My recent POF dates

[Zarky]

Ok, after a week of trying, 3 crap dates (I didn't tell about the 3rd because it was super dull... woman was nice but totally non-sexual) and about $100 spent, I finally laid my first new puzzy since November 2010.

And what a puzzy it was, though not from POF. It was from AFF. I found a way to send emails even though I have a non-paying account there, and some chick "flirted" with me and so I sent her an email. She responded and sent pics of her puzzy, which was totally bare and really quite nice. Her face is a 4--kind of white-trashy, she's 37--but her body is about a 7. Petite with short dark hair.

So we sent a couple of emails and then she said she wanted me to send a pic of my shlong. Which I'd only ever done once, back in 2002 or so with some random chick. Kinda weird. So I got all "ready" and took one with my blackberry and emailed it to her. She said that works for me so we made plans for Friday night.

For some reason she wanted me to come over at 3pm but kept postponing until 6. I texted saying "How are you going to make this [waiting] up to me?" She texted me some dirty talk, which was good because I was feeling like she was pulling my chain and I was going to do something with one of my MLTRs instead.

Finally 6 rolls around and she says she's ready. I drive over and it turns out she lives with this grandmother and a couple of grandchildren of the grandmother. She's not related. So I chat with the grandmother while the kids are running around and she's in the back getting ready. It was a weird situation.

We went out and played pool, started making out in the bar, I whooped her ass and then we went back to her place and screwed, fell asleep, screwed, fell asleep, screwed again. It was dark but I think we were next door to grandma's room. Very strange. Forgot to use a condom though, even though I had some in my jeans pocket :nono: :trouble: I hope she was telling the truth when she said that she'd only been out with 2 guys from AFF and they were so much fatter than their pics she never slept with 'em.

Then at around 3 I said I had to go and took off. The whole night she seemed really amped up and I wouldn't be surprised if she was on speed or something. She kept disappearing to the bathroom for like 10 minutes at a time. And while she was sleeping she was twitching like crazy, like nonstop, full-body twitches. I don't know that much about speed so I don't know what to look for.

So clearly this chick isn't a keeper and I'm still hunting for decent ones. However it has, for some reason, quenched a little of my horniness. My MLTRs are nice and loving, but I'm bored with those puzzies. Both are pretty girls with so-so bodies; sometimes I just want a smokin' body and I don't really care about the face. And it's weird, neither porn nor my MLTRs were scratching my itch, only new puzzy will do, which happens to me from time to time. Wonder why that is.

Oh, and it turns out the chick has a POF profile too, and I bet if I contacted her through it we would have gone out on 4 dinner dates before she decided to put out LOL

So anyway I wish I could come up with some glamorous story about how I banged a 9 who I cold-approached in the VIP section of an LA nightclub, but that ain't my life.

 

[gaspipe]

Ok, after a week of trying, 3 crap dates (I didn't tell about the 3rd because it was super dull... woman was nice but totally non-sexual) and about $100 spent, I finally laid my first new puzzy since November 2010.

And what a puzzy it was, though not from POF. It was from AFF. I found a way to send emails even though I have a non-paying account there, and some chick "flirted" with me and so I sent her an email. She responded and sent pics of her puzzy, which was totally bare and really quite nice. Her face is a 4--kind of white-trashy, she's 37--but her body is about a 7. Petite with short dark hair.

So we sent a couple of emails and then she said she wanted me to send a pic of my shlong. Which I'd only ever done once, back in 2002 or so with some random chick. Kinda weird. So I got all "ready" and took one with my blackberry and emailed it to her. She said that works for me so we made plans for Friday night.

For some reason she wanted me to come over at 3pm but kept postponing until 6. I texted saying "How are you going to make this [waiting] up to me?" She texted me some dirty talk, which was good because I was feeling like she was pulling my chain and I was going to do something with one of my MLTRs instead.

Finally 6 rolls around and she says she's ready. I drive over and it turns out she lives with this grandmother and a couple of grandchildren of the grandmother. She's not related. So I chat with the grandmother while the kids are running around and she's in the back getting ready. It was a weird situation.

We went out and played pool, started making out in the bar, I whooped her ass and then we went back to her place and screwed, fell asleep, screwed, fell asleep, screwed again. It was dark but I think we were next door to grandma's room. Very strange. Forgot to use a condom though, even though I had some in my jeans pocket :nono: :trouble: I hope she was telling the truth when she said that she'd only been out with 2 guys from AFF and they were so much fatter than their pics she never slept with 'em.

