Odd smells...

[ethnomethodologist]

I get conscientious about smells sometimes. At work, at home, mostly in enclosed areas...

I worry about my breath, and what comes out of my stomach.

I sit down at work sometimes and I can smell disturbing smells, not my breath.

My skin lets off weird odours that I am unsure of.

My jackets smell like chocolate.

My **** has the weirdest scents, sometimes alluring to myself

Sometimes, in public places I notice smells. I ask people about them, and they notice nothing.

I can smell the scent of love with a woman days later on my body.

Masturbation makes my **** smell funny if I don't wash immediately.

What are some things you guys know about odors?

 

[Warlord]

You got problems.

 

[ethnomethodologist]

Been meaning to ask you... how's maxgammon?

Yeah I know I have problems Wouldn't be happy if I didn't.

 

[heater528]

what do i know about smells.. not much.. but i know i always carry/chew gum because im always worried about breath. I shower 2 times a day, always carry a tester bottle of my favorite cologne. Its good to be self concious. Could you imagine seeing a freakin HB10, getting close to her and having her smell hordendous... with bad breath !

 

[ethnomethodologist]

Alright another odd smell in my repertoire... well two.

Why is it that I want to puke after smelling bad mold?
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Last night I puked... ONCE! Well I puked on myslef while I was asleep, I had chunks in my belly button. I tried to wash it off and it had a really weird film on it, it's like it was made of mucous... I now see why puking can be a fetish, but it's disgusting so I won't ever do it... lol, "never say never"?

Now to my problem

I keep smelling it!!!!

I showered
I shaved
I shat
I even steamed

I'm chewing gum
I've eaten pizza
I've brushed my teeth
I've even nasal sprayed myself(disgusting stuff)

I'm wearing new clothes, I'm nowhere NEAR my house, I'm drinking strong coffee, and I've smoked cigarettes.

The smell keeps circing though, I smell it constantly,I want to gag, but at the same time the smell is hypnotizing and soothing. It seems to me to be a healthy odour... That is why something smells good, because your brain says it's healthy...

Now my question... DJ sensitive

Smelling good is a sign of health?

 

[MetalFortress]

Maybe it's because you do so many drugs.

 

[ethnomethodologist]

Originally posted by MetalFortress
Maybe it's because you do so many drugs.

Good theory. Do you consider caffeine, alcohol, and nicotine to be harmufl substances? jk I know they are... those are the only drugs I do.

If you paid attention to all the 600+ posts I've made in the last month you would know that I have come to the conclusiuon that drugs are bad I quit taking them.

 

[whistler]

Originally posted by ethnomethodologist
Alright another odd smell in my repertoire... well two.

Why is it that I want to puke after smelling bad mold?
-=--==---===----====----===---==--=-

Last night I puked... ONCE! Well I puked on myslef while I was asleep, I had chunks in my belly button. I tried to wash it off and it had a really weird film on it, it's like it was made of mucous... I now see why puking can be a fetish, but it's disgusting so I won't ever do it... lol, "never say never"?

Now to my problem

I keep smelling it!!!!

I showered
I shaved
I shat
I even steamed

I'm chewing gum
I've eaten pizza
I've brushed my teeth
I've even nasal sprayed myself(disgusting stuff)

I'm wearing new clothes, I'm nowhere NEAR my house, I'm drinking strong coffee, and I've smoked cigarettes.

The smell keeps circing though, I smell it constantly,I want to gag, but at the same time the smell is hypnotizing and soothing. It seems to me to be a healthy odour... That is why something smells good, because your brain says it's healthy...

Now my question... DJ sensitive

Smelling good is a sign of health?

Scrape your tongue. Get back in there...

 

[PeterNorthisawesome]

Originally posted by ethnomethodologist
Alright another odd smell in my repertoire... well two.

Why is it that I want to puke after smelling bad mold?
-=--==---===----====----===---==--=-

Last night I puked... ONCE! Well I puked on myslef while I was asleep, I had chunks in my belly button. I tried to wash it off and it had a really weird film on it, it's like it was made of mucous... I now see why puking can be a fetish, but it's disgusting so I won't ever do it... lol, "never say never"?

Now to my problem

I keep smelling it!!!!

I showered
I shaved
I shat
I even steamed

I'm chewing gum
I've eaten pizza
I've brushed my teeth
I've even nasal sprayed myself(disgusting stuff)

I'm wearing new clothes, I'm nowhere NEAR my house, I'm drinking strong coffee, and I've smoked cigarettes.

