Need a c/f reply.

[PeterCrouch]

She messaged me online to say "You have a lot of pictures of your butt...Not that I was perving"

She's engaged too and I've we have a little private joke regarding the perving, as I once told her I wasn't perving at her boobs because she was engaged. Despite them being pieces of art!

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[horaholic]

You can't think of one yourself???? The possibilities are endless.

 

[PeterCrouch]

Go on...

I'm always up for hearing more and better ideas.

 

[fatdog]

post some of your own and we'll work from there

 

[PeterCrouch]

Jesus. Didn't realise this was a test. Ok...

behave! No dirty talk! You have to earn that!

Or something like...You girls are all the same. Sexual Predators the lot of you! I'm tired of girls looking at me like an object. I have feelings!

 

[FairShake]

Why not just laugh at her joke? No need to be the "try hard" guy who always has to have a funny line.

 

[ARrocket]

Why not just laugh at her joke? No need to be the "try hard" guy who always has to have a funny line.

Yes, but he does want to amp up the sexual tension in this case.

OP, depends on how bold you wanna be.

Tame: "I've gotten many compliments on that butt!"

Bolder: "Don't worry sweetie, I know you can't control yourself! I'm used to it "

You get the idea.

 

[FairShake]

Yes, but he does want to amp up the sexual tension in this case.

Kinda sounds like it's already there.

I think being ****y works if it is organic and comes without thinking. If he is planning it...well, that's trying too hard.