New POF/OKC/Match message.

[HumbleNinja]

Just thought of a new message to send straight off the bat to chicks.

Wear that cute lil outfit for me this Friday night. (your real first name) =)

A lot are responding to it off the bat. (Chicks like the compliment right off the bat on the outfit they wore in their pics. You don't need to state which one specifically. Just pick a day you'd be able to meet a chick and put it for the day in your first message: Friday..etc.)

Second message:

(Reply to whatever they say along with the below)

Ok well I'm not on here much so give me your name and number and I'll text you mine in a few to set something up. =)

Numbers given. Profit!



Tip:

Any vacation spots you go to or have family in are good too. Always keep them in mind and hit chicks up there a week before you leave for some extra possible vacation poon.


Go for the FIRST message telling them to wear that outfit for you when you meet them. Go for number as quick as you can. three to four tops. Otherwise delete and move on. No time for chat buddies.


Tweaked intro message:

Do you like traveling too? If so, meet me this Friday and wear that cute lil outfit for me. You bring the looks..I'll bring the fun. lol. Give me your number and I'll text you mine in a few. =) ttys! (Your real first name)

You can tweak the message to any general like in their profiles. Match or OkCupid too.

 

[Vice]

Yup I can attest to this. HumbleNinja is piloting my POF profile and I'm seeing his work in real time. Too bad girls on POF in my area are ewwww

 

[HumbleNinja]

Yup I can attest to this. HumbleNinja is piloting my POF profile and I'm seeing his work in real time. Too bad girls on POF in my area are ewwww

Match does have much better looking chicks as well as better "quality" than POF.

So far Vice in two days has three pages of different chicks though if it's not in a major city most on POF are "meh". Even in major cities any hot ones are nut jobs.

If you had FB I'd say tinder but I've heard a lot of fakes on there too.

And match is pay..

OkCupid maybe in your area...Then again OkCupid in a non major city probably svcks azz too.

Use the site for the hell of it. You may find one or a few hot chicks eventually. For now it kindof blows for looks in your area. hahaha

 

[BeDJ]

OKC>POF>Match

(Sorted by sex potential)

 

[GS750]

Good tip. Have to try this out.

 

[BeDJ]

This opener brought me a lot of dates:

Congratulations! This message entitles you to a scintillating conversation, uncontrollable laughter and (1) free drink. Respond now as this offer is only good for a limited time.

Keep up the good work you adorable, heavenly blessed lil cutie!

Ciao and I hope you have a great night =)

 

[HumbleNinja]

Good tip. Have to try this out.

Make sure you've got your absolute best pics up and a brief profile. Something mysterious.

First message spam a few (in case it works too good don't want to get overload) Wear that cute lil outfit for me this Friday night. (your real first name) =)

Use the smiley. chicks like that cht.

When they respond. (It's going to be off how good your pics are and if your profile is mysterious and funny to chicks. NO NEGATIVITY even if it's funny to you or other dudes. Chicks are extremely insecure online and get abused by frustrated dudes constantly so they have their guards up against any negativity.)

"funny/sarcastic sense of humor" to chicks online = Damn he's hot in his pics. Not actual jokes.

Respond to whatever they say along with in the same message:

lol. Cool. I'm not on here much and not looking to waste anyone's time. Give me your number and I'll text you mine in a few to set something up. =)


and leave it at that. TWO messages. No time to waste playing email ping pong or with possible fakes.

Soon as they give you their number..text yours and make quick small talk and setting something up.

After talking a bit....Have a DAMN good pic of yourself or a few in your phone. Ask them to send you a pic of themselves for your phones "picture caller id". They always send unless they are hiding something. Then send one of you back..Sometimes they'll start sending more "risque" to full on n00ds. Don't ask for them though as they're more likely to flake. Even if they do don't go overboard and change subjects and set up a meet.

Do it with like five chicks a week spam and get five numbers. So you don't run out of chicks in your area to spam later on or you have too many good looking chicks and lose a few due to speaking/texting with too many at the same time or week.

If a lot think youre looking good in your pics and you get too many it does get a bit hectic trying to remember sht to text or what you talked about.

Try for the five best looking you can find then go on..Depends on your location. Big cities are best or any near you if not in one.

Again hit up a vacation area or area you visit a lot for family etc. to meet some sloots there. Spam them out a week before leaving and even when you're there in case of any flakes.

