Never hit a woman........unless..!!!

[The Edge]

Originally posted by VeryBadGirl
Women with real class have no problem getting down and dirty in the bedroom. At least not those I have met, myself included.

Yeah right!! ...... Whatever you say VBG..??

You know what.... I have always wanted to say this, but I didn't want to hurt your widdle feewings...
But now that I know you can handle the shytt, here goes:

You are a freakynn square......

You need to let your hair down, polish your cooch with some guy at your job, (yep VBG...cheat on your boyfriend.. )and go to a random porn store and flash the wierd guy at the register for some free dildo's.....

Maybe a more carefree attitude will enable you to live on The Edge a little, no pun intended....I say this with all good intentions believe it or not...

And maybe this will relieve the boring mondrone of all your fukkyn posts..(i.e. Be good, be classy, don't be evil, love mankind, and pat Buddah on his gut for good luck...etc...)

The Edge ' Some have it, and some don't '

 

[VeryBadGirl]

Edge, I think you have the wrong impression of me.

And don't worry, you won't hurt my feelings, I can take it!

Yes, I like to be honest and nice and good. Sorry, but I don't like cheating or lying or being mean to people. Call me crazy but living this way makes me happy.

And yes, I might be kind of a nerd because I do like to read.

But, that doesn't mean I don't ever "let my hair down." Have you read my posts about MJ and E? Have you read my posts about my love of anal sex? Have you read the posts where tons of guys on this board call me a slut because I have slept with guys I didn't love? Have you read about my love of porn and my great collection? That my favorite past time is to drink beer with my buddies? Have you heard about the fact that I've also had sex with women?

Perhaps you arrived here a bit late for most of those posts, but my name isn't VeryBadGirl for nothing.

You can be a good person and still have a crapload of fun!

 

[InLawsHateMe]

Originally posted by VeryBadGirl
Have you read my posts about my love of anal sex? Have you read the posts where tons of guys on this board call me a slut because I have slept with guys I didn't love? Have you read about my love of porn and my great collection? That my favorite past time is to drink beer with my buddies? Have you heard about the fact that I've also had sex with women?

omg I'm so in love with you VBG....


Forget wasting your time trying to talk to Edge.... I have never met anyone on here so.... what's the word I'm looking for here? ....useless... yea, that sounds right. That's just my honest opinion. Then again, I'm the type of person that can take something negative, and learn something from it. What I've learned from reading Edge's posts is... if you just act on .02 common sense, you will be ok.

Now, this love you have for anal sex.... that's interesting, really... lets talk about it more over dinner, whatta ya say? Pick you up around 7'ish? 8)

 

[jakethasnake]

Suddenly, it reeks of rejection in here. LOL. We'll see what happens.

 

[The Edge]

Originally posted by InLawsHateMe
omg I'm so in love with you VBG....Forget wasting your time trying to talk to Edge.... I have never met anyone on here so.... what's the word I'm looking for here? ....useless...

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!! I needed that..

Yeah VBG, take him up on the offer.. He's just the kinda guy you would get along with..

A flaming desparate iddyott, salivating over some person, who claims she is a woman, and has no idea just how frumpy you look like..Dude get a fukkyn grip, she could be an fukkyn Oprah look - a-like and clone..(You know, with her constant talk about relationships and shytt..)

With that being said Inlaw, since she's already tied a fukkyn noose around your bulbous nose, good luck you fukkyn pu$$y whipped pissant ...

The Edge ' Some have it, and some don't '

 

[FlyGuy]

Unfortunately the "low-class" women I've run into don't advertise the fact that they are psycho b!tches until the sh!t hits the fan. Sometimes you can tell ahead of time, but not always. Obviously there are better women out there.

 

[InLawsHateMe]

Originally posted by jakethasnake
Suddenly, it reeks of rejection in here. LOL. We'll see what happens.

Jake, this is an A - B conversation... C your way out of it. ..

How that's for rejection my man?!?!? LOL!!

 

[Bud Fox]

But, that doesn't mean I don't ever "let my hair down." Have you read my posts about MJ and E? Have you read my posts about my love of anal sex? Have you read the posts where tons of guys on this board call me a slut because I have slept with guys I didn't love? Have you read about my love of porn and my great collection? That my favorite past time is to drink beer with my buddies? Have you heard about the fact that I've also had sex with women?

Perhaps you arrived here a bit late for most of those posts, but my name isn't VeryBadGirl for nothing.

You can be a good person and still have a crapload of fun! [/B][/QUOTE]


Does anyone else find it annoying when you get some goody two shoe girl (takes work/homework too seriously, preaches constantly, is BOOOORRRINNNG as hell to be with) who thinks they can redeem all of those qualities just by being wild in the bedroom? I just find it that some women can only seem to express themselves sexually because they lack the imagination to bring any sort of creativity into conversation, human interaction, etc. So VBG I don't really think that you have the ability to be a complete WH**RE at times is necessarily anything to be so proud of.

 

[InLawsHateMe]

Originally posted by The Edge
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!! I needed that..

Yeah VBG, take him up on the offer.. He's just the kinda guy you would get along with..