Then at around 3 I said I had to go and took off. The whole night she seemed really amped up and I wouldn't be surprised if she was on speed or something. She kept disappearing to the bathroom for like 10 minutes at a time. And while she was sleeping she was twitching like crazy, like nonstop, full-body twitches. I don't know that much about speed so I don't know what to look for.

So clearly this chick isn't a keeper and I'm still hunting for decent ones. However it has, for some reason, quenched a little of my horniness. My MLTRs are nice and loving, but I'm bored with those puzzies. Both are pretty girls with so-so bodies; sometimes I just want a smokin' body and I don't really care about the face. And it's weird, neither porn nor my MLTRs were scratching my itch, only new puzzy will do, which happens to me from time to time. Wonder why that is.

Oh, and it turns out the chick has a POF profile too, and I bet if I contacted her through it we would have gone out on 4 dinner dates before she decided to put out LOL

So anyway I wish I could come up with some glamorous story about how I banged a 9 who I cold-approached in the VIP section of an LA nightclub, but that ain't my life.

Just for kicks and sheer curiosity I briefly joined AFF and was a member for about 2 weeks. I realized that it was just not for me. Dont picture myself sending pics of my shlong to random women. Wasnt there long enough to get any results. I wouldnt have touched most women there with a 10 foot pole, however. Did get about 10 flirts but I suspect that most were from covert prostitutes acing as regular women. And also got several emails from men with pictures of their c0cks. The creepiness level was just too high. But hey if it works for you more power to you brother.

 

[Zarky]

Thanks, the reason I'm still on AFF is because I pulled this extremely attractive half-Thai girl in 2008 and actually "dated" her for almost a year and a half. This chick had an 8 body and a 7 face, really impressive for online, especially for AFF. On our first "date" we hung out at a bar and I was literally stunned at how attractive she was. And later that night was some of the best sex I ever had.

So it can happen, but I've been on AFF for about 7 years off and on and had maybe 4 lays off of it (including this latest one).

The chicks there are like guys... they say "let's fvck," and then they actually do it. It is kind of creepy in a way, but cool and weird too. These chicks are like pornstars in their completely matter-of-fact attitude toward sex. There's absolutely no romance there.

Unfortunately there are 50 guys for every girl and only 1 out of 50 chicks is something that could give me a boner.

 

[Zarky]

'Nother date

Wow ok so I spent last night and today with another AFF chick. She's from Las Vegas but visits my area every once in awhile. She's "polyamorous" which means she screws lots of dudes and has "relationships" with some of them. I guess she's the female version of a guy with MLTRs, except (in my opinion) guys with MLTRs can't be really that honest about them with the women involved because so few women are willing to "share" (at least without major drama.)

The thing is, she's a solid 8. In fact, probably the second hottest chick I've "dated" in my life, possibly the hottest. I spit some throwaway line at her on AFF and she replied and said she'd be in my area the next week. I gave her my cell phone number and didn't think much else of it.

Sure enough, she texted and wanted to meet up last night. We went out for a drink and then went back to what I thought was her hotel. She was actually staying with a family friend in a tiny apartment so we couldn't go in.

Unfortunately I'm currently living in my office and have been for the past 4 months. I'm expanding my business and I just don't have the money to rent a room even, I'm really quite broke

Anyway this is for the guys who b!tch about not being able to pull chicks due to this or that. I banged two chicks while living in my car in 2002! Now I live in my office, a tiny crappy office at that.

So once I heard that we couldn't go to her place, I pretty much wrote the whole thing off and told her some line about a family member staying over at my place so we couldn't go there. I was going to let her out and figured that was that, totally disappointed that here was this attractive willing chick and there was nowhere to bang her. But she stayed in the car and wouldn't stop talking and we wound up getting in on in the car. Not full sex but nearly so.

So she said her relative would be leaving the next morning and I could come over then. I went back to my office got some rest, and she texted at 8 in the morning. I went over to her place, we went out for breakfast then went over to her relative's place, fell asleep, then woke up and screwed. Yes, I used a condom this time! :yes: :rockon:

I was in a happy place so we then went out and walked around my area. This girl was attractive enough that guys on the street were obviously checking her out. We hung out for a while, went out for dinner and then I drove her to the airport. She is flying into a nearby city and wants to meet up there in a couple of weeks.

All in all a very nice time. Avowed polyamorous girls are interesting, this is my second one. There's no way I'm gonna take her seriously (wouldn't anyway--I don't love them ho's ) But it was a pleasant surprise from AFF.

 

[Soprano]

funny **** lol pof kinda sucks imo

 

[Yo'Mama]

Your stories are entertaining as hell man. Hope you keep posting.

Would rather read one of your stories about life in the trenches than listen to my friends in boring LTRs/marriage go on about their tedious lives. This is what it's all about.

