Need a good "pickup line"

[Roy G. Biv]

Hey this is my first post here but I've been lurking for a while. I actually found this site a couple of years ago and i ended up with a girlfriend after following the advice I read here... ugh it lasted one year but I broke up with her last week. Long story short, she was ready to get married and I wanted to date other people.

Anyways, I'm more than a little rusty now when it comes to meeting girls, but I've got a few prospects that I'm working on right now. One of my prospects works at a deli that I frequent fairly often. I see her almost every time that I eat there, but I have never said anything to her other than 'I'll have a polo grounds and a water please' I just can't think of any witty lines to say to her to let her know that I''m interested. I'm probably putting way too much thought into this and I should just say, 'hi, what's your name?' (yeah I don't even know her name yet)

Any advice or good lines I could use?

 

[runnincircles]

The best pickup line: "Hi, my name is ___."

Then wait to see if she tells you her name. If she doesn't then ask her name! Simple!

 

[Alphathree]

There are lots of opportunities for ball-busting during interactions like that. It shouldn't be canned. Just be honest.

For instance a while ago I was buying a new suit and this cute girl was "bagging" the suit for me since it was raining outside.

She said "I'm going to tie the bottom" (i.e. tie the bottom of the bag into a knot)

I just gave her a smile and said, "That's more than I could ever ask for, really." in a slightly sarcastic tone.

So long as you don't come off as silly, make some comment about the environment.

LEAN BACK emotionally when you do this. Make a fun, honest comment from an observational frame NOT an "Im trying to impress you with this line" frame.

Sure, you can say "What's your name?" but I personally think that's weak unless it's done right. It just sounds needy, just writing it.

 

[Black_Italian]

LoL pickup lines first learn to show that your condient, open and in control then you can say anything to a girl she shel like you. Language is only 7% of communication read my body language post.

Ninja Out

 

[HereToImprove]

Since I have been sarging, I have found most openers and routines to be pretty useless. Go to www.bristollair.com for some good openers, and then I would probably recommend just being confident, congruent, and not needy and winging it as you get started out in sarging.

 

[Casino]

I like the one where you say.....

"can you accept a sincere complement"

and she says SURE

and then you say..."Cool, me to. You go first"

 

[bbestar]

My friend told me that Once you make her laugh

THE GATE is WIDE OPEN...


One thing, Openers are meaningless if your bodylanguage isn't right..

Remember, she's the one whos supposed to be scared of you, and fear rejection by you...

Your the one who is supposed to choose.

 

[nishbuk]

Pick up lines don't exist. You should be your OWN pickup line with your attitude, confidence and assuredness. What comes out of your mouth (within normal limits, lol) doesn't matter. It's HOW you say it, how you act, and how you emote.

 

[Black_Italian]

Best pickup line out (i made this up people)

"Is your father a terrorist? because you look Iraqui"

Ninja Out

 

[Roy G. Biv]

Re: Re: Need a good "pickup line"

Originally posted by GodsGiftToWomen
No you haven't been lurking anywhere except AFC Avenue.

If you have been here for even a short time you would know that DJ's don't use "pickup lines" because they are cheesy and don't work most of the time. One of the best openers is "hey/hi/wassup".

Yeah I realize this, that's why I put "pickup line" in quotations, what I"m looking for is just something to break the ice. Something like "Hey how come you're not wearing your name tag" (if she doesn't have a name tag obviously) Or something along those lines...

 

[optimist prime]

OK here are two great ones I thought of for ya...

First, walk up to a girl, lick your finger (not slobbered, just a light lick) take that finger and gently wipe it on her shirt or blouse. Then say "How about we get you out of those wet clothes"?? With a nice smile on your face.

This other one is even more vulgar lol.

Walk up to a girl and say" ya know... you already have 206 bones in your body, how about if I stick one more inside of you??"

 

[Black_Italian]

NO NO NO this is the only pickup line you should ever use.

"Is your father a terrorist? because you look Iraqui"

Ninja Out

 

[optimist prime]

Black Italian.........WTF?

 

[h2o]

Originally posted by TooColdUlrick
^^^^ "hi" is an opener. as in "how you doing", "what's up", "hey there", etc...

all variations of "hi". just dont say hi to a chick if you don't have something to follow it up with immediately (e.g. idle chit chat). this will be entirely situational dependent. if you follow hi with a lame ass pickup line, you're pretty much dead unless she never gets hit on.

as in,

"hi...cool car"
"what's up...hotter than sh!t isn't it"
"how's it going...nice melons"

do it quickly, so she can't say hi back to you until you've opened her.

a...b

you: hi...something interesting
her: oh really...yeah i know what you mean

you've opened her.

i recall one time a chick was walking by my car to hers. she was parked next to mine. she had a nice truck with a rack on the front. as we passed each other, i raised my eyebrows, tilted my head up, as in a non verbal "hi", and said,

"nice rack" with a little smile as i was pointing to her 'rack'.

she dug it.

basically if you're very witty (situational humor) and have some ballz, you will not use pickup lines anymore, you won't even consider them, you open naturally men and women alike. think seinfeld.

i'm making it sound easy, but that's because i've been "opening" in business and such for a long time. after a while, it's easy as sh!t to open chicks, especially when you're used to "opening" some VP ice cold when he KNOWS you're trying to sell him something.

as for Black_Italian, i spotted him recently: http://www.filecabi.net/host/file/urban-ninja/wmv :crackup:

 

[dannyc]

I used this pickup line at a club about 2 weeks ago.

'Hi, my name is.... chika-chika-chika..chika-chika-chika-chika-chika-chika-chikaaaa.'

I was a bit drunk but it worked. Download Eminem - Anger Management to perfect that line properly. Seriously try it, it worked for me.

 

[S-lemond]

C&F..............................................
need i say more,
good luck

 

[Ken785]

i got one...

You:"Hey baby, you like math??"

HB: "Yeah..."

You: "How bout we add me and you...subtract our clothes....you divide your legs....and we'll multiply!!"

 

[dannyc]

Originally posted by Ken785
i got one...

You:"Hey baby, you like math??"

HB: "Yeah..."

You: "How bout we add me and you...subtract our clothes....you divide your legs....and we'll multiply!!"

haha i like that. im going to use that.

 

[Derek Flint]

"Damn! You look almost as good as I do!"

9 times out of 10, she'll laugh/smile.