Last Man Standing said:
Feminists have being saying this nonsensical shyt for 40 years!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GOD!!!! You are a woman!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I finally figured out why you had such a warped angle on men's issues!!!
JJ, you don't have to imagine that kind of pain, do you? Because you are of the female persuasion!!!
Oh, you do not understand what me and "feminists" have to say about the pain of childbirth?
I'll try to help you out and make this concept of "birth" less "nonsensical."
Before getting into the nitty gritty of it, I should inform you that childbirth was considered painful before "feminism." It is not a new concept invented 40 years ago.
Okay, ready to learn something? Good.
When a man is born, it comes out of this thing called a "virgina." Don't worry about this virgina thing, I am quite certain that your birth was, and will be, the only time you ever come in contact one of these things. All you need to know about this thing is that it is a part of a womans body and when a newborn man comes out it hurts ALOT!
On the pain issue. It is a scientific fact that women have a higher pain threashold than men and it is believed that most men would pass out from pain if we experienced the pain that a woman experiences when giving birth. Thus my deliberately emotive sentence is based on hard science.
Usually women go through this pain out of love and, furthermore, they continue to love and nurture that little man until he gets big and goes looking for other virginas (once again, I don't think you need to worry about this idea of looking for virginas... I don't think you will do too good at it.).
I'm told I made my mum scream with intense pain for two days when she gave birth to me and then scream with anger and frustration for the next 18 years as she did everything she could to give me a good life, despite my lack of gratitude.
For that I will always love and respect her. Furthermore, I feel that all men should respect women simply because of this. They should at least respect their mums. I know it requires a degree of intelligence to understand this concept and its an attitude that requires dignity, honour and respect.
With that in mind, I do not expect you to be able to comprehend this idea, however I feel that I should at least make an attempt to explain it to you as my mum, being a beautiful person, taught me to take pity on those lesser men rather than to denigrate and threaten violence upon them as my instincts scream at me to do!
I hope I have helped enlighten you.
JJ