***Official Late Night with HumbleNinja AKA Naughty Ninja interview thread***

[The Simple Man]

What brought you to SS and how did you find the site?

What's the best and or worst advice you've ever received in regards to chicks?

Have you ever posted or lurked on other seduction forums?

How many chicks have you slept with?

What was your worst experience with a chick? (girlfriend or not)

Have you ever gotten friendzoned by a chick and if so were you able to get out of it?

Most plates you've spun at one time?

How do you handle having no plates?

Dress style for going out to meet chicks?

For meeting chicks which way is most successful in your point of view and have you tried all venues? Day, Social circle, Online social media/ Online dating, clubs, vacation, family, work or whatever else..

Have you ever went full "No Contact"? (Not expecting "results" of getting a chick back.)

Do you ever see yourself getting married?

Have you read the full DJ Bible? Or some of it/none of it?

Have you ever met up with or talked to any So Suave posters offline?

Favorite So Suave posters?

Thoughts on So Suave itself and ideas for improvement/ last words or comments?

Ever considered children?

Why a grown @ss dude like you frequent this site so much?

That's all the questions I could copy and think of off the top. Other posters can ask HumbleNinja AKA Naughty Ninja questions in this thread after he answers the first batch (if there are any you can think of or want a bot more expansion) Let's go!

 

[HumbleNinja]

What brought you to SS and how did you find the site?

How I found the site I honestly can't remember. Came here asking a question on a chick I'd met in Florida I'd spammed several years back when myspace was poppin and wasn't going to meet her as I'd been going all over the place down there with friends and relatives. Friend wound up dragging me out the last night and met the chick and her friend. They were both hot but we lost contact. I was not into texting and I blew up at her not answering after I'd gotten back home..then got over it after I'd spoke on here with the MM poster (forgot his name) who passed away. Dude was always on the money. EDIT: It was Jophil. Great poster. R.I.P.

What's the best and or worst advice you've ever received in regards to chicks??

Just be yourself. If you aren't getting sht just being yourself how the hell will that help you? Gotta be your best self and not worry about the nonsense. Chicks come and go. The more normal you are, dressing, grooming your best, and working out, as well as meeting as many through social circles etc. The more you'll get.

Have you ever posted or lurked on other seduction forums?

Checked out PUAhate for laughs. Never was into the PUA nonsense so finding it cracked me up as well as finding the PUA sht weird as fvck...Then it got old lurking there as it's nothing more than dudes trying to act more Aspie then the next. At times I'll check it out but it gets old quick. Found "GirlsChase" the articles alone by Chase Amante are GOLD. Like really detailed good reads. Excellent. Never posted on either. No time. I prefer to stick to one site. As far as "PUA" even though he isn't one: Good Looking Loser is most likely the ONLY one who gets chicks and laid on a regualr basis. Checked out his forums but don't post there either.

How many chicks have you slept with?

Drum roll....5 in my entire life. Never felt the need to be a "real man" and sleep with as many as I could. Three were long term GFs. Two one night stands. Fooled around with God knows how many. Too busy most my life DJing and Graff. DJ'd for over 22 years. Spent most of my time in record shops or out at night bombin/painting. That was all I did. And get in trouble. lol

What was your worst experience with a chick? (girlfriend or not)

Worst was first ex. When I was 22. Thought I'd lost my mind. Was literally hating every chick and negative for about THREE years and wouldn't stop talking about it to anyone who'd listen. Till I one day was in the bathroom. Looked in the mirror while shaving..and told myself to shvt the fvck up. Never happened again.

Have you ever gotten friendzoned by a chick and if so were you able to get out of it?

I don't remember ever specifically hearing it. Though I'm sure I have many times. I simply don't care. Too much other sht to do in life.

Most plates you've spun at one time?