 

[J Roc]

POF is a rest haven for fat,crazy and washed up attention *****s. its better to game chicks in real life

 

[Zarky]

Thanks, there aren't that many guys out there scrapping it out actually trying to get laid, IMHO. Most dudes sit around talking about it. Although in all fairness I use the 'net to do it and have for almost a decade so I can't say that I'm out on the street doing cold approaches. That's just not my thing.

Anyway I finally remember who this chick looked like. There's a porn star named Tiffany Thompson who's a spittin' image of her.

Oddly, this AFF "polyamorous" chick got real shy just before it was time to screw. I basically had to pry her legs apart and she was a bit of a rag doll from there forward, although she had such a pretty face that her b/j was great.

But overall kind of weird, I expected her to be very aggressive given her rather straightforward attitude toward sex.

So my goal is "40 by 40." That is, I want to have screwn 40 broads by the time I'm 40. I'm in the high 20s right now, which means I'm going to average about 3 a year from here on out. I got kind of a late start because I was only at 4 by the time I was 26.

And there have been years where I just stuck with my MLTRs, and for the past 6 months I haven't been trying at all, so I'm going to have to ramp it up.

 

[J Roc]

3 a year is not hard at all. sh*t i'm averaging about 3 new chicks a month now. i dont even take them out. first date is at my apartment or at a coffee shop (i dont spend any money)

 

[Zarky]

3 a year is not hard at all. sh*t i'm averaging about 3 new chicks a month now. i dont even take them out. first date is at my apartment or at a coffee shop (i dont spend any money)

wow, even Tiger Woods wasn't that successful, 36 new women a year? Congrats. Where are you finding 3 women a month who will come over to your place for a first date?

 

[J Roc]

wow, even Tiger Woods wasn't that successful, 36 new women a year? Congrats. Where are you finding 3 women a month who will come over to your place for a first date?

Its not hard for me to hit up the clubs one weekend and come home with 30 numbers. Out of those 30 women, usually 6-9 will agree to come over my place for a movie and drinks on the first date. The women that disagree to come over get deleted from my phone. I went out Labor day weekend and got 24 numbers. I've already fukked two girls out of those 24 this past week. One girl came over on Wednesday night and another girl came over last night. Its all a numbers game. Happy Macking!

 

[Zarky]

well that's fantastic, you should be teaching classes.

Here's an idea, since you're banging 1-2 girls every week, why don't you start a thread here posting about each lay and how you achieved it. That would be very helpful. Sounds like you're banging more women in 6 months than most men bang in a lifetime.

Aanyway.. back to the thread..

 

[Solomon]

well that's fantastic, you should be teaching classes.

Here's an idea, since you're banging 1-2 girls every week, why don't you start a thread here posting about each lay and how you achieved it. That would be very helpful. Sounds like you're banging more women in 6 months than most men bang in a lifetime.

Aanyway.. back to the thread..

Zarky what are the bar/club scenes in socal like?
You also wanna remember that Jroc is NY, I have a buddy who gets 10-15 numbers a night the club scene out there is live!

He parties with models and celebs on the regular its nuts, the average guy who lives in bumfucc city will be happy if he gets 3 numbers a night For me to get even 15 numbers I would have to approach every women I see, the club scene in my city is not that live and because of the economy its got worse

 

[Zarky]

well I've never done the club scene so I don't know. I don't like spending that much dough on getting laid. I don't doubt that you can get a lot of "numbers" per night but getting them to come over and have sex...?

That's why I'd love to see a thread started by these guys who claim to be pulling "8s and 9s" from clubs "every week." They're usually really vague on the details, and in my experience that means they're lying. They should start a thread with detailed lay reports, which would prove they're not full of BS and also help the guys here.

 

[J Roc]

well I've never done the club scene so I don't know. I don't like spending that much dough on getting laid. I don't doubt that you can get a lot of "numbers" per night but getting them to come over and have sex...?

So you've never met a girl in a bar, gotten her phone number after a conversation and invited her over to your place later on that week for dinner, drinks and a movie?

 

[Jariel]

I'm really enjoying this thread. Your POF experiences are very different to mine, but so are our approaches I assume.

What I'm finding is that a lot of the chicks on POF portray themselves as romantics and they buy into the romantic/nice guy profiles, but ultimately just out to get laid or get some attention. I just play their game. The last 4 girls I laid from POF put out within 4 hours of meeting, and each of them wrote in their profiles they were looking for "the one", seeking a relationship and had blocked guys who were seeking intimate encounters.

It's been said so many times before, but never judge a woman by what she says.

