OKCupid Tips - Success and Failures

[Genesis5]

Hey DJs. I've been on this site before, some of you already know me, I wont tell you what my username was because I did have a crazy ass ex hunt me down. Some of you know me for my grocery store pickup or my ex that made a big post here a year ago.

Anyways, wanted to get back on to share with you some quick tips and ideas if anyone is supplementing real world approaches with online approaches. I like OKCupid the best (out of the free sites) for the most part the girls are clean.

So here we go. This **** is so easy its retarded.

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Approach 1, Got number/date/more (Girl with booty photo)

Me: I squat, my ass looks better

A1: Hahaha well that's cute

Me:I know I am, modest too
hows okcupid treating you

A1:Eh it's alright hbu?
(Why the **** girls use acronyms so much is beyond me)

Me: Pretty good, im not on it much though

A1: Why not?

Me: But today I took the day off, so I figured id check it out before I get some **** done. Including squatting more
Howd you spend that gorgeous weekend we just had?

A1: I spent it at the gun range and worked Saturday lol and what ya gonna do on ur day off?

Me: Secret agent stuff
Well listen you're cute, i'm cute (we've established this) - I'm Genesis. You can go ahead and text me XXX XXX XXXX, Give me your number and so I can get in touch to get to know you more Just let me know who you are so I know you're not some crazy cat lady.

A1: K, ill text you in a minute

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What I learned. Don't spend more than like 5/6 back and forths before you get a number. These girls have the attention span of a ****ing peanut.


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Approach 2: Girl that loves fishing. This girl texted me her sucking a dildo and wanted me to come fvck her that night.


Me: See I would take you fishing, except you'd probably fall in the water and scare all the fish away.. then I would have to go get you because you can't swim, and then you would fall for me being the hero I am.

A2: Lol and what was the problem?

Me: Need to catch something good!
Hows okcupid treating you?

A2: It's okay. Met some decent people but no one that excites me

Me: About the same for me-
Can't always be a superhero
Tell me something interesting about you physically or mentally

A3: Physically? Hmmm well as I said on my profile I'm curvy. Probably too curvy for you. Big tits, big ass lol

Me: I'll text you a photo, and we'll go from there.

XXX XXX XXXX- I'm Genesis - let me know who you are so I dont think you're some crazy cat lady

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What I learned. Get to the point, be playful, and challenge them.

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Approach 3: Failure. Girl doesn't believe in the landing of the moon

Me: So tell me about your theory on the "landing of the moon"

A3: I just don't think it's happened. I don't think man was advanced enough to land on the moon in 1969

Me: If you believe, they put a man on moon. Man on the mooooonnnn..
How's okcupid treating you?

A3: This site is so weird. Feast of famine. What about you?

Me: Pretty good, but I'm not on here much - I try and avoid the crazy cat ladies, you're not one are you?

A3: I'm crazy and I have cats. So, yes? I don't think I'm a crazy cat lady, though.

Me: Well at least you admit it give me your number and ill call you sometime

A3: Sorry, don't give out my number quite that easily...

Me: Hm, whys that?

A3: Because I don't even know anything about you.

Me: (Started qualifying myself. Bad.)

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What I learned. I tried too hard.

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Approach 4. Last one i'll share. Girl with steelers jersey on, and a selfie in her bedroom.

Me: Can i be completely honest with you?

A4: Only if its good lol

Me: You need to make your bed

A4: i do lol

Me: Hows okcupid treating you

A4: Ok I suppose. You?

Me: Just okay huh? Might be that steelers jersey.
I'm not on here much

A4: Maybe its the bed lol and oh well good for you haha

Me: send me your number ill send you something and call you sometime

A4: XXX XXX XXXX

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What I learned. Girls are slvts.

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Cliff notes:
- Keep it short to get the number pull
- Be fun and interesting, don't drool.
- Do not sit there for days on end and try to charm them. They're on the internet, if they respond they are interested. End of story.

Pm me or let me know what you guys think!