Got up to 32 numbers recently. Deleted all but four. Two I talk to daily. Some others pop up out of the blue. Once you have too much going on to do working, going out, family, friends, vacations, road trips and every other thing you don't have time to remember every chicks name what you've talked about, wasting money going out, hearing/listening to nonsense. Plates are good if you remain in sporadic contact but if you've got no life of your own besides chicks then you can spin as many as you think you can. I don't believe anyone can truly handle dealing with multiple people at the same time without slipping or going out of their minds..especially with chicks they tend to get on your nerves.

How do you handle having no plates?

When you have too much else going on you are too busy for them. Some will cling on and it gets annoying as hell. Especially if they are bringing nonsense and nothing for the most part but their own BS. No dude has time for that. Trust me as you get older and have more on your plate you care less for problems even IF it has a pvssy attached to it.

Dress style for going out to meet chicks?

Waaaay too much clothes. Button down shirts, good dark bluejeans, shoes, boots, sneakers, I've got friggin clothes etc. out the wazoo. Colonges etc. Part time at a high end department store getting stuff on clearence with employee discount..Sheeeeet..I have almost every name brand out there, and several of each. lol

For meeting chicks which way is most successful in your point of view and have you tried all venues? Day, Social circle, Online social media/ Online dating, clubs, vacation, family, work or whatever else..

Social circle. From my part time it's gotten huge. Online for the hell of it.

Have you ever went full "No Contact"? (Not expecting "results" of getting a chick back.)

Went no contact full blown on my last ex. No emails, text, calls, nothing. She'd sent me an email with pictures I'd opened quick. Never read. Just deleted. No joke. I do not play. (chick had serious issues so I needed to get the hell away.)

Do you ever see yourself getting married?

Yep. Three chicks had wanted me to marry them. One had a kid. Wasn't going to happen. One had issues. Wasn't going to happen. One was too far away at the time. Wasn't going to happen. One day with someone perhaps..Not trying to get fcked. Plus I see many dudes my age or younger who fall apart once married and have way more problems than single dudes. Not everything is bad about marriage. Just need to find and make as sure as hell it's the right one.

Have you read the full DJ Bible? Or some of it/none of it?

Read none of it.

Have you ever met up with or talked to any So Suave posters offline?

Talked to three on the phone.

Favorite So Suave posters?

Too many to mention. A few off the top: Backbreaker, Mike32ct, Aristippus, Solomon, Zekko, PHM (at times, at others..lmao), Purefilth, Danger, BeDJ, Igetit, VladPatton, it depends..sometimes you agree sometimes not. Most post good stuff. There's a lot more I'm forgetting..

Thoughts on So Suave itself and ideas for improvement/ last words or comments?

Bring back SageProduct that AFC relationship minded nancy boy! lol

Ever considered children?

Yes. I'm pretty good with all kids as I act like an azz in real life and for some reason I think they can pick up if you are a cool dude who doesn't have serious issues or dislikes. If I meet the right chick and get married. Otherwise f that. If it doesn't work? I'll deal with it.

Why a grown @ss dude like you frequent this site so much?

Not as much as before. Sometimes you'd rather deal with the BS on here than with chicks in real life. Even if they are hot you get sick of their nonsense or listening to them yap. Winter time more people stay in. Working two jobs too friggin tired to go out as much. Though when I do I'm gone for a while as in road trips, vacations etc. It's like BSing at a bar or somewhere else on here with other dudes.

That's all the questions I could copy and think of off the top. Other posters can ask HumbleNinja AKA Naughty Ninja questions in this thread after he answers the first batch (if there are any you can think of or want a bit more expansion) Let's go!

 

[BeDJ]

Holy. Sh!t. You are an attention wh0re.

 

[user name]

How I found the site I honestly can't remember. Came here asking a question on a chick I'd met in Florida I'd spammed several years back when myspace was poppin and wasn't going to meet her as I'd been going all over the place down there with friends and relatives. Friend wound up dragging me out the last night and met the chick and her friend. They were both hot but we lost contact. I was not into texting and I blew up at her not answering after I'd gotten back home..then got over it after I'd spoke on here with the MM poster (forgot his name) who passed away. Dude was always on the money. EDIT: It was Jophil. Great poster. R.I.P.