A flaming desparate iddyott, salivating over some person, who claims she is a woman, and has no idea just how frumpy you look like..Dude get a fukkyn grip, she could be an fukkyn Oprah look - a-like and clone..(You know, with her constant talk about relationships and shytt..)

With that being said Inlaw, since she's already tied a fukkyn noose around your bulbous nose, good luck you fukkyn pu$$y whipped pissant ...

The Edge ' Some have it, and some don't '

Hey Edge, get the F*CK off my air! ... you see I'm working on VBG here, scram dude... this thread is no longer about you and how you can beat up chics. It's all about ME, and how I'm trying to get wit VBG. So unless you keep your drink spilling, hoe beating, d*ck stroking hands, off the keyboard, I must ask you to leave.

Now..... where's VBG? I don't care if she looks like yo momma Edge, she likes anal. 8)

 

[InLawsHateMe]

Originally posted by Bud Fox
But, that doesn't mean I don't ever "let my hair down." Have you read my posts about MJ and E? Have you read my posts about my love of anal sex? Have you read the posts where tons of guys on this board call me a slut because I have slept with guys I didn't love? Have you read about my love of porn and my great collection? That my favorite past time is to drink beer with my buddies? Have you heard about the fact that I've also had sex with women?

Perhaps you arrived here a bit late for most of those posts, but my name isn't VeryBadGirl for nothing.

You can be a good person and still have a crapload of fun!

Does anyone else find it annoying when you get some goody two shoe girl (takes work/homework too seriously, preaches constantly, is BOOOORRRINNNG as hell to be with) who thinks they can redeem all of those qualities just by being wild in the bedroom? I just find it that some women can only seem to express themselves sexually because they lack the imagination to bring any sort of creativity into conversation, human interaction, etc. So VBG I don't really think that you have the ability to be a complete WH**RE at times is necessarily anything to be so proud of. [/B][/QUOTE]

LOL!!!! ....what is this Homo's against VBG Day? What's wrong Bud, don't like women or something? Sheesh, can't she speak her mind without being flamed? Stop kissing Edge's ass for Christ sakes man.

 

[Bud Fox]

Well aren't you a knight in shining armour....... how impressive. And I like women just fine. Let's remember who the one with the ass fetish is here.............

 

[VeryBadGirl]

"Does anyone else find it annoying when you get some goody two shoe girl (takes work/homework too seriously, preaches constantly, is BOOOORRRINNNG as hell to be with) who thinks they can redeem all of those qualities just by being wild in the bedroom? I just find it that some women can only seem to express themselves sexually because they lack the imagination to bring any sort of creativity into conversation, human interaction, etc. So VBG I don't really think that you have the ability to be a complete WH**RE at times is necessarily anything to be so proud of."

Personally, I don't think liking porn or liking anal sex makes you a ***** - but hey, that is just me. I understand that some people think differently.

It is really funny, though, that people think I am a goody two shoes. I never really thought that is what people thought of me on this board. Very interesting. I guess that can easily happen when a board is only focused on one thing.

I don't think I am a goody two shoes, and if you described me as that to anyone who knows me, they would probably double over in laughter, but what they heck? It doesn't really matter.

Yes, I like my job and I do work hard because I like what I do. But clearly, since I also slack off quite a lot to post on this message board I can't take it all that seriously.

And yes, when I was younger, I did work hard in school. But I also worked hard at having fun. Balance is a good thing to have, I feel.

I guess my life might be boring to some people. I mostly hang out with my friends at bars, play pool, smoke some MJ, go out to dinner, go camping, go hiking, go to the movies, read, have sex, work, go to a museum, take a bike ride, go clubbing, go to the gym, sleep, etc. I'm sure there are some people that live much more exciting lives than I do. But, I am happy, so who the heck cares?

I'm sorry you guys feel I preach to you. Can I help it if I like to encourage other people to be respectful and honest? This board has such a good mission - to help guys gain self-respect - that I would hate to see those guys turn into bitter or disrespectful people.

 

[InLawsHateMe]

Originally posted by Bud Fox
Well aren't you a knight in shining armour....... how impressive. And I like women just fine. Let's remember who the one with the ass fetish is here.............

So you're a lisbo?

No guy I know would EVER have a problem with VBG's last post, NO RED BLOODED MALE!!!!....

as far as the ass fetish goes......