 

[gaspipe]

I'm really enjoying this thread. Your POF experiences are very different to mine, but so are our approaches I assume.

What I'm finding is that a lot of the chicks on POF portray themselves as romantics and they buy into the romantic/nice guy profiles, but ultimately just out to get laid or get some attention. I just play their game. The last 4 girls I laid from POF put out within 4 hours of meeting, and each of them wrote in their profiles they were looking for "the one", seeking a relationship and had blocked guys who were seeking intimate encounters.

It's been said so many times before, but never judge a woman by what she says.

Ive learned my lesson and from personal experience I dont really believe half of the BS women put on their profiles. I think they put that garbage just as cover in case they do decide to sleep with you and as not to appear direct. Only women on AFF directly say on the profiles that they are just looking for sex.

The bottom line is if shes horny enough and you pass the physical attraction test theres no stopping her from letting you have sex with her the very first time you meet her or very shortly thereafter.

 

[Zarky]

The last 4 girls I laid from POF put out within 4 hours of meeting,

Could you post reports of these to the best of your remembrance, I'm sure it would be helpful to people.

 

[Jariel]

No problem Zarky. I'll go one better and post the first initial messages between myself and one of these girls as an example.

I messaged this girl on POF. A HB8 and 10 years younger than me. After a few small messages she asked me to add her to FB, which is where these mails come from. It's mostly just mundane chit chat to begin with. She seemed to be a bit of a sweet and innocent type at first, but as our messages progressed I started dropping a few hints and seeing a more sexual side come out.


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Hey there <name>, so you're a gym goer eh? Can't beat it can you?

How long you been on POF? I noticed you're quite recently single. x
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21 March
Hb8
• only went on yesterday.. how about you? I must admit it's not the sort I usually do! probably about a month now.. not a biggie though! how come your single then? lol I like the gym it helps you think clearly x
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21 March
Jariel
• I signed up about a week ago. I've been single for about a year now. Was seeing someone about a month ago, but didn't work out so thought I'd see who was on there.

Ever done the net dating thing before? x
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21 March
Hb8
• never no.. my friend suggested going on and having a look. quite glad I did but there are quite a few strange ones on there! is it like that for women on there? I apologise if this message has been sent ten times my phone has gone a bit mental!
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21 March
Jariel
• Ah yes there are some weirdos on there. There are some odd women, but from what people have told me the guys seem like right nutjobs! lol. Bet an attractive girl like you has had plenty of interesting messages.

What do you do btw? x
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21 March
Hb8
• well I am coming off it put it like that! the light must be good if u think that lol still am bemused as to why you are on there! I'm a <****> so I meet my fair share of fruit loops there as awful as that sounds.x
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21 March
Jariel
• Oh dear, not many guys making a good impression then I take it. A lot of my friends are settled down these days so I don't get out much to meet people these days so thought I'd give net dating a try.

I can guess what you mean about the people you must meet in your job. Rather you than me for sure! So what do you do for fun <name>? x
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22 March
Hb8
• your a busy man then! well I think if I'm honest your the only one that I liked lol my friends are starting to do that. got five weddings this summer so that's a good excuse to go dress shopping! I like stuff like films, music, shopping and seeing my friends etc how stereotypical. how about you? where abouts do you live by the way? x
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22 March
Jariel
• I'm very priviliged if I'm the only one on there you liked! The women aren't as crazy as the men from what I hear, but some of them look real rough, like smackheads. lol.

Like you, I'm into my films and seeing friends when I can. I also use the gym and play video games. Got a bit of an active side and a bit of a geek side to my personality.

I'm originally from xxx, but live in xxx now. Not far from you by the looks of things. Where about do you live babe? x
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22 March
Hb8
• haha there is no shame in being a bit of a geek! I used to be a band geek until I got a bit older! love the gym.. just come out I must admit I ache I did more on the cross trainer now I am paying for it! do you like formula one? I live xxx but with my parents which is a little annoying but there we are.. not that far away then? lol x
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23 March
Jariel
• In some ways I like that aching feeling after the gym as you know you've had a good workout then. Then again, I can think of more fun ways to work out.

I can't say I've ever watched formula one. When it comes to sports, I'll watch boxing or rugby if it's on, but don't really follow it much.

Not far from me at all really. So what you got planned this week, upto anything exciting? x
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23 March
Hb8
• yes there are certainly better ways to work out in my book! much better..! lol nothing to be honest just working over time this week at work. it's my last week of it so at least it's nearly over.. you? x
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23 March
Hb8
• by the way the burning calorie message distracted me at work earlier mr! lol x
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24 March
Jariel
• What instruments did you play in band then geek? lol. Hope work goes quickly for you this week. Do you work varied shifts or is it mainly days?

