Flabbergasped?
Master Don Juan
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- May 14, 2005
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A great way to have fun with b!tches. If you truly don't give a fvck, give it a whirl. Of course, c/f is still the standard for getting some, but don't be afraid of mixing it up. The key is to be as random as possible, but while maintaining a perfectly serious demeanor. It takes practice, but is so fun. Example:
Me: *calls her name*
Her: What?
Me: Come over here *i'm sitting on a bench at that point*
Her: What's up?
Me: *I tap the empty bench seat next to me*
Her: *sits down. if you're serious, the girl will do it*
Me: *activate kino, hand on shoulder, etc* I have something important to tell you. It hurts me to say it more than it hurts you to hear it.
Her: What's going on?
Me: I really don't want to say, but I have no choice. This is really important *sad face + good kino*
Her: Tell me what's wrong etc.
Me: Wel...humans need oxygen to breathe. I know, I know, it's painful to hear, but it's true
Her: 0.0
She wouldn't stop laughing.
Be as random as possible. It depends on the chick, of course: some b!tches will just look at you wierd, but that's usually if you don't pull it off wierd. I do this a lot to break the ice, or on girls I know very little.
It's use is up to you. Again, it's the serious face that makes this work. If not, you'll look like you're trying too hard, or you'll look dumb and artificial.
Me: *calls her name*
Her: What?
Me: Come over here *i'm sitting on a bench at that point*
Her: What's up?
Me: *I tap the empty bench seat next to me*
Her: *sits down. if you're serious, the girl will do it*
Me: *activate kino, hand on shoulder, etc* I have something important to tell you. It hurts me to say it more than it hurts you to hear it.
Her: What's going on?
Me: I really don't want to say, but I have no choice. This is really important *sad face + good kino*
Her: Tell me what's wrong etc.
Me: Wel...humans need oxygen to breathe. I know, I know, it's painful to hear, but it's true
Her: 0.0
She wouldn't stop laughing.
Be as random as possible. It depends on the chick, of course: some b!tches will just look at you wierd, but that's usually if you don't pull it off wierd. I do this a lot to break the ice, or on girls I know very little.
It's use is up to you. Again, it's the serious face that makes this work. If not, you'll look like you're trying too hard, or you'll look dumb and artificial.