Oh sh!t!

DogFashionDisco

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So I was looking at my self in the mirror today, and decided to give my hair a trim. Well as it turns out, big mistake! Now I look like a dyke due to my new hairdue. And its 10:00PM on a sunday night! I don't know what the hell to do!

I've had long curly hair for quite a while, but I hate it. I've been wanting to get a haircut, but have been trying to bulk up a little more before i take the plunge. But obviously i couldn't hold out any longer today. I wish i could just cut it army style, but i'm betting i'd turn out looking like a chemo patient.

I'm afraid of cutting it anymore, but there's no way i want to go out anywhere without doing something.

Have any of you guys ever cut your own hair before?
 

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Master Bates said:
You tried to cut your own hair? Are you retarded?

Not that I know of.


Ugh, get the fvck out of my thread! I need help, not hate!
 

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Does you now look like this?
 

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Do you have clippers? Just put the #1 guard on and shave your entire head. It grows back really fast, and I think a short haircut like that looks good on anyone. It makes your jaw look more square too.
 

What happens, IN HER MIND, is that she comes to see you as WORTHLESS simply because she hasn't had to INVEST anything in you in order to get you or to keep you.

You were an interesting diversion while she had nothing else to do. But now that someone a little more valuable has come along, someone who expects her to treat him very well, she'll have no problem at all dropping you or demoting you to lowly "friendship" status.

Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.

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Shave your head and learn from your retarded mistakes.
 

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You guys are all AFCs!












I piss on your faces!
 

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DogFashionDisco said:
Now I look like a dyke


Hahaha. Me too. :crackup:


Ain't that a b1tch. Looking like a dyke is a common thing between DIY barbers like us. :crackup:



What you do is give yourself a buzz cut using a 3 mm or less guide. That way you look like a star from prison break.
 

It doesn't matter how good-looking you are, how romantic you are, how funny you are... or anything else. If she doesn't have something INVESTED in you and the relationship, preferably quite a LOT invested, she'll dump you, without even the slightest hesitation, as soon as someone a little more "interesting" comes along.

Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.

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