Nail Ugly Chicks

[LesaneCrooks]

Recently, i found out something very important: My standards are way too high. Not that i cant get dime *****, just that i could get a lot more ***** if i lowered my standards. So the new rule for 2005 is: NAIL UGLY CHICKS

I know i know, a lot of you are saying "but lesane, i dont want to have sex with ugly chicks". Well, tough ****. ***** is *****, and if u really have to, smoke a lot of weed so you dont notice. Trust me, i get 10 times as much ass now becuase i **** ugly chicks in addition to hot chicks.

PS- Ugly chicks doesnt include fat chicks. i hate fat chicks.

 

[DogFashionDisco]

Originally posted by LesaneCrooks
Recently, i found out something very important: My standards are way too high. Not that i cant get dime *****, just that i could get a lot more ***** if i lowered my standards. So the new rule for 2005 is: NAIL UGLY CHICKS

I know i know, a lot of you are saying "but lesane, i dont want to have sex with ugly chicks". Well, tough ****. ***** is *****, and if u really have to, smoke a lot of weed so you dont notice. Trust me, i get 10 times as much ass now becuase i **** ugly chicks in addition to hot chicks.

PS- Ugly chicks doesnt include fat chicks. i hate fat chicks.

You're kidding, right? Your jokes totally suck balls.

 

[LesaneCrooks]

um not kidding

 

[familyguyfan]

Maybe average looking girls, but I'm not f*cking no ugly ones.

 

[Kidd]

Quality over quantity.

 

[oakraiderz2]

Originally posted by familyguyfan
Maybe average looking girls, but I'm not f*cking no ugly ones.

I concur.

Quality over quantity.

I concur...again

 

[The Master Disaster]

How Ugly are we talking?

 

[Zod]

This reminded me of that scene from the 40 year old virgin.

"It's programmed in the Lion's DNA to tackle the Gazel"
"It's programmed in a man's DNA to tackle drunk *****es"

- something along those lines.

 

[The Master Disaster]

Originally posted by Zod
This reminded me of that scene from the 40 year old virgin.

"It's programmed in the Lion's DNA to tackle the Gazel"
"It's programmed in a man's DNA to tackle drunk *****es"

- something along those lines.

Expecially Girls who Drink WAY To many Dackerys

 

[DJ4Real]

Control yourselves. We didn't come here to learn about the importance of bangin' "ugly" chicks. I can do average, but not ugly.

 

[AdrenalynJunkee]

Like i just told this female friend of mine

"Theres no way in hell I'm going to lower my standards just to get more *****."

 

[Finlay]

If all you want is to get laid, then **** all chicks it really doesnt matter, law of averages says if you **** so many ugly chicks theres gunna be average bird that comes along.

 

[Big Eee Zee]

hey, someone's gotta.

sides, if they aren't getting much then they might be more open to trying out whatever strange sexual fantasy you've always had.