Just be yourself. If you aren't getting sht just being yourself how the hell will that help you? Gotta be your best self and not worry about the nonsense. Chicks come and go. The more normal you are, dressing, grooming your best, and working out, as well as meeting as many through social circles etc. The more you'll get.




Checked out PUAhate for laughs. Never was into the PUA nonsense so finding it cracked me up as well as finding the PUA sht weird as fvck...Then it got old lurking there as it's nothing more than dudes trying to act more Aspie then the next. At times I'll check it out but it gets old quick. Found "GirlsChase" the articles alone by Chase Amante are GOLD. Like really detailed good reads. Excellent. Never posted on either. No time. I prefer to stick to one site. As far as "PUA" even though he isn't one: Good Looking Loser is most likely the ONLY one who gets chicks and laid on a regualr basis. Checked out his forums but don't post there either.



Drum roll....5 in my entire life. Never felt the need to be a "real man" and sleep with as many as I could. Three were long term GFs. Two one night stands. Fooled around with God knows how many. Too busy most my life DJing and Graff. DJ'd for over 22 years. Spent most of my time in record shops or out at night bombin/painting. That was all I did. And get in trouble. lol




Worst was first ex. When I was 22. Thought I'd lost my mind. Was literally hating every chick and negative for about THREE years and wouldn't stop talking about it to anyone who'd listen. Till I one day was in the bathroom. Looked in the mirror while shaving..and told myself to shvt the fvck up. Never happened again.




I don't remember ever specifically hearing it. Though I'm sure I have many times. I simply don't care. Too much other sht to do in life.




Got up to 32 numbers recently. Deleted all but four. Two I talk to daily. Some others pop up out of the blue. Once you have too much going on to do working, going out, family, friends, vacations, road trips and every other thing you don't have time to remember every chicks name what you've talked about, wasting money going out, hearing/listening to nonsense. Plates are good if you remain in sporadic contact but if you've got no life of your own besides chicks then you can spin as many as you think you can. I don't believe anyone can truly handle dealing with multiple people at the same time without slipping or going out of their minds..especially with chicks they tend to get on your nerves.




When you have too much else going on you are too busy for them. Some will cling on and it gets annoying as hell. Especially if they are bringing nonsense and nothing for the most part but their own BS. No dude has time for that. Trust me as you get older and have more on your plate you care less for problems even IF it has a pvssy attached to it.




Waaaay too much clothes. Button down shirts, good dark bluejeans, shoes, boots, sneakers, I've got friggin clothes etc. out the wazoo. Colonges etc. Part time at a high end department store getting stuff on clearence with employee discount..Sheeeeet..I have almost every name brand out there, and several of each. lol




Social circle. From my part time it's gotten huge. Online for the hell of it.




Went no contact full blown on my last ex. No emails, text, calls, nothing. She'd sent me an email with pictures I'd opened quick. Never read. Just deleted. No joke. I do not play. (chick had serious issues so I needed to get the hell away.)




Yep. Three chicks had wanted me to marry them. One had a kid. Wasn't going to happen. One had issues. Wasn't going to happen. One was too far away at the time. Wasn't going to happen. One day with someone perhaps..Not trying to get fcked. Plus I see many dudes my age or younger who fall apart once married and have way more problems than single dudes. Not everything is bad about marriage. Just need to find and make as sure as hell it's the right one.




Read none of it.




Talked to three on the phone.



Too many to mention. A few off the top: Backbreaker, Mike32ct, Aristippus, Solomon, Zekko, PHM (at times, at others..lmao), Purefilth, Danger, BeDJ, Igetit, VladPatton, it depends..sometimes you agree sometimes not. Most post good stuff. There's a lot more I'm forgetting..




Bring back SageProduct that AFC relationship minded nancy boy! lol



Yes. I'm pretty good with all kids as I act like an azz in real life and for some reason I think they can pick up if you are a cool dude who doesn't have serious issues or dislikes. If I meet the right chick and get married. Otherwise f that. If it doesn't work? I'll deal with it.




