You gonna tell us how it went?
Pretty sh** if I'm being honest. I was gonna make an update anyway but since you asked I thought I'd quote you directly.
Night 1
Drove up after work and the gym, and got to my brother's around 8:30. He lives in Spanish Harlem and the plan was to pregame at my friend's office since he has 24/7 access and a really nice view of the water over in Meatpacking near the Rolex store. I was originally kinda pissed because I held off on buying my ticket since one of my friends had a promoter friend that I thought was going to hook it up - turns out he wanted at least $500 to get me a table and send over some girls, asking what our budget was...I told my friend "bruh I just want tickets", and I don't think the promoter friend liked that because apparently, he stopped replying. So I bought my ticket late enough that the price updated WHILE I WAS CHECKING THEM OUT and ended up spending $100 on that.
We went to Somewhere Nowhere, got there early like everybody was advising, and it was super dead at the start. It picked up after a while, everybody was having a good time and we were all quite sloshed, but it was really painful buying $25 drinks each time.
One of my friends bowed out kinda early because he got booty called by his main squeeze right now, so it was me, my brother, and my other buddy with the promoter friend. I met one hot chick pretty early because she stepped on my shoe and apologized. She and her friends ended up dancing with us for a little while, but she was obviously hammered so I let her be her friends' responsibility - she ended up being escorted out of the club by a bouncer later on.
I talked to some other hot chicks, but they were mostly in the little VIP section or there with their boyfriends/husbands. Ended up being introduced by this girl I ended making out with later on because it was her birthday too. She was from the area and there with friends, so she wasn't willing to leave with me that night, but gave me her number and told me where she would be the next night, ended up texting Saturday to confirm too.
Not too long afterward we decided to leave...all the good-looking girls were in VIP and we were getting tired of emptying our bank accounts on drink refills.
Night 2
My friends from the first night were originally planning to come out again on Saturday, but the hangovers caught up with them and they decided to stay in. So it was just going to be me and my brother.
The girl from the night before told me she was going to The Blond at around midnight, but I wasn't going to go out of my way to this place on the off-chance this girl shows up and is down (she was cute but nothing crazy enough for me to plan my night around). Bought tickets to Nebula, showed up nice and early, and got in a quick pregame at my brother's apartment.
Again, super dead for the first hour or so. Started to fill in, but it was more of the same as Somewhere Nowhere; any attractive girls were pretty much exclusively found in the VIP sections and the drinks were small and very expensive. Ended up just drinking with my brother and taking turns buying the rounds.
The highlight here was that I ended up meeting this hot Thai chick who told me I was handsome. My brother left and she and I had a conversation - told her it was my birthday, found out she was from LA, and we hit it off. Ended up spending most of the night dancing with some light make-outs here and there. I will say I had a legitimate concern that she was a ladyboy...she had fake boobs and when talking dirty she specifically told me to f*** her a**. Knowing Thai has a reputation for ladyboys I legitimately asked her to be sure, and thankfully she said she was not.
However, none of that matters because she ended up taking an ecstasy tablet, got really high, went back to her VIP section, and at some point left the club. We were messing around probably close to 1ish, and she wanted to stay till around 3, so when I saw she had left I texted her but didn't hear back. She would end up texting me at about 5 in the morning apologizing that she got too high and only then got back to her hotel.
Probably around 1:30 or so my brother gets hit up by his girl for a booty call, so he tells me he's going to head back and to let him know when I leave. Basically after talking to this Thai girl I was just hanging around the bars...I didn't want to keep buying drinks, the girls NOT in VIP weren't that cute, and I couldn't sit anywhere without being bothered by the bouncers...there was one other girl I talked to, but apparently the dude with her wasn't her man, but rather a bodyguard, so he ended up pulling her away soon after I started talking to her. I got her number, but not much more than that.
I ended up leaving around 3, got back to my brother's around 3:30 after he had finished seeing his girl, and went to sleep soon afterward.
While there, I decided to splurge on Tinder Gold and a boost to see what it was like up here. Basically, Tinder had a bunch of good-looking girls, Bumble and Hinge not so much.
While in line for Nebula, I decided to screw actually looking at who I swiped on and just right swipe everybody...I kid you not, not a SINGLE girl I matched with was cute enough for me to not immediately unmatch her. It was so bad. The only girl worth mentioning was one who matched me on Hinge but ended up staying in Saturday night because she was hungover from Friday...like it was REALLY bad. There are hot girls on these apps from what I'm seeing, and I'm an attractive guy...but holy hell, I will never buy Tinder Gold again.
Conclusion
The highlight of this trip was seeing my brother and friends and having fun pregaming with them and going out to the club the first night. That said, I do not understand why people like New York...it costs an inordinate amount of money to have an extremely average night...the girls aren't much better than what I've seen anywhere else, but the drinks cost 5x as much and you're partying on a 500sq ft dancefloor that they call a "club".
As a cherry on top, I was treated with a $115 parking ticket for improper street parking, despite the fact that there were other cars doing the same thing, which is what led me to park there in the first place.
I don't even want to think about how much I spent...I don't understand the appeal of this state...I would rather go to somewhere warm and beachy where people care about their appearance and don't charge me $100 to get into places.
It had been more than a year since I'd gone up to visit my brother and go out, and I anticipate it will be much longer than that before I bother again.