I work in a girls clothing store... I sell very 'provocitive' cloths. I was talking with a girl HB1 and her friend HB2, I had my hand lightly massaging HB1's inner thigh as we sat on a bench in the middle of the mall. We began chatting about letting go of inhibitions, being adventurous ect... and I was telling a story about a co-worker of mine going nuts [very funny story, btw]. And HB1 had put her hand over mine, leading me higher on her thigh as we chatted. My buddy Mike walks up after just getting an expresso [he is super hyper] and ketches the tail end of the story and goes on a huge monolog about the "slutty hores who'll do anything for ****, what a bunch of trashy scum" that shop in my work. It killed the mood, and HB1 got completly self concius and removed my hand from her thigh. Her friend, who was jealous the whole time just chimmed in with what mike was saying, "Oh I cant stand those skanky girls who'll jump in the sack with a guy after just meeting them." So after a double-team ****block HB1 stands up and closes off her body language, puts her cardigan back on, and excuses herself
OH, its not over! Not 30 minutes later we see a girl from school [very sexy, ass like you wouldn't believe!] HB3. We are talking, and she asks mike if he moved yet, and we chat about people looking @ his house to buy. I begin telling a story about me having sex in his driveway... which is a really entertaining story that invokes jealousy/envy without question in every woman I've told it to. Mike CUTS ME OFF and talks about CHURCH [how he got on the subject I do not know].
We got outside the mall and I ***** slapped him gave him a swift kick in the ass. He doesn't mean to **** me over with women, he's just not to bright.
Also, my mom is terrible. Back when I was 15 [last yr], I looked about 18. Hollister company just moved into my local mall, and I was chatting their new employees [all 18+]. Sitting on the couch with one on my lap my mother waltzes in. Now, she is 6ft tall, has an afro and is 220 lbs, not the woman to F with. She walks straight into the middle of the 'rest area' we are all chilling in and says:
"Now ladies, I know my son is devilishly handsom and charming, but he's 15"
WTF IS THAT?! They all got discusted looks and said they had to get back to work... gODDAMN IT!
The worst ****block ever:
My friend is a year younger than I, and his sister is 4 years older. She is one of the sexiest women I've ever met. She has a millionair boyfriend from long island, and has dated most of the renound/semifamous guys in buffalo. There has always been a little bit of playful antics between us. It would be a dream come true to get with this girl [for just about any man].
I was planning on going to a movie with my friend REG. I walk and and see K... she had not seen me in over a year, I'd grown 3 inches since she last saw me, lost 15 lbs of fat and gained 10 of muscle, I looked damn good. The first words out of her mouth? "Ohhh Anthony, your all grown up!" And suddenly she decided to go see the movie with us. The WHOLE night she was making sly comments/displaying positive b/l and ioi's. Walking to our seats in the theatre she stopped to check if her phone was off [complete bs, as she turne dit off 5 min before]... in doing so made sure she would be sitting next to me. As the lights dimmed she said "Anthony, you look good" and I replied "Awww K, thats what all my friend's sister's say <wink>" she didn't even bat an eye, just rolled with the punches and changed the subject. As we exchanged witty banter relating to the movie, PRATES OF THE CARIBIAN [great movie] we would turn to each other, often our faces would get 3 inches or so appeart as we wispered. And each time REG would lean over and tell us to shut up, or say something incredibly elimentary.
Then, as the movie ended K began telling me about how the movie was based on the ride @ Disney World, and I of course began running a make shift 'Discovery Channel Pattern' and she was getting quite excited/stimulated, I could see it in her eyes. We were standing up to leave, she was looking up at me [shes like 2 inches shorter than me, 5'8, how sexy is that?], and I was about to cut her off mid-sentence and kiss her and REG says "THAT RIDE SUCKED BALLS" completly ruined the mood...
WHAT A ****ING LOSER!
I gave him a dirty look, but I don' tthink he realized what he was doing. No worries, as we get in the car Kara and I decide to take REG drinking because he'd never done it before. Now, this girl is WILD when drunk [from the stories I've heard]... so I was about to go and drink with one of the sexiest women I've ever met, and she was really starting to feel me, getting a little sexual tention. We pull up to their house and Kara is going to go grab some $... what does REG say?
"K, what are you doing? You forgot to Drop Anthony off!"
AHHHHHHHHH <PULLING OUT HAIR>. What a ****! So she is driving me home, and I'm entirly dissapointed. I'm getting out of the car and I say "well, its been a blast" and K shifts her weight in her seat, completly focuses her body towards me [b/l, gotta love it] puts her hand on mine and says "yeah, it was great"
SON OF A ****ING *****... I wanna shoot REG just thinking about it. Where is she now? Back @ school... goddamn!