No female meets this criteria. Help me trim it

[_sideways_]

Let's say I'm describing my desirable traits... Here we go....first.

Is older than how she actually looks. Could be 30 looks 21... No ego associated with this cuz she understands its her parents genes. Ego comes from her own accomplishments. Maybe a slight humbleness too.

Speaks 3 languages.
I do and it makes being at the airport super fun...that's the place where you're guaranteed to use that skill as you're waiting for your flight...you over here a convo that's fun and you excuse yourself into the convo and practice I guess.

Doesn't swear in excitement except in bed.
Don't find it attractive when females swear when angry.

Is quiet around her man when in public. This is deeper than just machismo.
It means, don't speak over your man...you're with the guy so don't belittle even if wrong. We all make mistakes in speech, but adding to it is not cute.
Be polite, hold your tongue... Don't be so quick to point out the fouls in the game.
Its similar to mothering.
I already got one biological and enough aunts. Oh yea and society telling me how to be.

Women today put value on their children, clothes, cars, furniture, neighborhood, shoes, jewelry, hair, etc.
She must value her body before these things. Cleanliness is next to godliness too.
"I like it when you put on that shiny necklace and those expensive shoes and that mink coat cuz it hides your belly fat" who's said that?
But we all have said, "you're stomach is so tight and sexy, you're legs are so tight and firm around me".
I've even gone so far as to say, "I love how clear and smooth your face is" and she melted.
That being said...I would excuse trouble spots. Legs and arms I won't excuse. You use them daily, if they're lacking then you're not treating your body right, hence no will power, hence you can't have my children. Medical conditions except.
Love cures all conditions.

Needs to make a healthy meal from scratch.
Seldom I had an "expensive" meal that I went back for seconds.
A delicious meal home cooked where I can focus on my cook alone and its delicious... I've been there time and time before.

Femininity views over feminist views.


Other aspects

Don't need to baby me when sick...I hate the world...stay away.
Give me my space...I'll call you.

Other things include...
Have nice legs so when you drive I have something to play with.

Fvcking big one fvcs sake Don't have a relationship with my mother including all of my family members until there's a child we have.

Fvck, accept my views, don't ask me to why.
Don't pry...don't spy, inquire, etc. Or leave.
Fvck lastly,
you should know its your life you're living and not mine.
You're free to roam if you choose to.
Don't twist the rules


You were happy before me and you'll find happiness after me.

 

[_sideways_]

I'd love to start a S.S. video channel on YouTube.
If I could
Just real guys and put us out there.
Change the game.

I want guru3000 nismo. Mike ranger. And all you guys...

 

[_sideways_]

I mean, we ain't breaking rules, just breaking the hearts of the slow cats in our circle.

The 21st century made it possible so we get everyone involved...
Let's make planet earth the sexy planet...then the sexy aliens will come to us.
I'm doing my part.
Otherwise I'm moving to Brazil...the sexiest dangerous place on here.

Peace out

 

[cola]

No offense your list is riddiculous. Tri-Lingual? C'mon man.. why'd you even make this post? What you are asking for is the equivalent of a woman asking for

A billionaire pro athlete with model good looks, a 13 inch penis with the girth of a campbells soup can who spends the off season in ethiopia building schools and has a phd in kinesiology... and dresses like a hipster.

 

[_sideways_]

No offense your list is riddiculous. Tri-Lingual? C'mon man.. why'd you even make this post? What you are asking for is the equivalent of a woman asking for

A billionaire pro athlete with model good looks, a 13 inch penis with the girth of a campbells soup can who spends the off season in ethiopia building schools and has a phd in kinesiology... and dresses like a hipster.

You really think so bro?
I learned two languages in high school...learned the next through youtube and Rosetta Stone.
13 inches... Sure bro. I didn't ask for a tight hymen...building schools in Ethiopia. I didn't ask for that either.

You failed to mention that I like a humble girl.etc.
I think my list is fine. I asked if there was one thing or things you would help and remove from my criteria.
I guess you choose the bilingual thing.
Fair enough.
I grew up speaking two... Learned another on my own time. I value that. You don't

 

[cola]

Theres probably 10 women who fit this criteria in each state.

 

[_sideways_]

There's probably 5 women who are my cousin who fit this criteria.
And cook and clean, which I didn't put in my list cuz I know that's asking "too much".

Bro, not to offend you, but I found out at 7 years old that a female who speaks two languages beats out one who barely speaks only one.
Second, at 19 I met a dime piece who took the initiative to take me out for jogs around our old high school track.


Your limited belief of, " I'm asking for too much" is just yours.

You and me and all us here on this forum deserve much more.
If only cuz were not supplicating piezes of shyt.
Don't prove us wrong man.
If we can't get the best quality, who can?
Don't lose out on the only life you're allowed. Think about it.

Now back on topic...my criteria may be too high, so I asked, where is it reasonable to relax a bit?

 

[_sideways_]

Its not like said she's needs to do azz 2 muotfh

 

[slight]

I'd agree on the subject of languages. It's a bit too much imo.