The smell keeps circing though, I smell it constantly,I want to gag, but at the same time the smell is hypnotizing and soothing. It seems to me to be a healthy odour... That is why something smells good, because your brain says it's healthy...

Now my question... DJ sensitive

Smelling good is a sign of health?

Wow dude you puked when u were asleep? that's pretty bad. Something is seriously wrong with you. If your taking drugs stop it prob messed up your brain. Oh yea smoking and cofee is also bad for you. If I were you I would go see the doctor about BO and the puking it might be cancer or something. Drink lots of water and start working out.

 

[etown]

well, if you just recently stoped taking drugs, it could be withdraw.

 

[Adone]

Hey dude, I think I have your same problem. My sweat smells in a pretty unusual way and sometimes I smell it even when I'm not sweating and I have anti-perspirant + cologne on. If I ask other people about it, they usually don't smell anything.

I'm as confused as you, ethno.

 

[prosemont]

Your body will emit bad odors if you are generally unhealthy. Much of this relates to what you put into your body and the toxins that are in your body. If you are eating garbage, smoking, are dehydrated, don't work out, etc., you will smell bad. Sure, showering, brushing, scraping, and spraying cologne will help, but those odors are just the symptoms of toxins.

So, if you don't want to smell bad, you have to start with what you take into your body and how you eliminate toxins. Do the following:

1. Drink at least a gallon of water a day. Only drink water, no other fluids.
2. Eat only healthy foods and reduce your general intake.
3. No alcohol, smoking, drugs, or junk food -- only good stuff in.
4. Get on some type of cleansing system. You can find these in health food stores.
5. Work out to eliminate and sweat out toxins and to generally ensure your system is working properly. Without working out, your blood is like sludge.
6. Get plenty of rest.

In short, your body will emit the odors that are telling as to what is going on INSIDE of you.

 

[DJnoob]

I smell like water when I sweat. I drink water everyday! thats what you need to do. It has somethign to do with what you drink

Originally posted by ethnomethodologist
I get conscientious about smells sometimes. At work, at home, mostly in enclosed areas...

I worry about my breath, and what comes out of my stomach.

I sit down at work sometimes and I can smell disturbing smells, not my breath.

My skin lets off weird odours that I am unsure of.

My jackets smell like chocolate.

My **** has the weirdest scents, sometimes alluring to myself

Sometimes, in public places I notice smells. I ask people about them, and they notice nothing.

I can smell the scent of love with a woman days later on my body.

Masturbation makes my **** smell funny if I don't wash immediately.

What are some things you guys know about odors?

 

[ethnomethodologist]

Originally posted by prosemont
Your body will emit bad odors if you are generally unhealthy. Much of this relates to what you put into your body and the toxins that are in your body. If you are eating garbage, smoking, are dehydrated, don't work out, etc., you will smell bad. Sure, showering, brushing, scraping, and spraying cologne will help, but those odors are just the symptoms of toxins.

So, if you don't want to smell bad, you have to start with what you take into your body and how you eliminate toxins. Do the following:

1. Drink at least a gallon of water a day. Only drink water, no other fluids.
2. Eat only healthy foods and reduce your general intake.
3. No alcohol, smoking, drugs, or junk food -- only good stuff in.
4. Get on some type of cleansing system. You can find these in health food stores.
5. Work out to eliminate and sweat out toxins and to generally ensure your system is working properly. Without working out, your blood is like sludge.
6. Get plenty of rest.

In short, your body will emit the odors that are telling as to what is going on INSIDE of you.

Thank you Prosemont!

Now that the thought is anchored in my mind, I can begin the process to destroying my old habits

Going to add this to Aaron's thread from 1 to 6 my bad health habits
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DJ noob


Seriously? I drink about 5 water jugs of water a day, about 5 times the recommended daily amount plus some.

It's the toxins I put into my body that cause the problem now. It makes me happy to know what the problem is

 

[Jester]

some people just have stronger odors than others.

bacteria makes you smell, not "toxins."

 

[ethnomethodologist]

Originally posted by Jester
some people just have stronger odors than others.

bacteria makes you smell, not "toxins."

Bacteria? Nah way, now you've just flipped my happiness on it's head. I think I'm going to go kill myself now(heaven help me, I have to start working on that humor)

What do you mean, do I have to start getting rid of the stinky bacteria?

 

[prosemont]

Originally posted by Jester
some people just have stronger odors than others.

bacteria makes you smell, not "toxins."

Great, a pseudo-specific answer to a generalized discussion.

What is meant by "toxins" is all the garbage -- chemicals and bacteria -- that is in your body. But, generally, unhealthy people smell worse than healthy people. The point: get healthy.