Not as much as before. Sometimes you'd rather deal with the BS on here than with chicks in real life. Even if they are hot you get sick of their nonsense or listening to them yap. Winter time more people stay in. Working two jobs too friggin tired to go out as much. Though when I do I'm gone for a while as in road trips, vacations etc. It's like BSing at a bar or somewhere else on here with other dudes.

Is this a joke?

 

[AAAgent]

ditto on the attention *****. He probably Pm'ed the OP and asked him to interview him, or they could both me the same person.

Women aren't the only ones that feed off of attention.

 

[HumbleNinja]

Is this a joke?

No. Three LTR's two ONS. As for fooling around and all other chit with chicks. lost count.

That "Beta" enough for you? LMAO.

ditto on the attention *****. He probably Pm'ed the OP and asked him to interview him, or they could both me the same person.

Women aren't the only ones that feed off of attention.

Yes. That's what I did. I set up another screen name and PM'd myself for attention..lol. Let me know if anyone verifies the poster who started this thread is actually me, a friend, or I PM'd/ requested in any way for this thread to be put up..

I guess he ran out of things to post about the 24 year old.

For what purpose? Still talking to that one and the other 24 YO. Going out with her again next Friday. It's holiday season and I'm getting busy as hell. Worked all day today and I'm tired as sht. She's been bugging me to see her again for the past few days.


Side note on today: Saw a chick I used to have a secret crush on who was a customer of mine who was extremely flirty with me (25 yo. Italian chick) had a GF at the time and her a BF. Think she saw me but I was busy as hell in the back while she was there. She came into my department and was near where I was (I was in the back and I think she knew it as she started talking loud that she didn't have a boyfriend and was looking for one.) I fvcked up as I should've walked out and said hi and gotten her number. Was too busy and had to do sht I was made to do in the back. Maybe I'll see her again...

 

[Married Buried]

I guess he ran out of things to post about the 24 year old.

 

[HumbleNinja]

I guess he ran out of things to post about the 24 year old.

Actually there's two of them. Both 24. What would you like me to do? Post a daily account of every phone call, text, and meet I have with both? Post bra sizes? Nvdes?

I'm seeing the first one again on Friday. The second called me again tonight (and wants to meet up). Got multiple texts from both tonight and every night and day previously.

Let's hope they both blow me off completely so we can all lather ourselves up in an orgasmic SS frenzy with glee.

As for this third chick I basically told her on the phone in a nice way to fvck off. Started talking about some "what did I do to better the world nonsense". That chick is like in her 30's. I wised off on every question. Chick has issues and I told her that. I specifically told her: "Look don't try to pull some "I'm better because I do blah blah to "better the world". The only reason you are always trying to "better" the world is you are trying to run from your own issues and pat yourself on the back how much "better" you think you are. I'm not buying it." Chick wanted me to meet up with her and I told her. "Nah save the cult like meet up nonsense for some other clown. Later."



Your interview is coming soon Malice. It'll be in the MM section. You can answer it or not.

 

[The Simple Man]

Why humble?

 

[Purefilth]

Why humble?

Coz he got spanked for being Naughty, so now he's back in his rightful place.

 

[The Simple Man]

Coz he got spanked for being Naughty, so now he's back in his rightful place.

Guess you must be the one who spanked him huh?

 

[HumbleNinja]

Coz he got spanked for being Naughty, so now he's back in his rightful place.

I'd thought I was simply being placed on a "time out"? Instead I got 50 Shades of Purefilth? :trouble: :flowers:

I see what you perverts think of in the Moderator's Corner!

 

[Married Buried]

Actually there's two of them. Both 24. What would you like me to do? Post a daily account of every phone call, text, and meet I have with both? Post bra sizes? Nvdes?

I'm seeing the first one again on Friday. The second called me again tonight (and wants to meet up). Got multiple texts from both tonight and every night and day previously.

