Need a Joke Comeback....
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If you currently have too many women chasing you, calling you, harassing you, knocking on your door at 2 o'clock in the morning... then I have the simple solution for you.
Just read my free ebook 22 Rules for Massive Success With Women and do the opposite of what I recommend.
This will quickly drive all women away from you.
And you will be able to relax and to live your life in peace and quiet.
mustfirstregister
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are you homo? why you are not having sex with her?
jnice48146
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I agree with Tiguere. Throw her on the bed, literally rip her panties off, and f*ck the sh*t out of her, smacking her ass and pulling her hair, and calling her YOUR "mouthy little slut" the whole time!
Tell her a little about yourself, but not too much. Maintain some mystery. Give her something to think about and wonder about when she's at home.
Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.
YogurtSlinger
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Tell her that if she wasn't such a horrible lay, you would consider throwing her the sausage more often.
YogurtSlinger said:
Really? Even in the most joking tone (which I doubt most of you could pull off) I can't see you guys getting away with this one. Bad advice. Insults aren't sexy in anyway.
It's a blatant invitation to sex talk and then to sex. Good grief charlie brown!
If you thought she was joking, you wouldn't have posted this. You must think that she's hinting that your sex life is not satisfying to her.
You should talk about it with her. You can't be expected to get hard and be a perfect sex god all the time- it takes two people to make a relationship work and to keep it hot. So don't feel guilty... But at the same time do what you can to keep it hot. If there's a problem with the sex, there is a reason... You aren't as attracted to her, you're feeling insecure, you want to sleep with other people, you think SHE wants to sleep with other people... that kind of thing.
You should talk about it with her. You can't be expected to get hard and be a perfect sex god all the time- it takes two people to make a relationship work and to keep it hot. So don't feel guilty... But at the same time do what you can to keep it hot. If there's a problem with the sex, there is a reason... You aren't as attracted to her, you're feeling insecure, you want to sleep with other people, you think SHE wants to sleep with other people... that kind of thing.
iliketennis
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oh man yeah definitely do not insult her
talk about sex and do it
talk about sex and do it
YogurtSlinger
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No, she would get slightly offended and have to prove you wrong...Warrior74 said:
