NEED ADIVE! - Highschool

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hey i just joined, k im 16 in highschool im in the popular group , most of the hot chicks i hang around with think im really good looking to, im the star of our b=ball team aswell, but the problem is none of the girls think of me as a guy to go out , im not vary funny and need some help on that to, im just wandering what i can do with the stuff i have to work with , and actaully get some of the hotties (my freinds). I could date the 6, 7,s but i want the 8, 9s . And also lots of the girls that i want, tend to want to date the older guys and just be freinds with us, how can i show them im just as good as thoughs guys. - I also need some help on the humor part 2, i can keep a good convo goin but thats it.
thanks a lot
try to help if u have enough time EH lol jk
 

Sammo

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Hey buddy, ill try help you out here.

Well seeing how you said they are your friends, then im guessing that at the moment, it isnt very likely that they will want to date you. It is not hopeless however, what you need to do is forget about those hot friends of yours, they are useless to you, except for social proof.

From now on what i want you to do is improve yourself, girls arent important any more, you are the most important person in your life and you have to ensure that you become the best person you can possibly be.

I strongly suggest you read the bible if you havent all ready, the new bible is an incredible compilation of writing (mad props to Matrix for putting it all together) that will change your life if you apply the things talked about.

Once your life has become healthy and you are on a steady self improvement rate then it is safe (and healthy) to start thinking about girls again, 7-8's are good, start with them and get some experience with girls. Your aim is to work your way up to the 9-10's, the 7-8's will social proof you and you will soon begin to see the hotties paying attention to you.

If your looking on advice on girls (you shouldnt be yet, you should have improved your life to a healthy standard and built up a habit of constant self improvement) then i strongly suggest the Weapons of mass seduction post that is stickied in the "Don Juan Tips" Forum, mad props to fingers for writing all that.

Recap:

1. Forget about girls and improve yourself (Read the bible to improve mindset). A random list of good improvements to make: Physical condition, friendliness, have a few hobbies/passions, develop good study habits, be socially active, etc.

2. Start dating some girls (7-8's) and learn what works and what doesnt, get comfortable around these girls and apply some of the things in the weapons of mass seduction manual.

3. Let the hotties see how much of a pimp you are, and use the perfected techniques listed in the weapons of mass seduction manual.

These 3 steps will take you a long time to accomplish but its the quickest and healthiest way to go about it. Step #1 is vital, without it you will be mentally unprepared to face the challenges girls will present to you.

Hope that helped.
 

Stolichnaya

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Firstly, learn to type. Secondly, we know your not popular. Your posting on an online forum for advice. We know that your **** has gotten more action from your hand then from your supposed girlfriends mouth. Thirdly, friend status doesn't matter. Rape the dumb *****. It's not rape unless your on a date.
 

donut dunker

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someone is very blunt. must be cause he's 20 and STILL on the high school forum. if you want to become funnier them watch stand-up comedy. learn how the comics delever the line and watch your friends that you find funny do the same. its all about timeing. mostly if you with friends find something that is off reconise it while it is still fresh in your memory and if you would laugh at it say. one more thing dont try to be funny. thats when you bomb. just wait and with practice it will come. once someone sees you as a funny person you could tell them you cat died and they'd start laughing (yes it really happened to me)
 

Cloud-uk

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I did a big post on being funny a while back bomb, here's the link , hope it helps!

And yeah,
Stolichnaya is a troll.
I second that motion. He's obviously got some issues or something.

Welcome to the site bomb:)
 

dbot

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yeah, definitely give that "weapons of mass seduction" post a look. It's one of the most complete guides to seduction I've ever seen.
 

Vercetti

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Originally posted by Stolichnaya
Firstly, learn to type. Secondly, we know your not popular. Your posting on an online forum for advice. We know that your **** has gotten more action from your hand then from your supposed girlfriends mouth. Thirdly, friend status doesn't matter. Rape the dumb *****. It's not rape unless your on a date.
So what he's lying, most of the people on these forums do, and rape is rape dude. By the way you are a moron.
 

bud_2005

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If hes 20 and still on the high school forum he probably rapes 14 year old girls.
 
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