for the onset of menopause in a sort of biological 'last ditch effort' to reproduce before she becomes sexually inviable. It should also be noted that immunity deficiencies, vitamin retention, hormonal imbalances and higher instances of osteoperosis accompany this transition, into menopause and after it. Thus human bio-mechanics compensates for this by triggering a spike in sexual desire at this stage in a woman's life.

The error is to assume this spike is some indicator of a woman's sexual maturity, but it makes for a very useful social contrivance. If an older woman can be painted, socially, as more sexually mature and/or desireable as her sexual value wanes into her 30's and 40's (comparitively with women in their 20's that men will biologically prefer) it aides in leveling the sexual playing field with younger, more physically attractive women, at a point when most women's priorities are focused on securing a long term mate with parental investment potential.

Of particular note is the higher occurances of extramarital affairs of women in this stage of maturity. Studies have shown that fully 2/3rds of women who have stated to have engaged in infidelity do so during the 5-7 year period immediately prior to menopause.
 

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Unbridled_Phoenix said:
The truth is that it is MEN who get better with age, unless they let themselves get fat, as many do. Men can still have the big, chiseled body at 50. Women, being the masters of false advertising that they are, can look great in clothes at that age; get em naked, and they look like the naked vampires on 'From Dusk Til Dawn'!
A) Thanks. I just sprayed my monitor with water.
B) I completely agree.


MatureDJ said:
Is that legal?
In most states & countries, yes.
 

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Rollo Tomassi said:
So by this logic then you must be buying clothing, accessories and beauty products that will make you look older, right? Where do they sell product to make a woman look older? Because whenever I flip open an issue of Marie Claire all I seem to see are advertisements for beauty product to make women look younger. Funny how that is,....
Look, don't try to fit me into your one size fits all I hate women box. It just isn't going to work.

It's funny because you are trying to be an ass here... but the truth is I DO buy stuff to make me look older! I wear more makeup than I used to, in an effort to look older. I've noticed that now that I wear blush on my cheeks, I look a little older. Also I try to dress more maturely. So on days when I want to look "my age", I wear a lot of make up!

But this is coming from someone who is sick of being mistaken for a teenager. On days when I am not dressed up, I wear hoodies or sweats, little to no make up... and I look like a teenage boy! I know, sexy right?
 

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All sarcasm aside, you do understand that the beauty product industry isn't a multi-trillion dollar worldwide enterprise because women prefer to look older? You do realize that botox, plastic surgery, hair dye, and Oil of Olay (and even blush) are all efforts to make a woman appear younger than her actual age, correct? You must also know that since the times of ancient Egypt, the one area that women have made the most significant advances in science has been in fighting the effects of aging? Why do you suppose this is?
 

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iqqi said:
Look, don't try to fit me into your one size fits all I hate women box. It just isn't going to work.

It's funny because you are trying to be an ass here... but the truth is I DO buy stuff to make me look older! I wear more makeup than I used to, in an effort to look older. I've noticed that now that I wear blush on my cheeks, I look a little older. Also I try to dress more maturely. So on days when I want to look "my age", I wear a lot of make up!
Dye your hair gray and get a walker. You'll look so hawt granny!

But this is coming from someone who is sick of being mistaken for a teenager. On days when I am not dressed up, I wear hoodies or sweats, little to no make up... and I look like a teenage boy! I know, sexy right?
The truth comes out at last! She's not putting the makeup on to look "older" she's putting it on so that she'll stop looking like a man!
 

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[STR8UP, in his best Steve Irwin voice]

"When confronted with her rapidly declining value in the mating game, the aging late 20's woman sometimes retreats into a defensive posture , often vomiting shaming words. These words usually contain some variation of the phrase 'you hate women!'. Shhhh....here's a fine example now. Krikey! She just tried to bite off my wiener!"

iqqi said:
Look, don't try to fit me into your one size fits all I hate women box. It just isn't going to work.

It's funny because you are trying to be an ass here... but the truth is I DO buy stuff to make me look older! I wear more makeup than I used to, in an effort to look older. I've noticed that now that I wear blush on my cheeks, I look a little older. Also I try to dress more maturely. So on days when I want to look "my age", I wear a lot of make up!

But this is coming from someone who is sick of being mistaken for a teenager. On days when I am not dressed up, I wear hoodies or sweats, little to no make up... and I look like a teenage boy! I know, sexy right?
So what? You buy theater makeup? You add wrinkles and liver spots? God that's sexy...

If there was ever one single IQQI post that made the case for her being full of shyt, this is it.
 

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In 2007, Iqqi stated:
The me being a man myth comes from my staggering ability to reason and be witty (source).
And thus,
...I look like a teenage boy!
You are a scholar and a gentleman for the clarification.
 