Even here in Europe where each country pretty much speaks a different language, it's not so common to find girls who speak 3 of them fluently, let alone in the US.

 

[MillionBillionaire]

Lol.. I thought I had high standards.

Good luck!

You forgot to mention Isn't a social media hoe... that effectively lowers your odds to one in a Million Billion.

 

[Serenity]

Now back on topic...my criteria may be too high, so I asked, where is it reasonable to relax a bit?

The amount of specific criteria is unreasonable, so I'd say it's reasonable to relax a bit on everything.

 

[_sideways_]

I mean...
I think its reasonable. Otherwise chicks will run all over us.
I for sure don't want a drop out...or a lazy couch potato...and of course don't speak to me like my mother.
How is that too high a standard?

 

[taiyuu_otoko]

There's probably 5 women who are my cousin who fit this criteria.

Says the guy who titled this thread "No female fits this criteria."

 

[_sideways_]

Oops. My bad, "no female I'm interested in dating..."

Better?

 

[Yewki]

You can have whatever standards you desire, but I think the better question is why would any girl who met these want to be with you

 

[_sideways_]

Cuz I'm similar

 

[Yewki]

Cuz I'm similar

Have you considered the very real possibility that you're over estimating your value?

 

[ImTheDoubleGreatest!]

There's probably 5 women who are my cousin who fit this criteria.
And cook and clean, which I didn't put in my list cuz I know that's asking "too much".

Bro, not to offend you, but I found out at 7 years old that a female who speaks two languages beats out one who barely speaks only one.
Second, at 19 I met a dime piece who took the initiative to take me out for jogs around our old high school track.


Your limited belief of, " I'm asking for too much" is just yours.

You and me and all us here on this forum deserve much more.
If only cuz were not supplicating piezes of shyt.
Don't prove us wrong man.
If we can't get the best quality, who can?
Don't lose out on the only life you're allowed. Think about it.

Now back on topic...my criteria may be too high, so I asked, where is it reasonable to relax a bit?

If you live in the West, it isn't that this is too much, it's just that you are essentially looking for a soulmate that most of us believed in during our childhood. The chances man, they are slim as fvck. I'm being hinest here, I don't think you'll find a woman to match all these.

That being said, you need to first ease up on the trilingual. Like she needs to know 3 languages just because you do? Just because it's 'fun' at an airport? That doesn't make sense.

She doesn't need to make healthy meals from scratch either, like as long as she doesn't expect you to take her out, that should be good enough. No need for a thanksgiving dinner every night. She should just make food, doesn't matter what, as long as she makes it good.


The quiet around her man in public thing. She doesn't need to be scared or something, but I suppose this is ok, though it shouldn't be a necessity. These are basically 'shy' girls (and we all know there's no such thing anymore).

Don't pry, spy, etc. is understandable, but what if she just cares about you? I'd ease up a little bit on this (just a little bit though, we don't want to have any issues).

So yeah, feel free to argue with me however you like as a lot of people just love to do that when someone's else's views differ from their own. This is just what I believe, that's all.

 

[_sideways_]

If you live in the West, it isn't that this is too much, it's just that you are essentially looking for a soulmate that most of us believed in during our childhood. The chances man, they are slim as fvck. I'm being hinest here, I don't think you'll find a woman to match all these.

That being said, you need to first ease up on the trilingual. Like she needs to know 3 languages just because you do? Just because it's 'fun' at an airport? That doesn't make sense.

She doesn't need to make healthy meals from scratch either, like as long as she doesn't expect you to take her out, that should be good enough. No need for a thanksgiving dinner every night. She should just make food, doesn't matter what, as long as she makes it good.


The quiet around her man in public thing. She doesn't need to be scared or something, but I suppose this is ok, though it shouldn't be a necessity. These are basically 'shy' girls (and we all know there's no such thing anymore).

Don't pry, spy, etc. is understandable, but what if she just cares about you? I'd ease up a little bit on this (just a little bit though, we don't want to have any issues).

So yeah, feel free to argue with me however you like as a lot of people just love to do that when someone's else's views differ from their own. This is just what I believe, that's all.

I asked not to argue, but to help me see something I don't.

The tri lingual thing can easily be put as, we as a couple have other passions besides ourselves. Mine is languages.

The cooking meals thing...
Yes, that will keep me loyal and coming back for more.
Not a great feast. But that means no fast food or take out for a year.
Its just something I value since I don't know the way restaurants cook or keep their food.
I myself can cook ..so should she. Especially if she wants my offspring. No cookies or chips in the house. No sodas...etc.

Not prying or biting her tongue when all her female friends want her to poke or pry when its just unnecessary.... Well...its just manners.
What I mean is...I have my own private life/relationship with my mom, brothers, friends, neighbors, milk man, barber. Etc...list goes on...and so does she.
I don't want a babysitter/ private detective.
If she loves me, she can trust me. Vice versa.


It's not like I said she has to run 5 miles a day, be a doctor, help the blind. Run for congress.
These are things I do daily weekly...in general, I find these hobbies and life principles are easy and rewarding.

 

[Dealler]

You should go see a doctor and get some pills, this is beyond ridiculous.