New to the board..shocked and saddened by some of you

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I am a female and Ive been reading yalls threads and I must say yall have NO CLUE what it takes to pick up a woman. Some of these guys are either straight up lying or bagging some bottom of the barrel chicks. I am an exotic dancer so I work in an environment where the rules are switched and the man is the prey and women are the predator. I know how hard rejection is, especially when you see them choose someone else 5 minutes later. It makes me sad that you guys have such low self esteem that you have to scheme this hard to get a date or sex from a woman. IT IS NOT THAT HARD. I SWEAR. Feel free to ask me questions for a womans perspective on these things...

BTW For you mature men-pleassse stop lusting after us 20 somethings. You look and sound silly and naive "OMG this 21 year old wants to date me Im such a stud" Um no that 21 year old needs her rent paid you're such a sucker :rolleyes: . No matter how young your girlfriend is, YOU will not get younger. Your body is still breaking down on you every passing second. Worry about the things that matter NOW instead of chasing something that is gone..I say this all with tough love..
 

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I was just thinking to myself, "Gosh, I wonder what an exotic dancer would think of all this..."
 

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I'm pushing 40 and date mostly 20 somethings... I don't pay their rent, and I don't always pick up the tab. And they are totally into it;) I do look pretty young AND I'm in great shape.

There are some people on here with NO experience, and it can be confusing dealing with women. This site is great to get some input on the way women think. It's easy for women cause your the one being pursued! But hey, you'll find out how tough it is when you're past your prime....
 

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movistar said:
I'm pushing 40 and date mostly 20 somethings... I don't pay their rent, and I don't always pick up the tab. And they are totally into it;) I do look pretty young AND I'm in great shape.

There are some people on here with NO experience, and it can be confusing dealing with women. This site is great to get some input on the way women think. It's easy for women cause your the one being pursued! But hey, you'll find out how tough it is when you're past your prime....
Ditto.
 

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movistar said:
I'm pushing 40 and date mostly 20 somethings... I don't pay their rent, and I don't always pick up the tab. And they are totally into it;) I do look pretty young AND I'm in great shape.

There are some people on here with NO experience, and it can be confusing dealing with women. This site is great to get some input on the way women think. It's easy for women cause your the one being pursued! But hey, you'll find out how tough it is when you're past your prime....
Sweetie, please dont take this the wrong way but EVERY old person says "yeaaah you know Im 40 but people tell me I dont look a day over 35. Im in great shape and young at heart. Age aint nothin but a number" WRONG. Im not saying a 40 year old CANT get a 20 something, but you need to be asking yourself why a 20 something is after you. Its like finding a Gucci bag in TJ Maxx on sale for $20. Why is this valuable, highly sought after bag being sold short?

Any chick who dates old men is either a gold digger or nuttier than squirrel ****. Im talkin daddy issues, low self esteem, SOMETHING. Yes we want to "try out" an older man just for the experience but nothing serious. If you do meet that rare one, Best believe you are getting damaged goods..If thats your thing, then play on playa. As far as me understanding when I get past my prime that sounds like a highly emotional response. Maybe I will, but I promise you I will still be looking at these geezers with these tnederonis on their arms grinning like a kid on christmas and laugh just like I do now. Only difference is, I will no longer BE the tenderoni on the geezers arm

eta-I notice you said you're PUSHING 40. So this doesnt apply to you. 30 something isnt that "ewww" type of old. Its seasoned..
 

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Iceberg said:
I was just thinking to myself, "Gosh, I wonder what an exotic dancer would think of all this..."
Idk if you were being faceitious or not, but strippers get to see both sides of the game. We take on the role of the man when inside the club. We have to do the convincing and sweet talking to get a guys money. We deal with rejection, body issues, etc. Just like you guys.
 

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It's a pity that Im not in England anymore, british bookmakers bets on everything you can imagine.

In this case I would bet that this "other female" that joined the site and "knows best" will grant us less than a dozen of posts then disappear.

Anyway picture or you're a guy...exotic dancer ahah credit for the creativity.
 

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Strelok said:
It's a pity that Im not in England anymore, british bookmakers bets on everything you can imagine.

In this case I would bet that this "other female" that joined the site and "knows best" will grant us less than a dozen of posts then disappear.

Anyway picture or you're a guy...exotic dancer ahah credit for the creativity.
Nigga Im not about to post no damn pics I dont know what type of stalkers yall got on here. Im not that desperate to prove myself to yall. Im just trying to help. You can either take my advice or leave it...
 

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I have a question, exotic dancer:

How do you handle knowing that you have absolutely nothing to offer a man, or society in general?

I'm presuming the answer is 'coke.'
 

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49au said:
I have a question, exotic dancer:

How do you handle knowing that you have absolutely nothing to offer a man, or society in general?

I'm presuming the answer is 'coke.'
The same way you handle knowing you have nothing to offer a woman besides hard **** and bubblegum..#OVERCOMPENSATION! :rockon:
 

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movistar said:
I'm pushing 40 and date mostly 20 somethings... I don't pay their rent, and I don't always pick up the tab. And they are totally into it;) I do look pretty young AND I'm in great shape.

There are some people on here with NO experience, and it can be confusing dealing with women. This site is great to get some input on the way women think. It's easy for women cause your the one being pursued! But hey, you'll find out how tough it is when you're past your prime....
I hate disagreeing with people living the dream but I think she just wants you to die....you know, for your house, or car or whatever

And if you do keep messing around with her, you WILL die. I am not saying break it off, good 20 year old poonani is good, but know who you are dealing with brah. Also, gj dude.

