Oh fvck my prom date can't make it

[redspicyflag]

Now I have a fvcking tux

and prom's on saturday

Most of the girls are taken

What's the cancellation policy on most tux rental?

and yes

I'm still going to try and get a date

 

[Bryce556]

go by yourself even if you cant get another date.

 

[ChrizZ]

Pay a pornstar escort to go with you.

 

[ARrocket]

Try try try to get a date, but if you can't, just go by yourself.

 

[comic_relief]

I say hire a stripper. Every guy and some girls will be very jealous if you get a hot one.

comic_relief

EDIT: Or a blowup doll. They are cheaper.

 

[redspicyflag]

hmmm

so

what is the going rate for these porn/stripper escorts?

 

[Tekniq]

hmmm

so

what is the going rate for these porn/stripper escorts?

Less than your dignity.

 

[comic_relief]

Less than your dignity.

nah if I was a high school senior and didn't have a date, I would totally hire a hot stripper to be my prom date. it would make it memorable at least.

comic_relief

 

[collalife]

lol i got the date prom problem too, buying a stripper or hot girl is cool. the money mmmn but i dig it.

 

[john paul]

haha i cant believe that is being excepted as a legit answer. I love it. I would have no clue where to find a stripper though.

 

[collalife]

haha i cant believe that is being excepted as a legit answer. I love it. I would have no clue where to find a stripper though.

at a strip club or you call for a escort but honestly you'd be better just finding the sexiest girl(friend of you) and taking her, or game the f%ck out of everyone youd like to take.
IF you do want to game, words of advice, dont set the goal within them, but i set the goal of doing the actions thats the only thing you can control. You are 100% in control of yourself and your actions whereas other people you have influence but no control.

 

[redspicyflag]

IF you do want to game, words of advice, dont set the goal within them, but i set the goal of doing the actions thats the only thing you can control.

What?

So what's an average price anyways?

 

[Bryce556]

lmao:crackup: , i cant belive were going with this escort answer

 

[BMX]

You don't need to go with a stripper or escort, guys. Unfortunately, I wasn't able to make it to my prom a few years back but no regrets because...earlier that year I took the capt. of the varsity cheerleading squad to homecoming. Not surprisingly, she was quite the available person of our senior class.

No collagen-inflated "professionals" necessary, just take a ho or freak, throw her a pretzel or some chocolate and take her by the hand to the dance-flo!

Do it, it's a fun time...I should know because me & her set the tone for every1 else the rest of the night LMAO!! Hehe, I was the talk of my tiny HS for the weeks following. Best part, I never knew she was the team capt to begin w/.

 

[GaryUranga]

go for the stripper man, and everyone else shush I want this guy to take the stripper and see how it turns out

 

[ChrizZ]

Go with your mum.

 

[comic_relief]

go for the stripper man, and everyone else shush I want this guy to take the stripper and see how it turns out

agreed! Field report required!

comic_relief

 

[redspicyflag]

Thing is

prom's this saturday

Most girls I've talked to are taken


Anyone get a price yet?

 

[redspicyflag]

Oh I've just got an offer for a blind date

 

[BMX]

Oh I've just got an offer for a blind date

Will we be able to view this on Fox TV primetime on some reality show?