Odor?

[rompel]

Hi guys, new poster here..

Um.. ok.. So I got out with this woman that was my ex-classmate, she was visiting my town. We went to have dinner and I took her over to my place.

We got down and she told me she was on the rag.. So I soldiered on and just fingered her ass while kissing her and fondling her breasts. She also BJ me, but it was frigging awful. When done, I pulled out my finger and it was one of the most putrid odor that I've ever smelled in my life.. I almost fainted and almost vomit out of reflex. I just told her to hold on for a sec while I get something. So, I went to the sink and washed my hands profusely with soap and when it didn't go away I tried to rub it with alcohol, but the stench still didn't go away. I was sick to my stomach, so I told her that something was up and she had to go, I drove her to her relative in that town and took a shower and washed my hands but the stench hasn't gone away for the next day.

Any experienced DJ know what caused the smell? Was it from her ass or from the blood of her vag? My **** is limp just thinking of it.

 

[JoeMarron]

Lol you stuck your finger in her ass what did you expect it to smell like?

 

[Fruitbat]

Asses smell, worth it for the fun.

I see anal as the ultimate test of what you can get from a woman, and the pleasure of raming a girls ass is the best pleasure known to man.

Not for everyone, but tabboo + tightness + the fact you are doing daddys little girl in the most rotten way possible = hotness!

 

[rompel]

Lol you stuck your finger in her ass what did you expect it to smell like?

I know what **** smells like, but the odor was worse than ****.. and I've never had the privilege of sniffing bloody vags.. I don't know, man..

Asses smell, worth it for the fun.

I see anal as the ultimate test of what you can get from a woman, and the pleasure of raming a girls ass is the best pleasure known to man.

Not for everyone, but tabboo + tightness + the fact you are doing daddys little girl in the most rotten way possible = hotness!

She was surprised at first, but when I slid my finger in and out I think she began to enjoy it. She then began touching my ass and teased that she wanted to finger me while approaching my anus with her hands! I said **** no!

Yeah.. It was tight and different and I think she was on with it if I've pursued. My **** was hard before I smelled my finger.

When I drove her to her relative we stopped to eat. While there, the couple next to me began checking their feet if they've stepped on any dog **** or a carcass --that's how vile it reeked.

The question still remains: What was the odor, DJs? (****/menses)

 

[elitemulk]

Hi guys, new poster here..

Um.. ok.. So I got out with this woman that was my ex-classmate, she was visiting my town. We went to have dinner and I took her over to my place.

We got down and she told me she was on the rag.. So I soldiered on and just fingered her ass while kissing her and fondling her breasts. She also BJ me, but it was frigging awful. When done, I pulled out my finger and it was one of the most putrid odor that I've ever smelled in my life.. I almost fainted and almost vomit out of reflex. I just told her to hold on for a sec while I get something. So, I went to the sink and washed my hands profusely with soap and when it didn't go away I tried to rub it with alcohol, but the stench still didn't go away. I was sick to my stomach, so I told her that something was up and she had to go, I drove her to her relative in that town and took a shower and washed my hands but the stench hasn't gone away for the next day.

Any experienced DJ know what caused the smell? Was it from her ass or from the blood of her vag? My **** is limp just thinking of it.

I aint a doctor but maybe you loosened up something that had been stuck in her ass for sometime?

 

[Atom Smasher]

I want to see her in my office at 9:00 sharp tomorrow. I'll get to the "bottom" of this.

Maybe she had a fish dinner, or some kind of out-of-the-ordinary food recently. Most likely the entire area wasn't as fresh as it normally is and both areas created the perfect storm of odor. She probably wasn't expecting any kind of action that night, and might not have been as prepared as she normally would be. Perhaps she was nervous before going out with you and took a dump or two before meeting with you.

I'll know the answer to all this tomorrow morning if you bring her around. I'm still recovering from back surgery and I'm looking for something interesting to do.

Butts smell different from day to day and she probably had an off day. I would give her another chance. Do a little spelunking once the red tide goes away. If it's bad again, either you will need to address it with her directly (I know...very difficult), suggest a shower before getting physical and making a new assessment, or just next her if it's that bad. Some girls just have terrible hygiene.

Keep in mind, she might be on some female website saying the same thing about you. We don't believe you for a second when you said her finger never hit the bull's-eye. :nono:

Just being a little goofy here. Let us know how things progress.

 

[plate's_empty]

Hi guys, new poster here..

Um.. ok.. So I got out with this woman that was my ex-classmate, she was visiting my town. We went to have dinner and I took her over to my place.

We got down and she told me she was on the rag.. So I soldiered on and just fingered her ass while kissing her and fondling her breasts. She also BJ me, but it was frigging awful. When done, I pulled out my finger and it was one of the most putrid odor that I've ever smelled in my life.. I almost fainted and almost vomit out of reflex. I just told her to hold on for a sec while I get something. So, I went to the sink and washed my hands profusely with soap and when it didn't go away I tried to rub it with alcohol, but the stench still didn't go away. I was sick to my stomach, so I told her that something was up and she had to go, I drove her to her relative in that town and took a shower and washed my hands but the stench hasn't gone away for the next day.

Any experienced DJ know what caused the smell? Was it from her ass or from the blood of her vag? My **** is limp just thinking of it.

LOL, what a move.

Did you expect it to come out smelling like roses?? Perfect opportunity to go for the dirty sanchez. You blew it.

This has to got to be a troll post. Sometimes these trolls can be very entertaining though.

If not dude, quick lesson, the a$$hole is where sh1t comes out of. If you stick something up there ,every once in a while there won't be any remnants of it, but most of the time, what ever goes up there is going to come out with sh1t particles attached to it. Just part of the deal. You want to go there, you're going to have to deal with it. At least you have something to think of next time you're about to blow your load too early.

 

[JoeMarron]

I already don't like the idea of anal play but this thread just killed all chances of me actually trying it. I don't understand how dudes deal with this chit (pun obviously intended).

 

[foreverAFC]

whatever

 

[Jair213]

LOL i think this dude is actually trolling wtf