Need some pick up lines

[WC2]

I dont think you guys are grasping the concept behind this opener.
I'm not using the lines to try to pick them up.
Im using direct game.
Pick-up lines by themselves dont work, I agree. But my intentions is not use them by themselves.
I've actually mass tested this on facebook yesterday and today and I've gotten many positive responses from hb9s and 8s.

I'm not crazy to just say "hey I lost my library card, mind if I check you out?" and leave it at that. That would be ridiculous.
This is why I'm adding the part "Im totally kidding".
The message is yeah I know that was cheesy, but I just want to see if you have a sense of humor.

Put this in your pipe a smoke it..

If you're using direct game then just ask the girl what her name is.

Facebook isn't a legitimate way to pickup women. Remember, women love facebook posts so they tend to reply favorably to anyone who writes to them. Try real life.

"I'm totally kidding" aka I don't really have the balls to really MEAN what I just said to you, so I'll play it off like I really didn't mean it. Oh hey, by the way my name is bobo the clown. Get real. You can either be the entertainer or you can be the one who's getting entertained. It's your choice.

Look, I know where you're coming from. You want to say outrageous things to women and see their reaction. But the problem is you want to back out. I'm a huge advocate of saying ridiculous things to women. Hell, I'll go up to a woman and tell her that her tits are sagging so much that she needs to drink more milk. But I don't shy away. I'll continue to to tell her how her face makes me love dessert, as she's got it caked on like KY jelly on a 13 year old girl.

I love to pull outrageous lines on women. But I live up to them. What you're ultimately telling me is that you want to give your opener and shy away. Be a man, stick with your gut. If anything you'll get a slap in the face. And in all honesty, that's better than a chuckle-- especially when women are chuckling not with you, but at you.

 

[brian123]

I think all of the lines are so cheesy that there is no way they could be construed as an ultra serious attempt to get with the girl.

I've had good luck by first introducing myself and talking with the girl for a min or two then asking "So whats the worst pickup line you've ever heard?" And then using one. If she laughs, she has a good sense of humor and is interested. If she doesn't she obviously isnt worth my time. I use it to screen.

 

[r0cky]

Ok there seems to be a lot of problems with "totally kidding". By saying that phrase Im not shying away from the statement, I'm making it obvious that I'm being lame on purpose, then I show her that we both have value.
But due to popular demand I'm going to leave out the "totally kidding" part and replace it with a wink.

 

[guywhoneedshelp]

I want some cheesy pick up lines to use as part of my openers.
This is how I plan on using them:
I give strong eye contact with smile then say "Ok um. Did it hurt..... when you fell from heaven?" or some other line. This is just an ice breaker, then I'll go directly into "Im totally kidding I just thought you were really cute and I wanted to meet you".

Its worth trying out.

I know you'll love the video I made when I was just a wee lad...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSSag0HAdOQ

Hope this helps Omar!

 

[daygameguy]

I know you'll love the video I made when I was just a wee lad...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSSag0HAdOQ

Hope this helps Omar!

@ 3.37 you had the 3 set hooked. But you didnt have skills to do anything after that.

I think ballsy pickup lines are better than the wussy ones.. both of which hardly work but you can try them for shi1s and giggles.

 

[r0cky]

Holly s.hit thats you dude?
I saw those vids years ago, they're actualy amusing.
You're famous!

 

[guywhoneedshelp]

Holly s.hit thats you dude?
I saw those vids years ago, they're actualy amusing.
You're famous!

Haha absolutely. That's me in my finest hours.

 

[terpguy82]

Do you have a library card?
CAUSE I WANNA CHECK YOU OUT

 

[jafyk]

I do like that polar bear line. What is "GHB"?

 

[Insurreto]

Here's a variation on your cheesy/direct opener I use:
"Where is X bar/club?"
Blablablabla
"Cool, but you know what?
I already knew that..."

And then something along the lines "I just thought you're really hot so I wanted to speak to you"


Make it better, I'm Swedish and it's i bit hard make it sound good in English, especially since I haven't said/tried it in English. Give it a try, it's great!