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My Sister Just Died, Wtf Do I Do?

chance

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nah she didn't really... but now that you're here, i want some opinions on this log... i took out the parts where it looks like a sign of interest. i met her at a party before i got her msn... she got my msn off my pal and we've been talking a bit. we talk about sex, she tells me about her tits without hesitation.

i've seen her about three/four times at different parties. we have talked a fair bit, we've danced together (her back to my front with my hands on her hips. that kinda dance) but being the hottest girl at most of these parties she gets alot of attention so i let her do her thang. i wasn't very interested in her and still not but she is attractive enough to bone.

anyway, here's some of the parts that show interest from the log. mind you they are all from different parts. this is not the whole log;

her; are you goin to ***'s 21st?

me; are you?

her; umm yea i think so. i dunno yet. i
got my sisters bday n anotha party to go to. so ill decide on the night. lol, i love doin that.

her; so what u got planned for the weekend?

me; hmm i dunno aswell. they invited me to ***'s 21'st and then whatever they do i guess.

her; fair enuf. well i might see you there!

::

me; my hands hurt. i massage my parents everyday cause i dont work. but i get a lil cash for it so yeah. im very good at it too. maybe i'll show you sometime.

her; lol maybe

me; after you've been touched by my hands you won't leave me alone.

her; haha. smooth line.

me; haha, that's just the beginning baby... okay that's enough.

her; haha

::

her; mmm...chocolate. cant live with out it. that n sex.

her; haha just joking.

me; you ain't joking ;]

her; i kno, lol

me; haha eat chocolate on the guy while you go at it. put the packet on his chest and eat away.

her; naa i like black guys so it like a chocolate bar...ahhaha

me; damn i wish i was black

- me being sarcastic cause i myself am black (african/american).

::

her; or body chocolate. thats good 2. coz its linkin my 2 favrit things in to one

her; lol ok lets stop talkin bout sex now.

me; lol you are into some kinky sh|t ***.

::

me; still waiting for what?

her; for a hot black guy to come sweep me off my feet

her; still waiting for my pills

her; still waiting for a job

her; im always waiting!!

me; do you say that during sex?

me; "well!? im waiting!"

her; lol i dunno ask ***

her; haha

her; naa

me; *** eh ;]

her; we wer seeing eachotha for a while

me; oh okay. crazy bastard he is.

her; lol. why?

me; always jumpin around like a monkey.

her; haha i kno. i dont kno why i ever liked him. why i still like him!

me; cause you need to meet new guys ;D

her; lol i kno

- BLAH BLAH BLAH -

::

(after being afk for a couple mins)

her; wat u doin?

me; waiting for a hot white girl to come sweep me off my feet.

her; hahaha. u want sum of my friends numbers?

me; lol nah.

her; maybe i shuda washed my hair tonight.

(i could of said; "nah but i'll have yours." but i didn't. *shrugs* - notice how she quickly changed the subject?)

::

her; im bored

me; you are boring.

her; ur boring!

me; lol. when are you goin to bed?

her; now!

her; i was jus bout to say im gonna go to bed..

her; one step ahead of me ***!

me; always.

her; lol.

me; well i guess i'll talk to you later or see you on the weekend.

her; yea for sure. talk soon ***.

me; goodnight *** :)

her; night.



sorry for the long post. but there it is. what i see here is a bit of interest.

* she asked for my msn addy from my friend.

* she has messaged me both times she's been online.

* she likes black guys (shrugs)

the thing i'm wondering here about is her telling me about the guy she used to see (i know him aswell. bit of a clown i'll say). getting a bit of mixed signals here. anyway, just thought i'd share this with you guys. let me know your opinions.
 
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I'm Joe Dirt

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me; after you've been touched by my hands you won't leave me alone.

her; haha. smooth line.
I would've replied... "smooth like a baby's ass!"... but that's just me.


her; for a hot black guy to *** sweep me off my feet
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her; naa i like black guys so it like a chocolate bar...ahhaha
These definitley looked like buying signals...


her; haha i kno. i dont kno why i ever liked him. why i still like him!
Then she drops the "I like someone else" bombshell.


Very confusing girl though I'd say she is interested.

When she brought up sex you shouldve used David DeAngelo's advice, "why you bringing up sex so soon? what are you like frustrated?"

I think that would've turned the tables on her a bit, but instead you played right into it (who can resist going into a sex convo when she brings it up? well you have to try), and she ended that topic first and fast.
 

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me; my hands hurt. i massage my parents everyday cause i dont work. but i get a lil cash for it so yeah. im very good at it too. maybe i'll show you sometime.




Ohhhhhhkayyyy...

strange.
 

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Originally posted by Big Eee Zee
me; my hands hurt. i massage my parents everyday cause i dont work. but i get a lil cash for it so yeah. im very good at it too. maybe i'll show you sometime.




Ohhhhhhkayyyy...

strange.
wtf is wrong with massaging a family member? what sick thoughts you thinkin boi? nah. i massage their back man, WITH clothes on, sheesh. what's wrong with that? mom is a massage therapist anyway. that's where i get it from.
 

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Originally posted by chance
My Sister Just Died, Wtf Do I Do?
i have no clue about your thread...i'm not the one to be giving advice right now...

...but damn man, i actually thought your sister died...you're an idiot, i felt bad for you. next time try a better title...you seriously had me thinking bad thoughts
 

chance

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Originally posted by King of You
try calling her instead of this online garbage.
i would of but i can't be bothered. my interest level in her isn't the highest and it probably won't be as i would only just fuk her. i don't want to date her. not my type (personality, attitude). so i just catch up with her at parties for now.
 

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This whole thread is garbage, to joke about someone's death is not cool. Idiot.

And the fact that you are overanalyzing these messages tells me you won't get anywhere with her.
 

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mom is a massage therapist anyway.

thats pretty sick. See if you can get her to tell you what types of massages turn girls on. It would be an awkward convo, but the information you got would be priceless.
 

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you're an idiot
 

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lol now that you got everybody's attention... with the stoopidest opening ever...

I say this thread is going to be removed, meh

loved ur quick answers, but she was definitely leading you on dude

you shoulda grabbed her when she said she wanted a guy to sweep her offa her feet yo;)
 

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Now that you have our attention, go play in traffic.
 

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:D :D :D this was the funniest **** i've ever READ!!!


Haha he's like MY SISTER DIED!!!!!
and then he's like I GOTCHA B!TCHES!!! I just want you to read this!!!


He's gotta be pretty smart to get 18 post on this hahahha dat's some clever and funny SH!t!!!!:crackup:
 
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