DO NOT ENTER my butt
Don Juan
There is this this girl in my Spanish class whom is drop-dead HOT. I know she has an interest level in me because since week one (week four now) of school I have caught her multiple times each day quickly staring in my direction, only to quickly turn around when I turned to my left to look at her. However, she could have been staring at the "ladies men" who sit next to me (otherwise I would have made a move much sooner b/c I thought she was staring at the other guys). On Friday she gave me a MAJOR signal that told me she IS, in fact, interested in ME. This is where I am stuck. I want to strike up a brief, two minute conversation with her before class on Monday (darn the long wait of these 2 days; she also has my lunch hour which could get me more time if one of you has something that'll be a little longer). What should I say? I know the body language I will use to get her thinking about me, but that won't do much if I SAY something that won't leave a comedic and/or long lasting impression. I already have something planned if nothing better comes along:
Me: *approach from behind while she is seated in her desk, place my hand on her shoulder while kneeling down next to her*
Her: *looks surprised/confused because I am brash enough to get that close to her without knowing her that well*
Me: *make eye contact and smile* "Hey, smell these different colognes I have, will ya? *pull out one, spray it on my hand/arm so hopefully she grabs it and pulls it to her nose or I spray it and I move my hand/arm to her nose, I smile and await her response*
Her: (makes some sorta comment on the cologne)
Me: "Hmm, what about this one?" *does the exact same thing with the first cologne but with other hand/arm, smile and ask which one she thinks is better*
Her: (don't really care as long as she doesn't blow me off)
Do you guys have anything better? I, personally, want to make her laugh and/or say something brash yet funny and/or leave a long lasting impression that will make her think about me in her dreams. BTW, thanks for reading this long post.
Me: *approach from behind while she is seated in her desk, place my hand on her shoulder while kneeling down next to her*
Her: *looks surprised/confused because I am brash enough to get that close to her without knowing her that well*
Me: *make eye contact and smile* "Hey, smell these different colognes I have, will ya? *pull out one, spray it on my hand/arm so hopefully she grabs it and pulls it to her nose or I spray it and I move my hand/arm to her nose, I smile and await her response*
Her: (makes some sorta comment on the cologne)
Me: "Hmm, what about this one?" *does the exact same thing with the first cologne but with other hand/arm, smile and ask which one she thinks is better*
Her: (don't really care as long as she doesn't blow me off)
Do you guys have anything better? I, personally, want to make her laugh and/or say something brash yet funny and/or leave a long lasting impression that will make her think about me in her dreams. BTW, thanks for reading this long post.