Maybe "Mr know it all" can audition.
He's in San Diego, and he knows it all.
He's also a Marine, a Scholar, a future Lawyer and an all around he-man.
He also spends many of his posts trying to validate himself to a forum full of self-proclaimed virgins, all the while calling the same people he is trying to impress "Fags" so he is quite the interesting guy.
He also gets lots of dates by handing out his phone number, so he should be a shoo-in.
Since he constantly talks about how the forum is full of KJ's, and he's the real deal who's willing to back up his big talk, then he should audition.
I nominate you, Mr. Know It All, to audtion for this show, so everyone can see how cool you are.