Official Sosuave poster roast thread?

[JohnChops]

The magical mystery of the internet.

I figured it out though. Sageproduct is funny and gets rep for his f/r work.

Samthehobbitt is a foreveralone, never sarges and HE gets rep from the hardcore red-pillheads by making womanhating posts.

Tits. Sam needs to get laid or else he may end up in China with Goundra.

 

[Atom Smasher]

One lonely night JohnChops had a "vestigial relationship" with himself and immediately devolved into an amoeba. He still posts fom time to time by hopping from key to key on his keyboard.

 

[Naughty Ninja]

Atom Smasher's so old he borrowed his neighbor Joseph's carpentry tools to help Noah build the Ark. Then chiseled it out as the Eleventh commandment: Thou shalt Learn to use tools. Thou shalt Learn to BUILD.

Atom Smasher loves to store his collection of "hammers" in his "tool" box!

 

[Mike32ct]

AlexDP is a porn star.

Mike32ct never pays for sex. He just spends $2k on a trip to get it for free.

Rollo writes like a psychologist. But when you're in his office lying on his couch discussing your issues, you see an online degree on the wall.

Iceberg stopped posting and froze us out.

Iqqi signed up for customized SS e-alerts so she can only read and reply to BB and Slickster posts.

 

[sageproduct]

Texting KILLED Harry Wilmington's parents. After being raised by his family's loyal butler and training in the ways of message board-fu, he has dedicated his life to fighting textual crime. Under the secret, costumed identity of a well-repped SS poster, he has become the caped crusader that Sosuave needs, not the one it deserves.

White Boy has spent the last 8 months preparing for the launch of his Youtube career. He decided to get a sex change, realizing that female bloggers get exponentially more viewers.

Eph took Rollo's Sexual Market Value self-evaluation. Then he went back to doing his Driver's Ed homework.

TheLoner's true identity is Cristiano Ronaldo. Despite repeatedly scoring the gamewinning goal, no one likes him and he can't figure out why.
OR better yet, TheLoner is Ronaldo7's true identity.

 

[sageproduct]

Naughty Ninja doesn't actually have a part-time job. His conversations with young girls he talks about are just metaphors for his true occupation - online hunting for underage booty. Harmless POF number grabs?! Ho no, he is actually hanging out on Justin Bieber and Twilight message boards, springing on easy prey.

Naughty Ninja is, in fact, a tv celebrity. You've probably seen him starring on the hit show To Catch A Predator, alongside his close friend Chris Hansen from Dateline NBC.

 

[Aristippus]

To Catch a Predator- http://youtu.be/WbQzoAYYoPc

 

[Purefilth]

If sageproduct takes up the NO FAP challenge he may acually explode from lack of release.





Livefreex thinks china is better than the west and post videos of chinese women throwing poo at each other..... a bit like this.(00:58)

 

[Naughty Ninja]

Naughty Ninja doesn't actually have a part-time job. His conversations with young girls he talks about are just metaphors for his true occupation - online hunting for underage booty. Harmless POF number grabs?! Ho no, he is actually hanging out on Justin Bieber and Twilight message boards, springing on easy prey.

Naughty Ninja is, in fact, a tv celebrity. You've probably seen him starring on the hit show To Catch A Predator, alongside his close friend Chris Hansen from Dateline NBC.

Sage your chick like tendencies are showing again. You simply CANNOT keep a secret!! Snitches get stitches!

You obviously figured it out when I told you I never sit when someone tells me: "Why don't you take a seat right over there."

Fvck it. Now that you've ratted me out I might as well come clean (no pun intended I can assure you!)

Here's my Master Don Juan episode:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKRRXHKZjLU

While we're on the snitching tip. Here's Goundra. 60 year old white kiddie diddler from Australia. (Dude is INSANELY hilarious!)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNhN8AD8Kr8

Naughty Ninja was pointing at his own pen!s when he told sageproduct to "take a seat right here"

VVVStop projecting your pooshooter pummeling fantasies "PokeFilth" you bumdiddler!VVV

 

[Purefilth]

Naughty Ninja was pointing at his own pen!s when he told sageproduct to "take a seat right here"



EDIT: HE USED THAT VOICE^^^^^^^ creepyassmu'fu'ker

 

[sageproduct]

Scaramouche!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_UnwqD9yQo



goundra finds SoSuave to be a very confusing place...he thinks LR stands for Long Rifle!

 

[sageproduct]

So Burroughs is also typing in bold now...

Naughty Ninja, I'm gonna let the secret out now as this is the final clue - Burroughs is your alternate account, made for maximum trolling pleasure!

 

[Aristippus]

goundra finds SoSuave to be a very confusing place...he thinks LR stands for Long Rifle!

It doesn't? Now I'm confused!

Here's a video of Goundra practicing his "ninja majick". His name was changed for the video to conceal his identity. I'm the guy he's beating up later on in the video. It starts off quietly but then turns hardcore at 00:30 Prepare to be amazed. http://youtu.be/j3BuvyG9gDo

 

[JohnChops]

One lonely night JohnChops had a "vestigial relationship" with himself and immediately devolved into an amoeba. He still posts fom time to time by hopping from key to key on his keyboard.

At least im still a multi cellular organism :cheer:

 

[sageproduct]

At least im still a multi cellular organism :cheer:

But you only have unicellular orgasms :nervous:

 

[Purefilth]

It doesn't? Now I'm confused!

Here's a video of Goundra practicing his "ninja majick". His name was changed for the video to conceal his identity. I'm the guy he's beating up later on in the video. It starts off quietly but then turns hardcore at 00:30 Prepare to be amazed. http://youtu.be/j3BuvyG9gDo

How was that for you? Did he drop the soap and ask you to pick it up?:kick:

Looked more like a desperate sweaty wrestle of love:moon:

 

[Aristippus]

How was that for you? Did he drop the soap and ask you to pick it up?:kick:

Looked more like a desperate sweaty wrestle of love:moon:

Hahahaha! "Wrestle of love". You mean that wasn't martial arts? I feel violated. Now I'm going to curl up in the fetal position in a corner and cry.

 

[sageproduct]

Here's a video of Naughty Ninja and Burroughs playing Black Ops with each other

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUNus4pO52Q

 

[Purefilth]

Hahahaha! "Wrestle of love". You mean that wasn't martial arts? I feel violated. Now I'm going to curl up in the fetal position in a corner and cry.

Well it looked a little more intense than a Struggle Snuggle, so I had to invent a phrase.

I think its gonna catch on.

 

[Atom Smasher]

Here's a video of Naughty Ninja and Burroughs playing Black Ops with each other

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUNus4pO52Q

:crackup: