Need some quick house tips - girl coming by

[Sparky]

If you're planning on spinning a lot more plates, you could get one of those pay machines and put it on the wall in the bathroom.

Getting the ladies and making a profit out of it at the same time. I like it!

 

[slickaz]

Some of the responses here are jokes right?
I mean pads? Candles? Tooth brush? On a first home visit?

The most important tips are not really tips, they should be a NORM already for any man.

Neat lounge
Clean couch
Healthy snack:drink options
Tidy the fridge(if you're going to let her have access to your fridge)
Clean bedroom floor
Clean and neatly laid bed covers.
Clean bathroom floor AND SINK area.

That's it.

Just remember, girls KNOW when you try too hard.
The candles, toothbrush and pads etc?you're not a hotel chain..it's abnormal.

 

[Desdinova]

Just remember, girls KNOW when you try too hard.
The candles, toothbrush and pads etc?you're not a hotel chain..it's abnormal.

Again, I never keep that 5hit out for her to see. It's tucked away in a drawer in the bathroom.

 

[Scaramouche]

Dear All,
This thread is funnier than anything on Television.