 

[Icegreen]

What is it that you send them when they give you their digits? A ****pic? haha

 

[LorenzoVonM]

Tons of awesome game here, good stuff.

 

[Genesis5]

What is it that you send them when they give you their digits? A ****pic? haha

Hell no. That's the fastest way to get forgotten.

Depends on what you want, for the girl mentioned above, I sent a shirtless photo with my **** showing through my boxer briefs.

OKC and Text game is necessary in 2013. Learn about it.

 

[Genesis5]

Okay here another one that had a little resistance but you'll get the point of how easy it is to turn it around.

Approach 5: MILF with resistance. Her profile says she wants someone that is himself for more than a month.

Me: Hi, this is me for at least a month

A5: Lol very funny. But I require at least a year guarantee or full refund!!

Me: I've been in this business for 26 years. Excitement, honesty, pleasure, and laughter are all included. Reliability is our number 1 priority.
As long as you are honest with us, we have no problems taking our product back, but unfortunately we do not offer refunds as our product is one of a kind.

A5: So all I want from you is all your lucky charm marshmallows pre separated from the rest of the crap in the box
(Referencing my profile)

Me: Haha - right to the good stuff
XXX XXX XXXX - text me "I want you" to get started. I'm Genesis.

A5: Lmao cute but I don't give my number out THAT easily haha you could be crazy and blow up my phone constantly!!!

Me: Lol, you don't know me very well you could be some crazy cat lady! But we're all strangers at some point

A5: Nope. I have a dog. Lol

Me: Well I have a full time career, crossfit 5 times a week, and play hockey for 2 - I don't have time to be crazy lol
Why don't you tell me an interesting fact about yourself and we'll go from there. Physical or mentally

A5: Where do you play hockey?? I love hockey.... Hmmmm.... Interesting fact about me.... Idk lol I'm there every sunday!

Me: So now you're at the rink just admiring me that's cool- we got a few fans.

A5: Lol maybe I will see you there one day!

Me: Don't be stalking me already, now whos the crazy one haha jk
I wont be there next sunday, i got ejected and suspended for a game yesterday

A5: Lol why? What did you do??

Me: Guy was high sticking one of our defensive in the face, we were winning 8-0 . So I picked the ****er up off the ice and pushed him down into the ice - we scrapped for a bit and I got 3rd man ejected
Gotta defend my teammates

A5: That's awesome I would have probably cheered you on lol

TEXT CAME AFTER THIS. "I WANT YOU "


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What I learned. Some girls will put up a front, as long as you tell them that you got **** going on in life, you're active and fun.. they will pick up your cues. I took the hockey thing and ran with it. We're having drinks tonight.

 

[LorenzoVonM]

Another good one, your style is similar to mine. Do you consciously know what you're doing or does this come natural. I see a bunch of good stuff:

Stealing the frame back when she tries to become the prize
Flipping the script
Subtle teasing/challenging
Amusing yourself
Leading the conversation where you want

Outcome Independence - On this point, you aren't always chasing her with questions, its more like a free-flowing conversation. If she doesn't take follow you and you get a non-response will you just let the interaction drop?

Always moving towards the meet/knowing where you want to go

 

[Genesis5]

Another good one, your style is similar to mine. Do you consciously know what you're doing or does this come natural. I see a bunch of good stuff:

Stealing the frame back when she tries to become the prize
Flipping the script
Subtle teasing/challenging
Amusing yourself
Leading the conversation where you want

Outcome Independence - On this point, you aren't always chasing her with questions, its more like a free-flowing conversation. If she doesn't take follow you and you get a non-response will you just let the interaction drop?

Always moving towards the meet/knowing where you want to go

I usually do the "tell me something interesting physically or mentally" if the convo goes to a stand still. and go from there, but if they say something like..

"IDK!" or some dumb **** like that.. I'll say "Wow your life isn't all that interesting? come on there has to be something!" (Making her dig deep for a qualification, you could even try to pull something from the profile like "I would murder you in a game of checkers btw.") if that doesnt work, next.

Get to the number fast.