I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny (Unless you are Bud, or Edge of course)
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waste
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung
Wanna pull up front
Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh, baby I wanna get with ya
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But with that butt you got
Me so horney
Ooh, all of that smooth skin
You say you wanna get in my benz
Well use me use me cuz you aint that average groupy
I've seen them dancin'
The hell with romancin'
Sweat, sweat, got it goin like a turbo vette
I'm tired of magazines
Saying flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and him that
She gotta pack much back
Fellas (yeah) Fellas(yeah)
Has your girlfriend got the butt (hell yeah)
Well shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake that healthy butt
Baby got back
(LA face with Oakland booty)
I like'em round and big
And when I'm throwin a gig
I just can't help myself
I'm actin like an animal
Now here's my scandal
I wanna get you home
And --, double up -- --
I aint talkin bout playboy
Cuz silicone parts were made for toys
I wannem real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mixalot's in trouble
Beggin for a piece of that bubble
So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Watchin' these bimbos walkin like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul sistas
I wanna get with ya
I won't cus or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna --
Til the break of dawn
I got it goin on
Alot of pimps won't like this song
Cuz them punks lie to hit it and quit it
But I'd rather stay and play
Cuz I'm long and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on
So ladies (yeah), Ladies (yeah)
If you wanna role in my Mercedes (yeah)
Then turn around
Stick it out
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got back
(LA face with the Oakland booty)
Yeah baby
When it comes to females
Cosmo and got nothin to do with my selection
36-24-36
Only if she's 5'3"
So your girlfriend throws a Honda
Playin workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda and got motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don't want none unless you've got buns hon
You can do side bends or sit-ups, but please don't lose that butt
Some brothers wanna play that hard role
And tell you that the butt and gold
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So cosmo says you're fat
Well I aint down with that
Cuz your waste is small and your curves are kickin
And I'm thinkin bout stickin
To the beanpole dames in the magazines
You aint it miss thing
Give me a sista I can't resist her
Red beans and rice didn't miss her
Some knucklehead tried to dis
Cuz his girls were on my list
He had game but he chose to hit 'em
And pulled up quick to get with 'em
So ladies if the butt is round
And you wanna triple X throw down
Dial 1-900-mixalot and kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got back

 

[Bud Fox]

Erm, I am a bit annoyed with other people at the moment..... so those things I said were not REALLY directed at you VBG. Apologies for taking out my frustration on Board members- probably should phone that f**king GF of mine.

Yours unstably,

Bud

 

[InLawsHateMe]

This board has such a good mission - to help guys gain self-respect - that I would hate to see those guys turn into bitter or disrespectful people. [/B]

I hear ya VBG....Edge.. well.... he likes to beat up chics, instead of loving em.

 

[Bud Fox]

You can be a red blooded male and enjoy all the things VBG mentioned without necessarily liking it when women boast about it to other guys. THAT is what I have a problem with.

I can see why the InLawsHateYou. Its obviously 'cos they realise they have given away their daughter to a pr**k.

 

[VeryBadGirl]

I don't normally boast about it. I just had to defend my name.... or I might as well change it to VeryGoodGirl. Which I guess might make sense too.... But I do like being bad sometimes.

No offense taken to any of the above posts - we all have our opinions.

As far as InLaws love for me, that will have to remain unrequited. I'm sure there are lots of nice girls who like anal sex out there. Go forth and find them! Oh, and don't tell them you love them until you know they really are good people. I wouldn't want to you accidently end up with a real b*tch who likes anal sex.

 

[InLawsHateMe]

Originally posted by Bud Fox
You can be a red blooded male and enjoy all the things VBG mentioned without necessarily liking it when women boast about it to other guys. THAT is what I have a problem with.

I can see why the InLawsHateYou. Its obviously 'cos they realise they have given away their daughter to a pr**k.

Boast?! VBG is boasting? Man.... just go away, and relax yourself.. it's obvious you've had a long day. Call that gf of yours and give her some of that wonderful personality that you brought here today.... I'm sure she likes you a lot.... better yet, give me her number and I'll call her.... I've had a good day, and even if my day sucked, I wouldn't take it out on her. See, there's a difference between you and I Bud... I like women.

BTW.. good comeback with the InLaws comment... what are you, her Dad or something? LOL!!! ...rest assure, they ALL love me Bud. .....To know me, is to love me.... you catch my drift Bud? Can you grasp what I am saying here?

 

[InLawsHateMe]

Originally posted by VeryBadGirl
I don't normally boast about it. I just had to defend my name.... or I might as well change it to VeryGoodGirl. Which I guess might make sense too.... But I do like being bad sometimes.

No offense taken to any of the above posts - we all have our opinions.

As far as InLaws love for me, that will have to remain unrequited. I'm sure there are lots of nice girls who like anal sex out there. Go forth and find them! Oh, and don't tell them you love them until you know they really are good people. I wouldn't want to you accidently end up with a real b*tch who likes anal sex.

I don't think anyone really gives a sh*t whether or not I TRULY love you VBG... but I do like you, for your honesty, and I don't care how much you want to try to help us, you're still a bad girl in my eyes.


...and bad girls needs to be spanked.. and you've been naughty. 8)



You know I'm only kidding wit you VBG.

 

[Bud Fox]

BTW.. good comeback with the InLaws comment... what are you, her Dad or something? LOL!!! ...rest assure, they ALL love me Bud. .....To know me, is to love me.... you catch my drift Bud? Can you grasp what I am saying here? [/B][/QUOTE]


Well it.... sounds like you are coming on to me. Sorry I don't do that sh*t you fag so like, look elsewhere. You can call my GF if you want. Listening to your whiny little bytch, 'I LOOOOVVVVE all women' little voice, I am sure she will be all the more appreciative of what she has got.