No oral sex, what?

Charisma

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So I have a problem, I ran into a nice girl, but apparently she doesn't trim the bush, which I don't find very attractive lol. Now it's not that I mind, but well, it's very irritating and if it's been a hot day (like nowadays) I can't be arsed to get down on that. All cool and what not, but this is the first time I don't want to do it (rest is just fine). Now that leads me to two problems: How do I keep foreplay interesting without oral sex (that's 10 minutes gone, don't know what to replace them with), and how do I explain that I don't wanne do it?
 

KingBeef

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how about taking her to the shower and romantically telling her you want to shave her fuzzy ******....you can't go wrong with that :D
 

Barack

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Haha, am I the only guy left on the planet who actually finds a nice bush attractive?

Tell her, lets try it without and explain to her how much more sensitive and intense it will be for both of you without the hair. Shouldn't be too hard since most women find shaved as being far more comfortable especially when they are having their period.

btw, if you do opt for shaving her be ****ing careful and look like you have done it before.
 

Teflon_Mcgee

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Why do you need to even explain?

What's wrong with, "hey Babe, it would be so hot if you shaved down there before next time we're together."

For the future here is a little tip. I assume every girl doesnt shave her poon so I will always go on the pre-emptive before I even get her naked. The way to do this is to find a way to work it in to a conversation that you are turned off by bush. Do this before you even get her naked and she should get the hint to shave before she gets with you.

My routine is to tell her a (true) story of a boat trip in Africa were me and my boys ran into some french chicks who had hair coming out of their bikini bottoms. I go on to say how gross it was and how none of us would hook up with a girl who wouldn't even trim down there. She'll take the hint and will not feel self-consious because she knows you have no idea if she trims or not as you have not seen her naked.
 

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not sure why people are all posting their problems in the tips..why not the discussion board?
 
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