Oh I'm so sorry for distracting you, but I can't help it if your photos bring these things to mind. I could be your personal trainer all night babe. x
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24 March
Hb8
• I played the horn of all things! hahaha! lol your pictures seem to do something too.. the personal trainer idea sounds very good to me I will think of that today I must admit it's a good hobby! thankfully I work normal office hours.. either 9-5 or 8 - 4 so plenty of time for training how about you? your work done during the day or are you a night owl? xx
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24 March
Jariel
• The horn eh? lol. I could make some suggestive comments, but I'll rise above it...and talk about our training sessions and working up a sweat together instead. Hope you won't get too distracted today, though I must admit my mind is starting to wander now.

Lucky you don't have to work crazy shifts. Do you go out locally much? x
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24 March
Hb8
• my mind has been wondering rather badly today! I sometimes go up xxx on a weekend or xxx if I'm feeling lazy. where do you go? x
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24 March
Jariel
• Has it now? And what's been on your mind today? Hope you managed to get some work done.

I've not had chance to use FB much today, but if you fancy dropping me a text sometime my number is... xxxx Would be good to hear from you. x

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From this point we continued texting and I just started raising the sexual tension. I could see she responded very well to my previous innuendos so I knew I could push it further. So basically I started texting things I wanted to do to her and getting her excited. She'd text back things she wanted to do to me until the sexual tension was unbearable.

I then suggested we meet up. She agreed. I made a few comments that it would be hard to restrain myself when we met and I might just have to go at it there and then. She agreed and said maybe we should drive out somewhere and fvck.

Well we met at a local bar. It was quite tense and awkward. We were both being very polite and civil, just chatting about trivialities and not a mention of sex. However, it was clearly on our mind. She was peeling labels off bottles and fidgetting a lot. After about 3 hours, I felt we were a bit more comfortable with each other so I decided to turn to conversation onto something more sexual, but did it in a cheeky way.

"You know, I'm sure we had something else planned for tonight, but I can't think what it was."

She went bright red and flustered. "I don't know what you mean," she said, pretending to act all innocent.

"Really? Because I'm sure you were the one who suggested it. But we can just stay and have a nice polite chat if you prefer."

She wouldn't look at me. She was getting really flustered now and tearing up the labels she'd peeled off the bottles. "Maybe I do remember, but I don't want to say."

"Well, you don't need to say anything. We can just go and do it," I said. "That's if you want to, of course."

"Yes, I want to."

"Ok then, let's go for a drive."

I led her to my car and when we got inside we started kissing and I had a little grope before we decided to go and search for somewhere more private.

We drove along some country lanes into this empty farmland. It was pitch black and private. She got really nervous and told me she'd never done anything like this before. I just told her to chill out, we started kissing, touching and then moved to the backseat of the car where we had sex. It wasn't ideal, but there was something exciting about it, just meeting a few hours ago and banging in the back of my car.

She was very tense and nervous, and it was quite clear she hadn't done anything like this before. She'd told me how her parents had been very strict, she was very studious and a bit of good girl growing up, but I could see she had a lot of pent up sexual frustration and just needed a little push for it to come out.

We met 4 times after that, just for casual sex. I think she would've been open to more if I had shown an interest, but was cool with it being a sexual thing. We're still on good terms now.


Many of my other lays from POF have gone a similar direction. One woman took a LOT more back and forward chat before things turned sexual. We wrote some really long emails to each other actually, then one night we just got sending sexual texts and naked pictures to each other. When we met up, she took me back to her house. Once again, it was a bit tense to start with, just chatting back and forth. We were sitting on separate seats to start with, but once I started getting indications she was interested I moved to the sofa where she was sitting. I did the same thing of bringing up our texts and she got very nervous and flustered. I asked her where she'd taken the picture she sent me and she told me playfully to stop embarrassing her. She was laughing and smiling though so I knew it was all good. Had she cut me short at any point or said it with a straight face I would know not to take it further, but the vibes were good. I kissed her and we started making out. I felt her up and she asked if I liked her boobs. I told her I could judge them better if I could see them. She said, if I wanted to see them I'd have to go upstairs. We went upstairs and had some wild sex.

So basically, I did a lot of ground work with these chicks before hand. First of all I build rapport and comfort levels, then I slowly worked up the sexual tension, raising it to the point where they were totally under my spell. And when meeting up it was easy going from there.

 

[Jariel]

Anyway, I hope this LONG post has helped somehow. It's not going to work this way for every woman and I've had many failures and flakes along the way, but once in a while things just go perfectly.