OP, before I make my statement please answer a few questions (it will be important later)

First one: Do you, or do you not agree that women are emotional? (In other words: Are women emotional or not?)
 

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HoneyLove said:
The same way you handle knowing you have nothing to offer a woman besides hard **** and bubblegum..#OVERCOMPENSATION! :rockon:
Meh some of us men get lucky and we invent something. Or we start/end wars, we dont ask standards to be lowered etc. but you know, whatever.
 

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JohnnyStrabler said:
I hate disagreeing with people living the dream but I think she just wants you to die....you know, for your house, or car or whatever

And if you do keep messing around with her, you WILL die. I am not saying break it off, good 20 year old poonani is good, but know who you are dealing with brah. Also, gj dude.

OP, before I make my statement please answer a few questions (it will be important later)

First one: Do you, or do you not agree that women are emotional? (In other words: Are women emotional or not?)
I think PEOPLE are emotional. Women are just more vocal about theirs

ETA: Why can you only make 10 posts in a 14440 time frame? DUMB! Anyway to answer your question again, Yes women are emotional, I think men have just as many emotions as women but they dont display it because of ego. I dont know what is so hard to grasp about that. Anyone who isnt emotional is a sociopath.

e·mo·tion·al (-msh-nl)
adj.
1. Of or relating to emotion: an emotional illness; emotional crises.
2. Readily affected with or stirred by emotion: an emotional person who often weeps.
3. Arousing or intended to arouse the emotions: an emotional appeal.
4. Marked by or exhibiting emotion: an emotional farewell.

WhitePimp eat a ****. LMAO at someone on a message board about picking up women calling themselves a pimp
 

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HoneyLove said:
I think PEOPLE are emotional. Women are just more vocal about theirs
Thats 10 posts for the day. "She" has to shut up now, right?
 

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HoneyLove said:
I think PEOPLE are emotional. Women are just more vocal about theirs
emotional != capability of emotions

It simply means that emotions appeal to them more than anything else. It has nothing to do with being vocal or whatnot. http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/emotional

With that being said try again and this time, read the question; are women emotional or not?

Iceberg said:
Thats 10 posts for the day. "She" has to shut up now, right?
Its cool, I can wait until tomorrow for her to answer my questions. This should be good.

(Watch though, I am at a handicap since I have to make sense.)
 

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Would this be the equivalent of me going on to a "How to be Better Stripper/Wh0re" forum and starting sh!t that nobody cares about?
 

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WhitePimp said:
Would this be the equivalent of me going on to a "How to be Better Stripper/Wh0re" forum and starting sh!t that nobody cares about?
It would be the exact equivalent.

Except this "chick" is fake. You can tell the fake ones because they sign up, and IMMEDIATELY start posting attention-seeking threads.

They don't post in a few threads over the course of a week, get to know us, and then offer advice. They sign up, and immediately get to the "I'm an exotic dancer...blah blah blah" trolling sh*t.

But don't worry, they get bored of it early. After a week, the routine gets old, no one cares, and the troll stops getting attention
 

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HoneyLove said:
I think PEOPLE are emotional. Women are just more vocal about theirs

ETA: Why can you only make 10 posts in a 14440 time frame? DUMB! Anyway to answer your question again, Yes women are emotional, I think men have just as many emotions as women but they dont display it because of ego. I dont know what is so hard to grasp about that. Anyone who isnt emotional is a sociopath.

e·mo·tion·al (-msh-nl)
adj.
1. Of or relating to emotion: an emotional illness; emotional crises.
2. Readily affected with or stirred by emotion: an emotional person who often weeps.
3. Arousing or intended to arouse the emotions: an emotional appeal.
4. Marked by or exhibiting emotion: an emotional farewell.

WhitePimp eat a ****. LMAO at someone on a message board about picking up women calling themselves a pimp
Please cease on trying to put your own definition unless you can provide a link that is of a reliable source but for reference, reliability, continuity and convenience sake we shall use the link I provided. I was under the impression that you understood that you would answer the question based on the definition I have given, let me rephrase again; Based on the link I just gave you on the previous post, are women emotional or not?

((you dont have to answer this anytime soon, just when you can reply properly, oh and this time answer the question directly dont put icing on it e.g. "I think men have just as many emotions as women but they dont display it because of ego. I dont know what is so hard to grasp about that. Anyone who isnt emotional is a sociopath." to avoid the bull**** and we can get to the point earlier. And that was not the question ))
 

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HoneyLove said:
I am a female

bagging some bottom of the barrel chicks.


I am an exotic dancer

Strong contradictions...... LOL :kick: :moon:







PIMP
 

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Let me say that we can use the OP to give us advice let's suck the juice out of that *****. She seems like a intelligent girl to me. She seems cool, she'll fit in right in this forum, it'll make it even better, I'm telling you!

HoneyLove said:
Nigga Im not about to post no damn pics I dont know what type of stalkers yall got on here. Im not that desperate to prove myself to yall. Im just trying to help. You can either take my advice or leave it...
First of all calm down.

I am also interested in the question, are girls emotional or not? I think it is an EXCELLENT question. A clear answer would be good. I mean, I make this one girl nervous: Is that good or is it bad? My mind isn't capable of comprehending this phenomenon, can you lead me to the light "HoneyLove"? I am lost. :confused:
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Rule number 1: Never take relationship or pick up advice from a woman.
Lots of wisdom in that rule...

Edit: I sound sarcastic. I'll explain: that rule has wisdom, that is true. But it's misleading. It isn't that "black and white". Women can give great advice that, sadly, sometimes easily gets misinterpretated, which is the root of the problem!
 
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