 

[HumbleNinja]

Yup I can attest to this. HumbleNinja is piloting my POF profile and I'm seeing his work in real time. Too bad girls on POF in my area are ewwww

Vice,

Or anyone who bothers using POF at this point.

If you go on vacation or to visit a different location.

Do not tell them you will be visiting their area till after you get their numbers.

1) Change your location to theirs (or larger city near you)

2) Spam opener. "Let's skip our first meet and get just get married in Vegas. Make sure you wear that cute lil outfit for me this Friday =) (your real first name)"

3) Get their number A.S.AP

4) Then when texting/talking tell them you'll be in their area whatever date. This way you've got their number already and don't lose any that may be hot due to you mentioning you aren't in their area but will be visiting. Wait to tell them after you get their numbers.



Two days on Vice has over three pages of replies, several meet me's, and six chicks numbers. (Chicks in his area are meh though..)

 

[Yewki]

This opener brought me a lot of dates:

Congratulations! This message entitles you to a scintillating conversation, uncontrollable laughter and (1) free drink. Respond now as this offer is only good for a limited time.

Keep up the good work you adorable, heavenly blessed lil cutie!

Ciao and I hope you have a great night =)

As much as that may work, I also threw up a little in my mouth reading it

 

[SamTheHobit]

As much as that may work, I also threw up a little in my mouth reading it

You're not alone

 

[HumbleNinja]

As much as that may work, I also threw up a little in my mouth reading it

It's about your pics number 1.

And not about being "guy" funny. It's about what chicks will think is "cute and or funny".

The better you look and the more chick friendly the message is the more replies and numbers you get. True story.

Unless you just want to impress dudes on the misc with "epic funny to dudes" type messages and have no plans of meeting anyone for whatever reason.

Chicks have extremely fragile egos online. Any negativity or sht that they take you are making fun of them? It's a wrap.

So as "lame" to dudes some of the messages may seem. To chicks especially if you look good. They like them.

 

[marmel75]

It's about your pics number 1.

And not about being "guy" funny. It's about what chicks will think is "cute and or funny".

The better you look and the more chick friendly the message is the more replies and numbers you get. True story.

Unless you just want to impress dudes on the misc with "epic funny to dudes" type messages and have no plans of meeting anyone for whatever reason.

Chicks have extremely fragile egos online. Any negativity or sht that they take you are making fun of them? It's a wrap.

So as "lame" to dudes some of the messages may seem. To chicks especially if you look good. They like them.

I agree, pics are the most important thing. You have a ton more leeway with your messaging if they think you look good. Ninja's messaging techniques are a lay machine...

And they can think whatever they want to think about me, but they'll find out the truth when I pin them against the wall in the corner, pull their head back by their hair, and buckle their knees...

Lmao...

 

[rascal99v]

Openers and getting numbers really don't mean anything unless you end up banging the chick. What looks good on a computer might not look good to them in person. As long as the chick likes what she sees, you can basically say anything without insulting them and get the same results. Then again, POF is full of fat and ugly divorced chicks so why put in the effort to try to hook up with a bunch of rejects? :crazy:

 

[HumbleNinja]

Openers and getting numbers really don't mean anything unless you end up banging the chick. What looks good on a computer might not look good to them in person. As long as the chick likes what she sees, you can basically say anything without insulting them and get the same results. Then again, POF is full of fat and ugly divorced chicks so why put in the effort to try to hook up with a bunch of rejects? :crazy:

True but you ain't getting any bleating about it on an all male message board.

Back in your box gimp!

 

[marmel75]

Openers and getting numbers really don't mean anything unless you end up banging the chick. What looks good on a computer might not look good to them in person. As long as the chick likes what she sees, you can basically say anything without insulting them and get the same results. Then again, POF is full of fat and ugly divorced chicks so why put in the effort to try to hook up with a bunch of rejects? :crazy:

Gotta screen them better...I have only gotten burnt once, and it was before I learned how to screen them...I make them send me pics "right now" to make sure they look the same, I look for inconsistencies in their pics if they have multiple pics, especially in the face... always assume the pic where they have the chubbiest face or body is their latest pic, so if I don't what I see there I don't even bother messaging them...

And I'm not looking to wife these ho's, I'm looking to f*ck the life out of them and make their knees buckle