Let's hope they both blow me off completely so we can all lather ourselves up in an orgasmic SS frenzy with glee.

As for this third chick I basically told her on the phone in a nice way to fvck off. Started talking about some "what did I do to better the world nonsense". That chick is like in her 30's. I wised off on every question. Chick has issues and I told her that. I specifically told her: "Look don't try to pull some "I'm better because I do blah blah to "better the world". The only reason you are always trying to "better" the world is you are trying to run from your own issues and pat yourself on the back how much "better" you think you are. I'm not buying it." Chick wanted me to meet up with her and I told her. "Nah save the cult like meet up nonsense for some other clown. Later."



Your interview is coming soon Malice. It'll be in the MM section. You can answer it or not.

Have you smelled their p/ssy yet? Get with the program. Chasing western women is a waste of time. Start meeting more foreign women, and less 24 year old sluts who have sucked more than 93 c0cks before she turned 23.

 

[HumbleNinja]

Have you smelled their p/ssy yet? Get with the program. Chasing western women is a waste of time. Start meeting more foreign women, and less 24 year old sluts who have sucked more than 93 c0cks before she turned 23.

What does western pvssy smell like oh master of 24 Y.O etc. western pvzzy of the keyboard jockeys?

I'm sensing a whole thread on the topic.

Why does one get so bent out of shape when one is in pvssy paradise with non-western chicks? The western chicks fvck your world up THAT bad?

Your interview is coming soon.

 

[Married Buried]

What does western pvssy smell like oh master of 24 Y.O etc. western pvzzy of the keyboard jockeys?

I'm sensing a whole thread on the topic.

Why does one get so bent out of shape when one is in pvssy paradise with non-western chicks? The western chicks fvck your world up THAT bad?

Your interview is coming soon.

Their p/ssy smells like a dead skunk on the highway after someone threw it on the grill for dinner. Stop torturing yourself.

 

[HumbleNinja]

Their p/ssy smells like a dead skunk on the highway after someone threw it on the grill for dinner. Stop torturing yourself.

I get OFF on it my brother! I LOVE dead skunk on the highway after someone threw it on the grill for dinner! Smells like pizza sauce! I eat their azzhole for pudding dessert while they beat me senseless with the feminist bible! I'm a nasty fvcker like that!

You better answer your interview tomorrow night. You are first up tomorrow. Don't run and hide like titty man did!

 

[Married Buried]

I get OFF on it my brother! I LOVE dead skunk on the highway after someone threw it on the grill for dinner! Smells like pizza sauce!

You better answer your interview tomorrow night. You are first up tomorrow. Don't run and hide like titty man did!

I'm not answering any interview. I think it's gay. Want to know about someone? search their posts and make a decision.

 

[HumbleNinja]

I'm not answering any interview. I think it's gay. Want to know about someone? search their posts and make a decision.

You ARE going to answer. Because the dudes you worship WILL. Or else you'll look like the nancy boy.You can sit there playing hardcore but your fans will NOT be denied!!

You just wait till you see who I wind up interviewing. Sit tight with the rest of the "hard core". I'll have you HAVING to answer.

Don't test me. Your fans await..

 

[Purefilth]

I'd thought I was simply being placed on a "time out"? Instead I got 50 Shades of Purefilth? :trouble: :flowers:

I see what you perverts think of in the Moderator's Corner!

Yeah- you're lucky it was only 50 too

 

[HumbleNinja]

Update: Cancelled date with 1st 24 yo Friday. I was getting sick and stayed in. Was supposed to go today (Sunday) but cancelled as I got too much sht going on with the holidays coming up, people visiting, work etc. plus her aunt has a medical issue. So were meeting up again two weeks from now.

Some people chicks included do have other things going on. I don't believe unless you simply have no life or nothing else going on you can spin loads of plates at one time. You can keep them as "Contacts" but to spend time seeing them, going out, travelling to see them etc. It gets to be not only possibly money spending but time consuming as unfortunately most of us should have a well balanced life with other things going on.