ok i got dumped by text, anyway to salvage this?

[cordoncordon]

You are either a troll, or the most needy, clingy, epic fail of a potential bf I have ever seen. How could a girl possibly want to date someone as absolutely afc as you? I can't even begin to tell you how f'd up this all is other than to say if there is a way to NOT attract a girl, you are doing a great job of it!!

Put it this way, just think for a moment if the girl you are all jizzing over saw this thread. How embarrassed would you be? To know this this single girl has you this much in a tither where you are analyzing 50 different ways whether to call, not to call, what to say, when to say it, etc etc? I mean its psycho. You are over the edge my friend. Get a grip.

And as far as this girl is concerned, you have successfully drove her away. For good. Congratulations. Now forget about her.

 

[Iceberg]

You are either a troll, or the most needy, clingy, epic fail of a potential bf I have ever seen. How could a girl possibly want to date someone as absolutely afc as you? I can't even begin to tell you how f'd up this all is other than to say if there is a way to NOT attract a girl, you are doing a great job of it!!

Put it this way, just think for a moment if the girl you are all jizzing over saw this thread. How embarrassed would you be? To know this this single girl has you this much in a tither where you are analyzing 50 different ways whether to call, not to call, what to say, when to say it, etc etc? I mean its psycho. You are over the edge my friend. Get a grip.

And as far as this girl is concerned, you have successfully drove her away. For good. Congratulations. Now forget about her.

I took him seriously for a while, because man...who has time to write all that crap just for the sake of trolling?

But god, I'd hate to believe that someone is really this pathetic. Not to mention, he's already been given like 500 solid pieces of advice. How many different ways can he ask the same question?

I think it's time to give him the troll treatment.