needs immediate attention!! pls reply ASAP!!

[Lost]

omg. first of all. i am officially the laughing stock of the dj forums and i know ur gonna laugh ur ass off so pls i need REAL ADVICE QUICK.

ok i did something really stupid and embarassing.. i was trimming my pubic hairs and i accidently got a cut on my testicles.. i was in the middle of cutting and i felt a sharp thing so i stopped and thers a red spot on my testacles..wtf do i do now? am i fuct for life or something? PLEASE GIVE SERIOUS ANSWERS I AM NOT JOKING

 

[TheSplat]

How bad is it? If it's just a scratch (Which it probably is, unless you're using a strait-edge) then don't worry. Just a small piece of tissue on it, just like you would your face. Nothing to worry about.

 

[misunderstood??]

I doubt you're fuct for life, it'll probably get better, as for like what to do to the cut to speed healing or whatever I don't know and don't feel like giving uneducated advice. I'll send this to the health and fitness forum for you though.

 

[Nitrix]

hahah sorry that just made my day, that must of suckd cuttin it lol, umm you should try putting some kind of uhh lotion on it to sooth it. Mayb some hand cream or like neosporin or somthin. lol try using one of those

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[Lost]

any other ideas?

 

[Egyptian dude 1]

Yeah, hers's some advice, try to trim your pubic hair under supervision lol

dont worry about it though, just as long as no sperm is coming out of the cut you should be fine lol

 

[~Tha Don~]

uh-oh, im afraid there is no hope for you, u have approxamatley 7 hours to live!

your going to die!!!!

lol

 

[BallZ of SteeL]

Im sorry to tell you but cutting your testicles will lead to an extreme case of testicle varices , and if your lucky enough your balls wont shrink and you will be unable to produce sperm when you grow up..dont lose hope though, medicine progresses every day and im sure there will be a cure to your case..



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[BallZ of SteeL]

(oops..sorry for the double post)



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[Lost]

notice i said i am serious and want advice.. the jokes seriously arent funny >:/

 

[machoguy123]

this IS something to worry about..this can lead to a testicle infection, and can result in you having to get rid of one or both of your testes. however, this is not a problem anymore because there are testosterone patches that doctors give u that go right on ur sack.

 

[Gaming111]

I did that awhile ago too.. it heals. Chill. If they turn green or something, see a doctor. Otherwise, you should be fine.

 

[BallZ of SteeL]

uh, sorry i thought you meant that you just cut your sack with the blade..if it atually hit your testicle then you should go see a doc ASAP..better safe than sorry

 

[Aiken_Drum]

Holy crap, I´m grabing mine right now. Ahhh, the pain!!!!
That must be bad.
Lost, if you would have pierced a ball, you´ll be crying on the floor, so as long as it isn´t a deep cut, you´ll be fine, put some alcohol on the wound.

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[Lost]

no i mean it cut the skin where ur testicles r.. like i guess your sac is a better word..? anyways its about a fingernail size long but its not very deep i dont think.

all i did was put water on it and at the end of the day i put lotion

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[Jester]

LOL infected nutsaq

 

[wheelin&dealin]

Originally posted by Lost:
am i fuct for life or something?

Yes, you're fucted for life but it has nothing to do with this trimming incident.

 

[dip]

bump

so how did things turn out?

 

[Lost]

dip would you stop replying to all my old posts.. jeeze. it was ok the first time but its getting old. mods please delete this

 

[oakraiderz2]

AHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA....dip youre crackin me up!!!

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