New Years Party (Calling ALL MDJs)

Rawone04

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This Friday I'm going to a New Years Party and there will be a 2 to 1 female to male ratio. There will be drinks,weed and extacy there. I don't really do any of that. but I am postive that I will f*ck some chick there. But I want to get the badest chick there. So I need to plan this out. I need all Master Don Juans to help me out. Do I make eye contact the whole night do i get drunk do i stay sober? What do I do?
 

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Talk to chicks? :confused:
 

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I find it works best, if you get really loaded before you go there.

Now if you want to get the hottest chick, what you do is scope the place out - find the area where to hotties are, then walk by as if you've just come from the restroom - but make sure your d#ck is hanging out of your pants.

That really impresses the ladies. It's a bold, bold statement.
 

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Stop going with so much intention and enjoy the night for what it is, New Year's.

I find the less you push, the easier things flow to you.

And I've known a fair amount of guys who got some great azz, just by enjoying the time, getting a good buzz, and be in the right place at the right time.

Since we have no clue WHO the chick is, or WHAT style of girl she is, few, if any, can become a Swami for 10 minutes and dump out a script on you.

Just put your game together.
Dress tight.
Smell right.
Have mints.
Have protection.
And plan your exit strategy (as in, where will you score).
If you get bombed to early, tail back so as not to get sick or too out of it you forget the rubber and have more than 1 new year's surprise.




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u know you're going to get a chick, but u have no idea what to do ? Strange.......

Just talk to the chix there. if they're all doped up on extasy, its not hard to bone her since they all get hornier anyway. Talk to her and see where it goes from there.
 

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Heh, if it wasn't all drugged out I'd be tempted to join you there. But it'll only make your chances with the ladies that much better. Wait until after midnight when everyone's had a chance to get good and doped up and just go for it.

BTW, if she's not conscious or intelligible, it can technically be considered "rape", so be careful. LOL
 

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No offence man, but people that hook up all the time, dont have plans before going out. What works for me, and this is just the way I am...wherever I go, I walk around like my **** dont stank(me and my friends call this MSDS). Any girls I talk to I am kind of ****y with and joke around alot. You pretty much just have to walk around like you couldnt care less about anybody there and you run ****. Dont come off like a competly vain, ****y ******* though....
 

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You don't NEED the help of MDJs...It's all in your head. I find that if you're detached, and disregard the outcome, have fun instead, you'll do way better than if you put pressure on yourself to score.
 

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Originally posted by Rawone04
Between MSDS and ****y and vain
Well, by vain I mean you act like you are some pretty boy prissy fagg thats more worried about his eyebrows than chicks. Other than that, there really is no difference....
 

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Originally posted by Jager_Boy
Well, by vain I mean you act like you are some pretty boy prissy fagg thats more worried about his eyebrows than chicks. Other than that, there really is no difference....
So do i speak to the badest chick thier or make eye contact approach her and talk to her or let her talk to me. You gotta understand that every other dude thier will be trying to get wit her i want to stand apart from them but still catch her attention.
 

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Chicks that are on E are so easy to nail..... Not that I've done it before or anything. :D

I'm from Maryland btw, but I'm already going to a few parties.

PS - dont go there with the attitude you have now, girls will sense you have an agenda. You cant let them know all you want is sex. Just chat up every girl you see and look for IOI's.
 

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I can't even go to the party anymore......
I'm about to be 19 and my mom is treatin me like i'm 16!

She told me i can't be out that late and i should spend new years at home or at church if we even go. I know she's somewhat right but should i sneak out and go its going to be the party of the year or (new year)?
 

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have fun, get drunk, get a girl and be sure that youre going to **** her....after youre sure, take an X and then **** her. you dont want to take the X before bc you would be overly emotional coming onto her. goodluck

edit... wait nevermind. if youre 19 you should be able to do what you want. or wait until new years with your family and then go out
 
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