comic_relief
Master Don Juan
Hey everyone,
I was just with a girl for a third or fourth date. We knew each other for years.
Anyways, I can tell that she really wants to have me all to herself. So I just looked at her and said convo time:
Me: "Oh you have to earn so many points to be my new girlfriend"
Her: "How many do I have to earn?"
Me: "Ummm... I don't know. How about 200."
Her: "Sweet, how many do I got right now?"
Me: "40 points"
Her: "Well, i guess I gotta start catching up."
She started doing th e nicest things for me and say "Did I earn some points there?"
I will also randomly be a pr!ck and just take points away randomly
and look at her like this :nono: and say "You gotta earn back those points now." Plus if you do something really stupid like *cough cough* "spill water on them on accident" *cough cough* you can give them points to make up for it.
It's a lot of fun to do because the girls that are really interested try to earn points like crazy and do a bunch of "nice" things for you like buy you drinks to take advantage of you
or buy you dinner or "rape" you.
- comic_relief
I was just with a girl for a third or fourth date. We knew each other for years.
Anyways, I can tell that she really wants to have me all to herself. So I just looked at her and said convo time:
Me: "Oh you have to earn so many points to be my new girlfriend"
Her: "How many do I have to earn?"
Me: "Ummm... I don't know. How about 200."
Her: "Sweet, how many do I got right now?"
Me: "40 points"
Her: "Well, i guess I gotta start catching up."
She started doing th e nicest things for me and say "Did I earn some points there?"
I will also randomly be a pr!ck and just take points away randomly
It's a lot of fun to do because the girls that are really interested try to earn points like crazy and do a bunch of "nice" things for you like buy you drinks to take advantage of you
- comic_relief