kentgraham10
Don Juan
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Hey guys.
Ok, I have gotten around to reading this DJ Bible and here's the deal...
I made a Plenty Of Fish account mmk...The name of the account is "DaSupaPowazz" and I it goes something like this...
Headline: I've got a boner. Get some!
Interests: Women
Description: Name's Kent.
I'm a man. So yeah, my schlong is coming up with crazy ideas. If it helps, I'm a "playa", Oh! And also...I'm not looking for an "Internet relationship" but if you email me, be prepared to at least give me some revealing pictures.
What am I looking for?
What I'm looking for is...(Drum roll)...someone with a vagina! OMG!! No kidding!
I'm growing tired of liberated woman, as in, girls who won't do and won't like what they're TOLD to, and pretty much have an imagination of their own. If you're someone who is like this and you won't "fit in" then you're probably a dirty feminist. (Yes, I know, I'm ranting...I rant...)
Oh! One more detail! ..."family, friends, school" in almost that exact order is written on like 80% of all female profiles here in Internet. And it's getting a tiny bit old. If it's written on YOUR profile don't get your undies in a bunch, just leave them off and I might forget your terrible mistake.
Oh! Another one MORE detail!! I'm not looking simply to increase my social circle a bit. I'm not necessarily looking to "date" either...HOWEVER, I AM here to get it in.
!!Warning!! Minimum of maturity required, Despite my profile...know I've outgrown schoolyard behavior, just figured I'd tell ya now. Really, it's true... honest! Please believe me!
First Encounter: What am I? A fortune teller!? Because I already can tell you like what you see. Using a basketball analogy, I'll be the coach, I'll get our players in position to win the game. When the time starts winding down, just don't mess with nature and start a tsunami that will mess up my game winning shot.
I mean really....Am I the only one who thinks "waiting until the third date" or "let's get to know each other" is getting a bit old?
(So, what do you guys think? Good...Bad...many typos..etc...)
Ok, I have gotten around to reading this DJ Bible and here's the deal...
I made a Plenty Of Fish account mmk...The name of the account is "DaSupaPowazz" and I it goes something like this...
Headline: I've got a boner. Get some!
Interests: Women
Description: Name's Kent.
I'm a man. So yeah, my schlong is coming up with crazy ideas. If it helps, I'm a "playa", Oh! And also...I'm not looking for an "Internet relationship" but if you email me, be prepared to at least give me some revealing pictures.
What am I looking for?
What I'm looking for is...(Drum roll)...someone with a vagina! OMG!! No kidding!
I'm growing tired of liberated woman, as in, girls who won't do and won't like what they're TOLD to, and pretty much have an imagination of their own. If you're someone who is like this and you won't "fit in" then you're probably a dirty feminist. (Yes, I know, I'm ranting...I rant...)
Oh! One more detail! ..."family, friends, school" in almost that exact order is written on like 80% of all female profiles here in Internet. And it's getting a tiny bit old. If it's written on YOUR profile don't get your undies in a bunch, just leave them off and I might forget your terrible mistake.
Oh! Another one MORE detail!! I'm not looking simply to increase my social circle a bit. I'm not necessarily looking to "date" either...HOWEVER, I AM here to get it in.
!!Warning!! Minimum of maturity required, Despite my profile...know I've outgrown schoolyard behavior, just figured I'd tell ya now. Really, it's true... honest! Please believe me!
First Encounter: What am I? A fortune teller!? Because I already can tell you like what you see. Using a basketball analogy, I'll be the coach, I'll get our players in position to win the game. When the time starts winding down, just don't mess with nature and start a tsunami that will mess up my game winning shot.
I mean really....Am I the only one who thinks "waiting until the third date" or "let's get to know each other" is getting a bit old?
(So, what do you guys think? Good...Bad...many typos..etc...)
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