Ok. Vets, your thoughts please.

[VikingKing]

Pof chick. 28 years old. Here is our conversation. What is your opinion, would like to read a diverse spread of opinions. Thoughts on the conversation, how to proceed(never did online dating before)

Conversation:


me:
So do you want to be my baby machine or what?

her:

Lol! Most people at least say hi before discussing kids.


Her:
It's okay, I'm not sure I meet your sizing requirements!


me:
Those a really to deter the fatties. I just find them gross. They have zero chance so I dont know why they message me. Very hopeful I suppose.

her:

Hmm are there a lot on here? Size 12 is already pushing a larger size. Your deceased wife must not have taken pride in her appearance . Got to give them credit for trying at least. Then again they would probably never approach some of the people they do in person, things are always far easier behind the safety of a computer screen. Still... Ballsy move for women who are typically insecure!


me:
So your size?

her:

4 to 6... for the most part. Too big?


me:
lol.

me:
I guess I can deal with it

her:

Lol don't worry, I am no brumhilda... Or whatever your deceased wife's name is... much to your disappointment I'm sure!

me:
Well ok then

her:
So what kind of sales do you do?


me:
Well I used to sell protek. But now I'm doing commercial construction.

me:
So what do you in health care?

her:

Nice. How do you like it? I am a chiropractor. Considering going back to school tho.

me:
Sure its ok. You know, from your pictures seems like you try to act like a good girl, but I think secretly, you can be pretty bad....

her:
Haha I am fairly innocent. On some things...


me:
Oh I'm sure. I can see it in the eyes.

her:

Oh really!? I guess you'll have to see about that


me:
Ok. Whats your number.

white, blonde. Id say 6 to 7.5 /10

 

[VikingKing]

this is my about me section, for your reference:

I'm a very good looking man building his own life while looking for a gal to decorate the fixtures. I'm looking for a replacement for my deceased wife. You must have light hair, good eyes or be willing to wear a wig and contacts lenses. You must also be willing to wear her clothes (size 9-12) and answer to her name (Brumhilda).



Some people can't handle a dry sense of humour. Life is too serious and you gotta laugh at the little dramas. I can be a little flirty or cheeky, but always a quite wolf.

I have very old fashioned values; the good ones. My ideal type would be a femine woman who takes pride in her appearance, character and is in touch with her sexuality, but who I can talk to for hours. I have no expectations and value all experiences for what they are whether it's dating and fun, or something deeper.

I'm also into working out and nutrition. I love hot weather or rainy days with a movie or book.

ps. I'm quite dubious about women with just one photo, unclear or distant photos. Don't take it personaly if I don't reply, sometimes I just can't see what you look like.
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[VikingKing]

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[_sideways_]

Its too naughty ninja....

I lost friends who thought like that in real life.. Just be you bro. if u really have something to offer then it should be easy.

instead of all that dribble you said. if u like online dating.. I don't....just say...im a great cook....try it.

but I like what u have to say for the most part on SS

 

[VikingKing]

Well she gave her number. I mean if I get the results I want then its good. I can understand whats your saying espi. I really don't have much to offer in terms of having a place, a car, or a good job. I have to stick to game, and looks for now.

I can't wait until I get my own place. It will really make things easier. I kind of dont mind building rapport because if they want to meet, then they want to meet. If not, then ill just drop it and move on.

I think being young, and good looking and of course white makes it easier. I mean my about section is nonsense. My opener is nonsense. But they respond to it.

 

[VikingKing]

Also. I changed my zipcode from my old one, to my new one in the city I live in. Now I have decent looking 20 somthings hitting me up. I live right next to a college campus.

Here are there openers 1. "whats up whats up" 2. "your hot"

I'm liking this city already. Saving for a place, should get it soon.

 

[wishyo]

I don't see the need to converse via email. Why not just invite her out for a drink?

Not trying to flame you but I don't like the approach. You seem to be trying too hard to entertain and shock them. It reminds me of Naughty Ninjas method. I never really appreciated his advice.

yea. ask her for "real" date. texting/internet chats sucks (my imo; even busy overtime corporate workers can find some spare time to go out), takes too much time for some little reward.
but ye, i agree it is not that easy to find a decent chick in "normal life."