Just because a woman listens to you and acts interested in what you say doesn't mean she really is. She might just be acting polite, while silently wishing that the date would hurry up and end, or that you would go away... and never come back.

Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.

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iqqi said:
Look, don't try to fit me into your one size fits all I hate women box. It just isn't going to work.

It's funny because you are trying to be an ass here... but the truth is I DO buy stuff to make me look older! I wear more makeup than I used to, in an effort to look older. I've noticed that now that I wear blush on my cheeks, I look a little older. Also I try to dress more maturely. So on days when I want to look "my age", I wear a lot of make up!

But this is coming from someone who is sick of being mistaken for a teenager. On days when I am not dressed up, I wear hoodies or sweats, little to no make up... and I look like a teenage boy! I know, sexy right?
I love your posts Iqqi, they serve to offer a true illustration of all thats delusional and complicit with women in western society. Its like having a perfect devils advocate on the forum.
 

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A true player would use those delusions to his advantage, not moan about them. Don't wish the game was easier...
 

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Rollo Tomassi said:
All sarcasm aside, you do understand that the beauty product industry isn't a multi-trillion dollar worldwide enterprise because women prefer to look older? You do realize that botox, plastic surgery, hair dye, and Oil of Olay (and even blush) are all efforts to make a woman appear younger than her actual age, correct? You must also know that since the times of ancient Egypt, the one area that women have made the most significant advances in science has been in fighting the effects of aging? Why do you suppose this is?
Rollo... nobody wants to get old. Not men, not women. Because it is proof that you are not invincible, and you are going to die.

On the other hand, noone wants to be very young either! Everyone kid and teen I have ever known has wanted badly to be older.

There is definately an ideal age for anyone, and I'd say that is in your 20's. But as you get older and wiser, you begin to appreciate some of the things that only come with age. And also you come to get some of the real drawbacks, and not so hot things about younger people including yourself when you were younger. And if you aren't to caught up in idealism, you "make amends" with the fact that you are aging.

I look like I am in my early twenties, not even old enough to drink. I can easily "be one of them", easier than fitting in with my own age group, but I can't STAND the immaturity of most men or women in their 20's. I am thinking I had it wrong all along about 20's being so great.

This thread might seem like a thread about WOMEN's issues with aging, but it seems to really speak to men's issues with it.

I look like a boy in sweats the same way Keira Knightly might look like a teen boy in sweats. But you can run with that statement all you want!!!
 

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I hate to add to the bait, since responding only adds fuel but I just couldn't help myself.
iqqi said:
It's funny because you are trying to be an ass here... but the truth is I DO buy stuff to make me look older! I wear more makeup than I used to, in an effort to look older. I've noticed that now that I wear blush on my cheeks, I look a little older. Also I try to dress more maturely. So on days when I want to look "my age", I wear a lot of make up!
lol, I got a good laugh out of this one. You wear more "blush" to look older even though it's purpose is to make you look younger and healthier? Ever see Schindler's List? I guess the ladies that were rubbing blood on their cheeks didn't realize they were creating the opposite of the desired effect...

Is this some form of reverse psychology? At least some of your other posts seemed more convincing, this one sounds like you're trying hard to believe your own bs, because you definitely aren't fooling anyone here with this (at least I pray that is the case).
iqqi said:
I look like a boy in sweats the same way Keira Knightly might look like a teen boy in sweats.
I'm not sure that's a very flattering statement. Do also have her rake thin frame with a humongous head?
 

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Hey guys, this tread has turned into an opportunity for IQQi to talk about herself and you are all feeding into her neurotic compulsion to talk about herself by debating her.

Zzzzzz.
 

At this point you probably have a woman (or multiple women) chasing you around, calling you all the time, wanting to be with you. So let's talk about how to KEEP a woman interested in you once you have her. This is BIG! There is nothing worse than getting dumped by a woman that you really, really like.

Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.

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jophil28 said:
Hey guys, this tread has turned into an opportunity for IQQi to talk about herself and you are all feeding into her neurotic compulsion to talk about herself by debating her.

Zzzzzz.

Or just add her to your ignore list. /problem
 

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Iqqi is a woman ? All this time I thought it was a man...
 

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It's interesting to note that Saturday Night Live currently does this spoof of cougars called "the Cougar Den" where they have three women done up as cougars and they're satirized. The point being, if Cougars weren't laughable, it wouldn't be funny. So in a way they're confirming that albeit older women feel entitled and all that, everyone knows deep down that they're a joke.
 

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Warrior74 said:
A true player would use those delusions to his advantage, not moan about them. Don't wish the game was easier...
How can I use it to my advantage? I want nothing to do with older delusional women.
 

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Jitterbug said:
How can I use it to my advantage? I want nothing to do with older delusional women.
You can use it to your advantage by having men like Warrior who like old delusional women lure them away while you go after their daughters!

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